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	clever Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 12:48:37	15

	Crack shot 08/08/17 11:11:29	15

	Farmchair 28/07/17 21:53:24	1 15

	'Drop the facade!' 04/05/17 11:13:43	15

	lol The most annoying thing at the beach, and some gulls. 26/10/23 11:03:57	14

	Mr Davies, thank you for providing the stool sample, please pop in to see us ASAP. 07/08/23 12:30:51	1 14
Stool sample, HA HA! I have worked in the doctor' office for years and have not encountered anything like this... HA HA!WHAT do you people eat? --Kathleen Ralph
	“Did you develop any skills during lockdown Sharon?” 06/06/23 11:09:10	14

	clever The Carpenters Course, we’ve only just begun… 28/05/23 20:47:00	14

	Nigel fell off his bike on the way home and created a huge jam. 20/05/23 11:33:55	14

	“My cell mates are all hardened criminals…” 10/05/23 11:01:53	14

	“Have a safe flight.” 23/04/23 12:27:46	14

	Angus lost £1 down his old chair in 1963, never again. 27/03/23 11:16:28	14

	“When I said rock him to sleep….” 22/03/23 15:12:05	14

	“You’re still thinking about the castration aren’t you?” 23/02/23 20:36:13	14

	I had one as a pet, it dyed. 07/02/23 8:17:12	14

	Just some pictures from my trip 30/06/22 11:04:29	14

	“Maybe we should get a taller decorator next time?” 12/04/22 7:05:05	14

	lol Call me old fashioned but I preferred the old BBC test card. 22/11/21 12:31:18	14

	“You can almost see the rim.” 18/11/21 12:03:29	14

	"I still see them on the weekends and help them with their writing." 25/06/21 7:05:36	14

	"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!" 11/01/21 9:04:20	14

	Scotsman loses 20p in Clyde. 24/05/20 19:33:59	14

	lol "Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 7:25:19	14

	Little feller. 27/09/19 7:12:44	14

	"Ooh nearly lost my balance!" 07/07/19 19:53:13	14

	clever This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 16:13:28	14

	Did he convert? 25/02/18 20:01:00	1 14
No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
	lol "Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31	14

	Crapstick 10/11/17 20:08:13	14

	clever Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 19:52:35	1 14
So brilliant. --Karen Oakenfull
	"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 16:31:26	14

	clever America's Necks Top Model 12/09/16 19:58:57	14

	Len's just got bigger 16/05/15 21:59:58	14

	I do watch the soaps 08/01/13 8:08:06	14

	creative 'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 19:45:25	13

	Cheap knight out 13/11/12 8:29:57	13

	"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39	13

	lol x2 “Oh my god the credits Dan look, you made it!” Wookiee Pube Groomer Daniel Davies 27/11/23 8:06:26	2 13
This caption just gets funnier! 😂 --Karyn Harrison
	“After 8 years of celibacy Dave joined the mile high club.” 23/08/23 19:02:12	13

	“My parents left me like this and also desserted my brother.” 26/07/23 7:09:59	2 13

	Me and my brother would always fight over who would play with the weird bald man. 11/07/23 11:12:51	1 13
Manopoly? --Vivvy En
	Tinder finally reaches Norfolk. 19/05/23 7:02:35	13

	“At school I was voted most likely to succeed…” 03/05/23 11:15:20	1 13

	“I accept cookies!” 22/06/22 11:03:55	13

	clever “My dad works in special effects but I don’t see him anymore.” 17/01/22 8:04:11	13

	“It’s expensive but we all have to make sacrifices.” 12/10/21 11:05:29	13

	Post Mortem 01/07/21 12:55:44	13

	"Grandad was in the army but he never talked about it." 24/06/21 7:14:27	13

	When I asked them to leave the hot tub I suddenly felt incredibly shallow. 13/04/21 11:22:36	13

	lol "So Dave, what were you left with after the divorce?" 09/12/20 11:03:52	13

	clever She offered it on a plate. 20/11/20 6:27:36	13

	"Alas, poor Yaris!" 07/10/20 7:25:36	13

	Turner and Pooch 03/09/20 11:14:18	1 13
Is her name Paige? --Troompa Loompa
	The Obscenic Route. 16/04/20 20:55:38	13

	"Darren, that's the 2nd bus that hasn't stopped for us, we're going to be late to this stupid party." 02/04/20 7:30:16	13

