creative clever

I've never finished a diet either.

11/06/19 19:00:49

Rust in peace

11/06/19 19:42:49

Poster Mortem

11/06/19 19:28:47

The Society for Suicide Prevention decided to rethink its reverse-psychology advertising campaign.

11/06/19 19:27:54

Last orders

11/06/19 19:05:18

Killboard

11/06/19 19:32:23

"Pete, you know those signs people leave over bridges saying Happy Birthday and such like?"
- "Yes"
- Well I think your ex may have done one for you"

11/06/19 19:31:59

"The..."

11/06/19 19:25:10

The Government sends a powerful message to all pensioners entering care homes.

11/06/19 19:19:09

"How the hell do you spell fledermaus?"

11/06/19 20:53:45

The suspense is killing me

11/06/19 20:09:21

For John McClane's sixth outing, the villains hijack the advertising.

11/06/19 20:01:22

Wall of Death

11/06/19 19:09:10

The die is (half) cast.

12/06/19 8:33:09

Police arrest a male cashier from a nearby petrol station for sign vandalism. Apparently, he caught the Diesel Pump Attendant servicing his wife.

12/06/19 3:16:22

I feel like the universe is trying to tell me something.

11/06/19 20:27:27

Somewhere, a billboard reading "sel" is silently weeping at its fate of never appearing in caption photos.

11/06/19 19:15:07

A sign half the world's diesel has gone already.

11/06/19 19:03:12

"Right, that's the easy bit done, now time for the Hard part."

12/06/19 16:07:40

I guess it wasn't an amicable Brexit.

11/06/19 19:53:45

Sign of things to come

11/06/19 19:51:59

German Bill Poster suffers amnesia.

11/06/19 19:08:09

Die-a-gone Wally

11/06/19 19:06:20

Sine die

11/06/19 19:05:23

It's an old-die but a good-die.

15/06/19 20:32:46

Argentinians prepare for the return of Jeremy Clarkson

12/06/19 16:34:31

'Found outside Buckingham palace last friday: 1 green and yellow banner with 'Trump' on it'

12/06/19 8:34:12

"No way, that's the last thing I'll do!"

11/06/19 21:58:22

"By golly, I'll finish this sign or die trying."

11/06/19 21:41:55

Die Lücke

(Nod to 20:25:10)

11/06/19 21:41:11

Captioning this picture is dead hard

11/06/19 19:27:54

Eri

11/06/19 19:19:51

"What happened to Dee she fell to her death"

11/06/19 19:19:31

“No, I said a sign saying terminal .....”

11/06/19 19:10:13

I'm just not sure of the Die sign.

11/06/19 19:06:43

The end of Eid

11/06/19 19:04:54

A bit too on-the-nose, Dignitas.

11/06/19 19:03:10

For goodness sake! Since when was there an I in DEFENCE !!

11/06/19 19:01:03

There are worrying signs that my health is at risk after my nutritionist told me to lose the tea on my latest diet.

11/06/19 19:00:58