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C CaMel Vote score: 3954C CaMel

"I'm not really a big drinker."

13/08/18 19:13:54

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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

It was the worst case of prickly heat the doctor had ever seen.

13/08/18 20:00:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19990Ian Skelding

"Oh shit Gloria, this is the guy who's booked a head massage."

13/08/18 19:08:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1400Crunchy Chords
"Im not really a big drinker."

13/08/18 19:04:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3954C CaMel

Cack tie

13/08/18 19:45:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

Dave was depressed because everyone told him that he looked like a prick.

13/08/18 19:00:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4473Chris Keegan

What a prick

13/08/18 19:00:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

"On impulse I grabbed hold of her and just leapt onto it. It was our first date. How was I to know she had a water bed."

13/08/18 20:40:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28347Tony Edwards

Prickly stare

13/08/18 19:29:45

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

The new Hellraiser movie felt a bit off.

13/08/18 19:08:25

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

Aloe Vera

13/08/18 20:26:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5064Glyn Evans

Head of the Plant.

13/08/18 19:42:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

"No problem- it's all in a day's work for Acupuncture Man."

13/08/18 19:02:53

 
Mike Spencer Mike Spencer

Now that's what I call a prick!

18/08/18 11:02:24

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

John suited a plain hairstyle.

14/08/18 8:36:35

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Dave's new job as a balloon salesman only lasted one day.

14/08/18 0:51:23

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

There was no way of lifting the witch's curse. No princess would ever kiss him.

14/08/18 0:49:04

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

A businessman from Needles, California.

14/08/18 0:40:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Left abandoned in Mojave desert since childhood.

14/08/18 0:37:19

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Seth forgot he had left his new cactus in the teleportation pod.

13/08/18 23:04:05

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Prickly pear of ears

13/08/18 22:49:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Thistle be difficult to caption.

13/08/18 21:47:29

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

"Jack can be a bit prickly."

13/08/18 20:31:11

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

I'm lost for words Barry.. you look succulent

13/08/18 20:28:09

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Agave brains

13/08/18 20:03:07

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

According to his C. V. He was a field engineer on the Manhattan Project.

13/08/18 19:58:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Cloves maketh the man

13/08/18 19:54:54

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

The Guy Chaparral

13/08/18 19:52:54

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Mark Thatcher has never been the same since getting lost in the desert.

13/08/18 19:41:26

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 78Kriscat D

James was confident he'd get the job in Special Branch

13/08/18 19:19:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28347Tony Edwards

Dave will do anything to get a better mobile phone signal.

13/08/18 19:16:48

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 78Kriscat D

I didn't like him at first... then he grew on me

13/08/18 19:14:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28347Tony Edwards

Too much peyote cactus is mescaline with his head.

13/08/18 19:12:29

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

He said he was there for the Brexit negotiations but we suspected he was a plant

13/08/18 19:09:57

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 78Kriscat D

I've heard he's got a sharp tongue

13/08/18 19:09:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1400Crunchy Chords

"As a solicitor I am qualified to cactus law."

13/08/18 19:08:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

I'd always thought that Tom was a spineless kind of guy.

13/08/18 19:07:28

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 78Kriscat D

Stupid genie ... all I asked for was a good looking guy to share desert with, was that so difficult?

13/08/18 19:07:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4473Chris Keegan

The danger of sticking house plants down your trousers is that they tend to get fertilized.

13/08/18 19:04:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

"I hate that guy- he's so touchy-feely."

13/08/18 19:04:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

CacDai

13/08/18 19:03:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19990Ian Skelding

"I really want tequila."

13/08/18 19:01:08

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 78Kriscat D

He's a sharp dresser

13/08/18 19:00:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

"Doctor, I keep getting pins and needles..."

13/08/18 19:00:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19990Ian Skelding

♫ Sometimes I feel so deserted ♫

13/08/18 19:00:12

 
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