super vote: ( left this week)
PATH-ILLOGICAL
29/08/24 14:59:38, edited: 29/08/24 14:59:54
With his license revoked, Dave got creative about picking up his daughter from daycare.
09/01/24 20:10:46
Probably should've told him the sun's been cooking that rock all day.
23/12/23 22:27:04
Weebiscuit
04/09/24 19:29:43
Not the Hunger Games prequel I was expecting...
19/11/23 20:17:52
Happy TANKSgiving!
01/10/24 21:08:31
“YAY - WEEE SCORED!!!”
04/04/24 19:08:15
THE SIMPSANDS
05/12/23 15:56:57
"Piccadilly Circus, please"
03/10/24 12:20:42
🎵"Don't be Ghoul..."🎵
22/03/24 14:52:52
A-TILL-a the Hen
07/02/24 20:45:31
He's Soda Pressed
24/01/24 20:00:58
It was a Temp Job
30/11/23 19:53:09
(F)I-DO
06/02/25 23:14:35
Their messaging is spot-on
11/10/24 4:01:46
JETRIS
03/03/24 0:13:28
"The likeness is uncatty"
17/03/25 21:23:49
THE FIB FIVE
14/02/25 16:35:54
Give em the ‘ol “HEINZ TUAH!!!”
27/08/24 20:25:04
"NO NO - I SAID SIT!!!!!"
17/04/24 19:34:18
Dave was hoping he was the Caption Contest Wiener!
30/03/24 18:54:08
"This guy's an ogre!" "That's Putin it lightly"
08/03/24 17:37:54
Croc-a-Nudal-Dude
02/01/24 20:21:44
Taj MaHat
11/10/23 19:32:49
S-LUGGAGE
14/03/25 3:57:33
It was all going swimmingly until someone had the genius idea to make the postal worker a referee
19/02/25 17:50:47
Looks like there's a SIGN OF RAIN, possibly
18/02/25 15:47:04
Air of the Dog
23/01/25 16:03:54
Hedging Their Pets
19/01/25 18:04:36
Swim TRUNKs
13/01/25 16:40:52
When the Match algorithm works its magic.
28/11/24 21:08:30
They Get It From Their Mudder
28/10/24 14:37:38, edited: 28/10/24 17:29:50
CASH ME IF YOU CAN!
11/10/24 17:39:40
Don't forget your PUPcorn!
22/08/24 19:59:02
"On this day I thee bread"
04/07/24 19:18:30
I believe they call this UPCYCLING
18/06/24 20:16:31
Pugs Funny
02/06/24 17:16:25
Puss n' Bots (nod to 03:07:01)
30/04/24 13:58:43
Happy Howl-o-ween!
28/04/24 14:20:34
Dutch Ado About Nothing
01/04/24 14:42:35
Dave didn't care for the terms of his witness relocation program
28/03/24 18:58:22
Just when you thought the PANdemic was over...
18/03/24 20:15:25
The assembly instructions, like the car, are hard to follow.
26/02/24 16:36:04
I remember when he was a wee scallion!
13/02/24 23:05:39
Wow these new fashions are WILD!!
08/02/24 23:14:25
Cinder-ALE-a
28/01/24 20:15:02
Edward Scissorhands was NOT amused at his replacement appendage.
10/01/24 16:16:25
"Okay OKAY - I'll stop complaining about the noises up above!!!"
30/12/23 4:46:36
Certainly not clothes-minded about death
08/11/23 19:21:08
"Explains the huge smelly bubbles we've been seein'."
01/11/23 15:42:56
Part of a well-rounded breakfast
27/10/23 4:09:15
"We're gonna need a bigger cat!!!"
13/02/25 21:12:17
"I suppose there are worse ways to water the lawn..."
10/02/25 16:14:46
He was just WINGIN' IT
04/02/25 21:01:26
"So whaddaya think? Yay or Neigh?"
28/01/25 16:09:37
SAVEMAN
02/01/25 17:24:55
When You Leave The Baby With Your Teenager...
13/12/24 19:55:01
Hagrid and Cerberus finally going on that road trip!
04/12/24 20:05:45
RESTLESS EGG SYNDROME
25/11/24 14:21:59
Wine aged in tuna barrels was a HORRIBLE idea!
25/11/24 2:02:33
"Before you eat, let me tell you about Jehovah's Kingdom..."
18/11/24 5:16:03
"Waiter - I'm afraid these mushrooms are a little too TENDER!"
09/11/24 18:58:55
Pondering The Concept Of Time
07/11/24 21:09:32
Feeting Time!
25/10/24 17:17:19
It's quite normal to dip tots in ketchup
16/07/24 18:54:35
When you drop your car keys in lava...
30/06/24 16:59:55
Examining the raw data
07/06/24 17:03:47
Asphalt Disney
22/05/24 15:40:27
Toy-Load-a
21/05/24 21:40:43
LABradorable
07/05/24 5:21:58
An upSCALE apartment, indeed!
