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Ive never finished a diet either.
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C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

I've never finished a diet either.

11/06/19 20:00:49

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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29239Tony Edwards

Rust in peace

11/06/19 20:42:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Poster Mortem

11/06/19 20:28:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1752James Lennox

The Society for Suicide Prevention decided to rethink its reverse-psychology advertising campaign.

11/06/19 20:27:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8036Vanessa the Guesser

Last orders

11/06/19 20:05:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Killboard

11/06/19 20:32:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5611Chris Keegan

"Pete, you know those signs people leave over bridges saying Happy Birthday and such like?"
- "Yes"
- Well I think your ex may have done one for you"

11/06/19 20:31:59

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Some think it was Prince Philip who's put it over a tunnel entrance in Paris.  --Troompa Loompa
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5430Glyn Evans

"The..."

11/06/19 20:25:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8036Vanessa the Guesser

The Government sends a powerful message to all pensioners entering care homes.

11/06/19 20:19:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18896John Glover

"How the hell do you spell fledermaus?"

11/06/19 21:53:45

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

The suspense is killing me

11/06/19 21:09:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5430Glyn Evans

For John McClane's sixth outing, the villains hijack the advertising.

11/06/19 21:01:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20557Ian Skelding

Wall of Death

11/06/19 20:09:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 57Willie Johnson

The die is (half) cast.

12/06/19 9:33:09

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 867Karen Oakenfull

Police arrest a male cashier from a nearby petrol station for sign vandalism. Apparently, he caught the Diesel Pump Attendant servicing his wife.

12/06/19 4:16:22

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 809Spycenwolf

I feel like the universe is trying to tell me something.

11/06/19 21:27:27

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 809Spycenwolf

Somewhere, a billboard reading "sel" is silently weeping at its fate of never appearing in caption photos.

11/06/19 20:15:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2694Stephen Bean

A sign half the world's diesel has gone already.

11/06/19 20:03:12

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 246Generic RedHead

"Right, that's the easy bit done, now time for the Hard part."

12/06/19 17:07:40

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5590Tosser Wivlov

I guess it wasn't an amicable Brexit.

11/06/19 20:53:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12383Dan Nicholls

Sign of things to come

11/06/19 20:51:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8036Vanessa the Guesser

German Bill Poster suffers amnesia.

11/06/19 20:08:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35640Welsh Rarebit

Die-a-gone Wally

11/06/19 20:06:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6572Mr Dome

Sine die

11/06/19 20:05:23

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 192Charles Gilbert

It's an old-die but a good-die.

15/06/19 21:32:46

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

Argentinians prepare for the return of Jeremy Clarkson

12/06/19 17:34:31

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

'Found outside Buckingham palace last friday: 1 green and yellow banner with 'Trump' on it'

12/06/19 9:34:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

"No way, that's the last thing I'll do!"

11/06/19 22:58:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1752James Lennox

"By golly, I'll finish this sign or die trying."

11/06/19 22:41:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1752James Lennox

Die Lücke

(Nod to 20:25:10)

11/06/19 22:41:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

Captioning this picture is dead hard

11/06/19 20:27:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6572Mr Dome

Eri

11/06/19 20:19:51

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2311Trace Sarge

"What happened to Dee she fell to her death"

11/06/19 20:19:31

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19753John Llamas

“No, I said a sign saying terminal .....”

11/06/19 20:10:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5611Chris Keegan

I'm just not sure of the Die sign.

11/06/19 20:06:43

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2311Trace Sarge

The end of Eid

11/06/19 20:04:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21689Michael Winner

A bit too on-the-nose, Dignitas.

11/06/19 20:03:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5611Chris Keegan

For goodness sake! Since when was there an I in DEFENCE !!

11/06/19 20:01:03

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2016 --Scrappy Doo
The Wolf Vote score: 2418The Wolf

There are worrying signs that my health is at risk after my nutritionist told me to lose the tea on my latest diet.

11/06/19 20:00:58

 
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