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When your parents run the scout group.
30/10/23 8:10:48
"We would have won the war too, if it wasn't for this medalling kid."
30/10/23 8:01:20, edited: 30/10/23 8:34:06
Full Medal Jacket.
30/10/23 8:00:35
He was arrested on suspicion of murder last month but the police were unable to pin anything on him.
30/10/23 9:01:54
At one medal per ten cereal tokens, Ivan also held the Guinness World Record for most Weetabix eaten in a year.
30/10/23 8:34:40
Dave was an avid collector of military memorabilia and curtain tie backs
30/10/23 8:35:25
The Wolf shows off a few of his Dave awards.
30/10/23 8:05:28
"Are they all for bravery?""No, Boy George had a garage sale"
30/10/23 18:19:26, edited: 30/10/23 18:19:53
I got them all for bravery. It can be really scary breaking into houses of army veterans.
30/10/23 9:25:58
“Victoria Cross?”‘She sews them on for me so yeah, she’s livid.’
30/10/23 8:21:29
“Dave died getting his 5m swimming badge.”
30/10/23 8:11:34
"Five yards breaststroke, 10 yards breaststroke, painting a mug..."
30/10/23 8:07:06
''And this one is my Blue Peter badge.''
30/10/23 8:03:20
"Sorry sir, the metal detector went off again. Are you carrying any keys?"
30/10/23 8:02:07
It's cheaper than paying for a display stand.
30/10/23 9:30:21
"We get it, Darren, you've completed Call of Duty on the Xbox. Now don't you think it's time you got a job?"
30/10/23 8:40:11, edited: 30/10/23 8:56:11
He eventually died of medal fatigue.
30/10/23 8:26:38
“He was buried with his medals, the streets were lined 5 deep with detectorists.”
30/10/23 8:26:05
Overachiever.
30/10/23 8:04:37
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