29/03/24 4:12:32
Teach a man to fish, he can eat for life. Teach a fish to walk, it dies.
16/03/24 16:16:15
WHO ruffled YOUR feathers?!?
13/03/24 18:57:29
What a snack!
11/03/24 15:04:50
With Greta EVERY day is W(h)inesday!
20/02/24 17:03:12, edited: 20/02/24 17:03:41
Buy 9 pets and your 10th one is FREE!
19/02/24 15:25:45
Virtue-Roll Reality
30/12/23 4:45:01
This is what happens when you try to stare at your ass
23/12/23 22:28:39
"Bear with me here"
20/12/23 22:06:07
Pedigreeting
14/12/23 16:30:28
Oh Come All Ye Faithless
03/12/23 18:33:51
"Um yes, Can I please have the 64 Leg Meal?"
22/10/23 17:54:14
Herb was so gullible
19/10/23 15:58:55
Hair-le-lujah!
16/10/23 15:18:24
Time to log out
12/10/23 17:09:38
The donut shop was the WORST place to rob, considering all the cops present
27/09/23 16:56:25
"Look at the bird up in the sky!"
26/09/23 23:58:48
I think he needs to tug the right sideburn a bit.
25/09/23 21:10:54
THIS is the title you came up with for my biography?!?
15/09/23 17:24:37
NO! NAHHH! LISA
Wed 16:36:32
CARPE PIE 'EM
13/03/25 16:23:02
Me, whenever I try to keep all my ducks in a row...
12/03/25 20:28:39
"Destination?" "New Deli"
11/03/25 20:28:02
Australian dragonflies are something else...
05/03/25 20:08:52
"Can I get an A, Ma'am?"
28/02/25 4:42:08
"I seem to have a Grim Lens on my camera"
27/02/25 2:28:49
"ALL ARE BORED!!!"
25/02/25 22:00:46
"Wait! Wait! Let me guess...you need a haircut"
24/02/25 18:38:17
"S'HEA RIGHT - EVERYONE knows UNICORNS CAN'T FLY!!"
17/02/25 17:21:16
We have a LIDdle problem...
06/02/25 17:06:58
I'm not really Saxsquatch, but I love this guy! Got to see him perform (outside) during the pandemic and it was one thing that got me through that whole mess.
comment on photo:
"Doh'zing" in the Sun.
comment on caption: THE SIMPSANDS [Johnny Goode]
"Your Claws aren't Sharp at all... you got a Pedicure, too?"
comment on caption: Pedigreeting [Johnny Goode]
At least he can cook sausages, with scissors he's only able to snip between the links.
comment on caption: Edward Scissorhands was NOT amused at his replacement appendage. [Johnny Goode]
"Edward Sausagehands" just didn't have the same ring to it.
"Dug' Hen'ning... Magician and Illusionist, Extraordinaire."
comment on caption: A-TILL-a the Hen [Johnny Goode]
Their Fashion Sense is 'Spot On' with these "Role-Play, PJs"... As they Play, 'Dot to Dot,' and 'Find the "G"- Spot.'
comment on caption: Wow these new fashions are WILD!! [Johnny Goode]
"Fowl Mouth."
comment on caption: WHO ruffled YOUR feathers?!? [Johnny Goode]
"With this onion ring..."
comment on caption: "On this day I thee bread" [Johnny Goode]
Neat 😁
comment on caption: (F)I-DO [Johnny Goode]
I'm not really Saxsquatch, but I love this guy! Got to see him perform (outside) during the pandemic and it was one thing that got me through that whole mess.
5:36pm
comment on photo:
"Doh'zing" in the Sun.
7:29pm
comment on caption:
THE SIMPSANDS [Johnny Goode]
"Your Claws aren't Sharp at all... you got a Pedicure, too?"
8:45pm
comment on caption:
Pedigreeting [Johnny Goode]
At least he can cook sausages, with scissors he's only able to snip between the links.
8:15pm
comment on caption:
Edward Scissorhands was NOT amused at his replacement appendage. [Johnny Goode]
"Edward Sausagehands" just didn't have the same ring to it.
9:35pm
comment on caption:
Edward Scissorhands was NOT amused at his replacement appendage. [Johnny Goode]
"Dug' Hen'ning... Magician and Illusionist, Extraordinaire."
8:51pm
comment on caption:
A-TILL-a the Hen [Johnny Goode]
Their Fashion Sense is 'Spot On' with these "Role-Play, PJs"...
As they Play, 'Dot to Dot,' and 'Find the "G"- Spot.'
2:51pm
comment on caption:
Wow these new fashions are WILD!! [Johnny Goode]
"Fowl Mouth."
9:18pm
comment on caption:
WHO ruffled YOUR feathers?!? [Johnny Goode]
"With this onion ring..."
11:40pm
comment on caption:
"On this day I thee bread" [Johnny Goode]
Neat 😁
11:15pm
comment on caption:
(F)I-DO [Johnny Goode]