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C CaMel	“Our Amazon driver has left your ‘Self Inflato-Mary’ in a hidden location outside your property.” 28/07/23 7:08:15	2 20

Stephen Bean	Kerb sprawler 28/07/23 7:00:36	11

Vanessa the Guesser	She got a good tan, but this was unfortunately the day they painted double yellow lines down the road. 28/07/23 7:21:31	6

Mr Dome	White trash 28/07/23 9:22:15	5

Tony Edwards	Pavement t-art 28/07/23 9:21:45	5

Nigel Marshall	Trying to get her life back on track, Sheila joined the wrong AA, although found their ‘Roadside Recovery’ useful. 28/07/23 7:22:30	4

Chris Keegan	I see some are still having a good holiday in Roads. 28/07/23 7:08:01	4

Greg Curtis	"Now, we wait..." 28/07/23 8:29:15	2

Dave Bryan	''Darling, when you suggested a staycation to save some money......................'' 28/07/23 7:11:34, edited: 28/07/23 7:20:08	2

Martin Veith	Normally the neighbourhood wouldn't tolerate suntanning in the street, but in this case everyone agreed it was an emergency. 29/07/23 1:22:25, edited: 29/07/23 2:23:05	1

monty D	Bin there, done that! 28/07/23 8:19:22	1

Dave Bryan	''I don't care what the neighbours are saying. She's right up my street.'' 28/07/23 7:25:18	1

James Lennox	Tina was quick to accept the role of Doncaster Council's new bike rack. 28/07/23 7:06:58, edited: 28/07/23 7:10:58	2 1

Dave Bryan	''She's always flaunting her body. I knew she'd end up in the gutter.'' 28/07/23 7:05:17, edited: 28/07/23 7:18:03	1

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