Holiday tragedy: Bionic man accidentally sends nephew into orbit.

16/06/08 20:53:15

Ken unfortunately took a shortcut through the Commando barracks on his way to Barbie's costume party.

19/04/08 1:08:03

Winners of the Extreme Frisbee tournament.

18/04/08 12:29:31

You would be berry much in love the moment she pasteurize too.

10/11/08 11:18:06

Recently liberated Iraq produces it's own version of Baywatch called Burka-watch.

16/06/08 20:38:23

His sister's Bulimia was beginning to interfere with his appetite.

18/04/08 12:07:46

Waldo finds himself with satellite photography.

28/01/09 11:29:36

Activist just itching to get involved with a splinter group.

22/10/08 12:35:23

Strip club named "Go Ogle" sued by Google for trademark infringement.

24/05/08 7:10:36

Rejected cover of Dieting For Dummies.

04/04/09 20:07:23

Receding hare line.

19/03/09 7:43:18

He couldn't get her off his mind.

11/01/09 12:29:47

"That chinese food went right through me!"

29/07/08 22:19:29

A prime example of why you must be 18 years of age before getting a tattoo.

13/06/08 23:32:03

Mark's split personality was becoming obvious to everyone.

05/05/08 16:53:57

Won't be the first time football comes between a man and a woman.

06/08/09 23:41:47

Then again, there is the possibility that they were looking forward to encountering pickpockets.

26/04/09 6:34:41

"Salutations. We're here to inquire about a pair of lost parrots. Besides being a Macaw and an African Grey, they can be identified by their strange pirate-like accents."

06/04/09 9:41:15

Sure... the rest of us just use a paper bag.

16/09/08 5:07:58

"That banana was supposed to be my lunch!"

09/08/08 7:01:40

Darth cringed inside when he realized that his heavy breathing would yet again get him called on the carpet for sexual harassment.

25/07/08 1:42:41

Elly Mae believed in reincarnation. Here she passes a sugarcube to her late husband.

14/07/08 23:53:55

The Chernobyl '86 vintage, not a good year.

30/01/09 14:26:14

Aren't mafia threats supposed to be intimidating?

01/07/11 22:45:03

Her zips are pealed.

28/07/10 0:16:54

Eileen with egg tempera on her face.

05/07/10 22:55:15

Double exposure.

06/05/09 12:42:36

Digging for clams.

28/04/09 6:45:45

"Darn it," thought Ralph, "I left home with my x-ray bifocals again."

22/04/09 11:01:29

Iron Man was listening to Michael Feeney at such a volume that he did not hear the helicopter's rotor blades.

17/04/09 11:26:39

New photo has captioneers stumped.

01/04/09 11:08:00

Baby Spice and Scary Spice were friends since way back.

(kudos to karlos)

11/03/09 18:55:28

The idea of an olive sandwich is probably not very exciting.. until you meet Olive.

05/03/09 7:18:52

"Don't be bashful, Norman. Show them the thong I crocheted for you."

02/03/09 6:22:45

Maggie poses with everything she's ever slept with.

20/02/09 12:47:06

Captain to Co-pilot: "I thought you said this was a topless beach."

31/01/09 21:57:14

The Homeboy Chess Set (with Rodney King and Queen Latifah) designed to interest inner city kids in learning the game.

24/10/08 12:32:49

As the much heralded Titanic II boards in Southampton, unleashed dogs begin acting strangely.

22/10/08 13:18:15

"It's a good thing we didn't let the Count pluck it, or it would be Christmas dinner."

20/10/08 13:04:42

"I call it my Super Soaker, but it don't squirt no water.. it squirts blood. Now git off yur sister!"

16/09/08 6:21:04

Miraculous appearance of the Beatles on woman's face just moments into giving herself a facial, has her petitioning the Vatican for "beautification".

16/09/08 6:10:49

It's about time we had a terrorist who can accessorize.

01/09/08 1:31:15

One possible reason Hooters Airline went bust was their policy of considering turbulence "good for business".

11/08/08 23:01:41

Everyone thought he was part Chow until we gave him the heimlich and this popped out.

16/06/08 21:16:35

I dare you to connect the dots.

13/06/08 23:30:35

Now that he had crossed over, his fetish for necrophilia was no longer frowned upon.

18/04/08 16:39:29