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Tony Edwards	Cheese on coast. 03/07/12 10:35:53	15

Ken Stapleton	He who stares bins 01/07/12 10:00:28	15

John Llamas	Guinesstrone 25/06/12 19:15:25	15

D C	Rather than swim the channel, Dave thought it would be easier to take the tunnel. 20/06/12 13:18:41	1 15

Michael Winner	Found: cat, black and white, 7lbs, three meter circumference. 19/06/12 10:01:17	7 15

Tony Edwards	Read It and Sweep. 16/06/12 19:14:11	15

F Mackay	Driving Under the Influence of Calpol. 14/06/12 10:00:25	15

Shandonbelle	Close Encounters Of The Thora Hird Kind. 11/06/12 19:02:54	1 15

Pete	Bucket and splayed. 11/06/12 10:39:04	15

Michael Winner	Kids will do anything to avoid being adopted by Madonna. 10/06/12 19:02:39	15

Paul M	Passers-by got a real Eiffel. 08/06/12 19:00:06	15

Cath Jones	Fitness Freak. 06/06/12 10:02:22	15

Dave Devine	He could have made a bolt for the door 02/06/12 19:22:05	2 15

Ian Mclaren	It's from your wife,she wants a divorce. 31/05/12 19:05:28	15

F Mackay	Chilean Minor. 30/05/12 19:01:11	1 15

Lee Hauxwell	Spanish market exposes Basque Seperate tits. 27/05/12 10:07:58	15

Tony Edwards	Park and Fried. 26/05/12 19:01:08	15

Ian Skelding	"Don't panic sis, I said 'insect.'" 25/05/12 10:07:36	15

Rob Falconer	So, there really is a Fashion Police? 17/05/12 19:00:45	1 15

Pete	"Mum, I think I've soiled myself." 14/05/12 10:50:53	15

Hercules Rockefeller	Berried Alive 13/05/12 19:08:09	1 15

Michael Winner	Jam Pact. 13/05/12 19:00:45	15

Michael Winner	Not to be confused with the 'I love Ewe' shop in Aberystwyth. 08/05/12 19:00:13	15

John Glover	As Simon coldly watched Daphne plunge over the cliff to certain death, he suddenly realised the seriousness of his situation. she had the cigarette lighter. 07/05/12 19:48:19	15

Tosser Wivlov	Ken could not escape from his nightmayor 06/05/12 19:00:39	15

Michael Winner	It came from Outer London. 06/05/12 19:00:31	15

Ian Mclaren	Walls have gears. 05/05/12 19:02:38	15

F Mackay	After 10 years of listening to his nonsensical rhymes, Dusty Bin could take it no longer and ate Ted Rogers. 04/05/12 19:24:59	15

Suzanne Brooks	On the piste. 30/04/12 19:00:16	1 15

Steve Fosbraey	Camel Tow. 29/04/12 10:00:06	15

Mr. Toad	Trev was a one woman man who firmly believed in mahogany. 27/04/12 19:33:31	15

Pablo Cabello	"My other car is a Porch." 23/04/12 10:40:51	15

Suzanne Brooks	"What gear were you in?" "Well I had that little black dress on and my high heels." 23/04/12 10:26:33	15

Rank Outscriber	In a glass of his own 22/04/12 19:08:23	15

Rob Falconer	Disabled driver 21/04/12 11:56:37	15

Pablo Cabello	Staring at defeat. 19/04/12 19:04:17	15

Neil Mackenzie	It's that time of the month again. 18/04/12 19:00:54	15

F Mackay	Gorilla's in the Miss. 18/04/12 19:00:22	15

Roley Martin	Johnny lost 2 fingers and a thumb fingering a bunch of fans after his show. 17/04/12 19:05:52	1 15

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe	It's a sex life Jim, but not as we know it. 15/04/12 10:02:23	1 15

Tony Edwards	Proceed with a caution. 08/04/12 19:16:58	15

Neil Mackenzie	Women 02/04/12 10:12:08	9 15

Michael Winner	'...recalculating...' 28/03/12 10:03:38	2 15

Joe T	Klaus the German sports fan stakes his place at the finishing line to the 2012 Olympics marathon race. 22/03/12 11:15:31	1 15

Rob Falconer	Well, Gentlemen, I think that proves conclusively that the way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach 17/03/12 20:10:17	15

John Glover	John thought passing along the side of the car was the best option, whilst the rest of his team mates went over the top. 16/03/12 20:28:14	2 15

Steve Hann	I hate to complain but I think you overcharged me. 15/03/12 11:20:38	15

Joe T	Tim waits for snow man 02/03/12 20:27:01	15

Tony Edwards	Fruits of the Forest. 22/02/12 11:29:33	15

Ian Skelding	Sue was B side herself. 19/02/12 11:56:17	1 15

John Glover £50	"Hello madam, sorry to interrupt your sleep, but I'm from the Jehovah's witnesses." 07/02/12 14:53:25	8 15

