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I see Aldi are doing spa days now

13/12/22 20:04:19, edited: 13/12/22 20:04:31

clever

Her body was discovered in a Subway.

13/12/22 22:49:05

lol

This year's Weight Watchers party was the wildest to date.

13/12/22 20:00:27

I've seen better serving suggestions...

13/12/22 20:00:14

Salad daze

13/12/22 20:06:43

This will send a message to the other vegans.

13/12/22 20:02:24

Save time in the mornings by going to bed fully dressed.

13/12/22 20:01:47

creative

Me:In the mayonnaise I see Marge Simpson in bed with a drink in her left hand and a snake on a lead in her right. A red hippo is walking past the foot of the bed.
My psychologist: "I'm going to double your medication"

13/12/22 21:39:34, edited: 13/12/22 21:40:01

"I'm surprised she didn't wake up when we inserted the pineapple."

13/12/22 20:02:19

Karen just wasn’t sleeping well or eating properly

13/12/22 20:29:01

Chick in salad.

13/12/22 20:27:34

Cue-slumber

13/12/22 20:26:39, edited: 13/12/22 20:26:55

Tim was later fired from the morgue.

13/12/22 20:03:45

Vegging out

13/12/22 20:00:38

"Dave, please stop doing this to my face. There's a time and place for practical jokes, and it's not when I'm comforting my Mum on her deathbed."

13/12/22 20:00:14