	I stood there wondering what the sign meant, and then it hit me. 26/09/19 19:09:04	2 13
The signs are bad around here. --Dave Bryan
	Knit Happens 15/09/19 19:01:17	13

	clever The conviction was later overturned 02/09/19 11:33:27	13

	Faecal Attraction 29/08/19 19:34:00	13

	Saddle Soar 19/08/18 11:39:51	13

	Terrible reception 05/10/17 19:15:00	13

	clever Commando Training 23/01/17 10:00:34	13

	“My salary is 6 figures, all power rangers.” Fri 12:21:20, edited: Fri 12:27:48	12

	“What’s the Wifi password?” 08/11/23 8:09:01	3 12
"Whatsthewifipassword" "Right, what's the wifi password?" "Whatsthewifipassword" "I'm asking you. What's the wifi password?" "I just told you." "Got it - Ijusttoldyou. Thanks." --Willie Johnson
	“Sandra, I’m worried the guys doing the double glazing might be cowboys.” 26/10/23 7:21:36	12

	“3 weeks in camping and I don’t know how to ask Katie to shave her legs.” 16/10/23 11:40:25	12

	“It’s built like a brick shit hearse.” 28/09/23 7:30:00, edited: 28/09/23 8:10:09	2 12
*built - "brick shit hearse" is an option too. --James Lennox
	“We’re responding to reports of mad cow disease.” “No point asking me, I’m The Archbishop of Canterbury.” 20/08/23 8:38:45	12

	lol Ian Gotham 15/05/23 11:04:05	1 12

	Safety Thirst. 22/02/23 9:51:46	12

	She’s only doing it to make ends meet. 17/02/23 21:11:37	12

	"at least there won't be an heir in it" 22/01/23 20:21:38	12

	Jeremy later coughed and invented Marmite. 15/12/21 13:26:31	12

	“They weren’t blue smarties Dave.” 12/10/21 7:09:59	12

	Moon River 09/04/21 12:10:46	1 12
Eider than a mile. --Karyn Harrison
	Specs on the beach 16/12/20 12:00:42	12

	I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. 28/11/20 12:05:42	8 12
I took that course too- I walked the make-a-silhouette-hole-in-a-wall test, but had to re-sit the anvil-tied-to-balloon exam. --Michael Winner
	"You remind me of myself when I was further away." 23/11/20 8:01:10	12

	lol "Yuck, I always pick the coffee one." 09/03/20 21:34:08	12

	"I went back for turds." 22/07/19 12:01:54	12

	creative clever Dead ringers 15/02/19 13:01:40	12

	'Definitely over 50.' 07/01/19 8:01:30	12

	Her previous cut was a little plane. 06/01/19 8:44:52	12

	"To the **atcave!" 26/12/18 12:55:24	1 12
SPLOOGE!!! --Scrappy Doo
	Breast in Show 13/12/17 12:10:10	12

	Jenny hadn't been to many funerals. 11/12/17 21:48:22	12

	'Mirror cygnet's manoeuvre!' 06/08/16 19:13:02	12

	creative When your boyfriend leaves you for a chopstick. 21/11/23 8:51:09	11

	“Put a sock in it Celine, I’m trying to pull ‘ere.” 08/11/23 20:25:46, edited: 08/11/23 20:38:48	11

	“And you think we taste rubbery!” 04/11/23 20:09:01	11

	“Luckily the ransom was just one cornetto.” 26/10/23 11:09:04	2 11
What a bargain, did you pay it? --Glyn Evans
	creative “It was spitting too.” 26/09/23 7:07:17	11

	Jean, Claude, Van, Dan. 24/09/23 20:57:14	11

	creative “Ever walked a greyhound before?” ‘How hard can it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….’ 21/09/23 11:19:49, edited: 21/09/23 12:33:16	1 11
Ah, how did I miss this one! Funny! 🤣 --KT A
	“I’m Greg Wallace and this week I’ve been finding out exactly how Carling is made.” 25/08/23 19:24:40	11

	“Sarge, Gandhi has escaped.” 22/08/23 8:53:39	11

	Day 459, I have stopped hallucinating and a rescue ship is on the horizon. 21/08/23 13:20:24	11

	“Very funny genie, a bird with a nice arse indeed.” 18/08/23 11:02:18	11

	“Very funny genie, a huge pecker indeed.” 16/08/23 13:44:05	11

	lol “Noah, where are those red tunas?” ‘Bollocks.’ 11/08/23 19:33:54	5 11
Just wondering why they'd need to be on the ark at all. --Willie Johnson