Suzanne Brooks	pedal bin 02/02/12 11:05:15	1 15

Steve Hann	The relationship was doomed due to the huge language barrier. 27/01/12 11:19:21	15

Tony Edwards	Blood Vessel. 22/01/12 11:30:24	15

Paul Woolley	"Drinking lots never harmed me!" says Dave, 24 from Clapham. 10/01/12 12:28:13	1 15

Cath Jones	"To infancy and beyond!" 09/01/12 11:54:31	15

Ian Skelding	"Is it OK or Hello?" "Neither, it's The bloody Sun." 07/01/12 20:13:15	15

Gordon Bannerman	Minor surgery 06/01/12 22:56:03	15

Stephen Paterson	Farmer Sutra 05/01/12 11:45:49	15

Michael Winner	No one had the heart to tell protester Dave Bryant that the bypass was cancelled over twenty years ago. 02/01/12 11:26:07	15

Ian Mclaren	Little squirt. 30/12/11 11:00:59	1 15

Steve Fosbraey	8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskers. 15/12/11 20:03:07	3 15

Ricky Chambers	The children were dragged from their computers and forced to play in the sun. 13/12/11 13:08:32	15

Joe T	Frank, give us a hand, Jack has got his head stuck in the shopping trolley again. 10/12/11 20:03:25	3 15

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe	One thing LED to another.... 17/11/11 20:02:04	15

Ian Mclaren	This way for a Jolly Rogering. 13/11/11 11:02:54	15

Steve Wright	Mask-a-raid 31/10/11 11:22:59	15

Paul Woolley	"Ok, I know it's big but there's no need to spell it out!" 29/10/11 19:05:06	1 15

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe	Tease maid. 25/10/11 19:00:16	1 15

Ian Skelding	Gnome is where the tart is. 25/10/11 19:00:13	1 15

Lee Hauxwell	Here comes the tide 11/10/11 10:03:13	15

Lee Hauxwell	Sony a shower 09/10/11 10:52:12	15

Tony Edwards	Mystic Mug 21/09/11 10:51:51	15

Mr. Toad	ElderBerry 15/09/11 11:48:55	15

Steve Wright	Sub Woofer 13/09/11 14:52:36	1 15

Coz Mackenzie	Shiite driver. 23/08/11 19:44:41	15

Paul Woolley	The first blonde to walk all over a Beetle since Heather Mills. 25/07/11 17:53:52	8 15

Eileen M.	Holiday tragedy: Bionic man accidentally sends nephew into orbit. 16/06/08 19:53:15	15

	Before you use the Ladies I just need to check something. Thu 8:22:05	15

Vanessa the Guesser	"Let's get engaged!" 27/02/26 8:09:16	1 15

Dan Nicholls	Tell me again Martin, about your strong compulsion to shit on freshly washed cars I would, but I've been able to blame it on you pigeons for years so... 26/02/26 12:01:13, edited: 26/02/26 13:49:29, suggested edits	1 15

Dan Nicholls	Wish you were hare... 21/02/26 12:08:50	15

Phil Swan	"I still think she is overdressed for a night out in Newcastle" 19/02/26 8:00:46	15

Al Overy	Trump's days are numbered. 16/02/26 12:03:44	15

James Lennox	No Fanny by Gaslight 16/02/26 8:02:14, edited: 16/02/26 8:05:34	1 15

monty D	clever Royal Lodge clearout sale 12/02/26 12:18:07	15

Dave Bryan	She's been going downhill for a while. 12/02/26 12:02:23	15

Karyn Harrison	Bricks and motor 05/02/26 20:01:54	15

C CaMel	“Baby food is different in France.” 05/02/26 12:03:26	15

John Harrison	Pigeon Hoopla never really took off. 02/02/26 12:00:46	15

Stephen Bean	creative Kitty Kitty Bang Bang 29/01/26 8:23:06	15

C CaMel	lol “That explains the state of the toilet.” 26/01/26 13:22:16	1 15
'Sorry, I had the trots' --Julie Bridge
Jo	Don't upset the apple car 21/01/26 12:02:12	15

Vanessa the Guesser	Fancy a new phone? Take your pick. 21/01/26 8:03:47	15

Al Overy	"Any ideas for the 12 o'clock caption, Polly?" "Said Dave, said Dave?" "C'mon, I don't put 'said Dave' on everything", said Dave. 20/01/26 12:10:16	2 15
Another "said Dave" classic 😉 One of the good things is if there's enough "said Dave"s you could do a compilation of them and sell them as a book (with a nod and a wink to caption.me of course acknowledging where the speak of Dave might have come fr --Glyn Evans
Jo	Ok, who spiked air traffic control's coffee? 16/01/26 20:01:09	15

C CaMel	“Busking is fun but it’s hard to make ends meet.” 16/01/26 12:41:20	15

Stephen Bean	"I go for a bicycle ride every mourning." 14/01/26 8:18:08	1 15

Jo	I'm selling these to help raise a few bucks 12/01/26 20:03:51	15

Ian Sanderson	lol “This smells like smelly feet…oh” 12/01/26 8:20:24	15

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