Holiday tragedy: Bionic man accidentally sends nephew into orbit.

16/06/08 20:53:15

Ken unfortunately took a shortcut through the Commando barracks on his way to Barbie's costume party.

19/04/08 1:08:03

Winners of the Extreme Frisbee tournament.

18/04/08 12:29:31

You would be berry much in love the moment she pasteurize too.

10/11/08 11:18:06

Recently liberated Iraq produces it's own version of Baywatch called Burka-watch.

16/06/08 20:38:23

His sister's Bulimia was beginning to interfere with his appetite.

18/04/08 12:07:46

Waldo finds himself with satellite photography.

28/01/09 11:29:36

Activist just itching to get involved with a splinter group.

22/10/08 12:35:23

Strip club named "Go Ogle" sued by Google for trademark infringement.

24/05/08 7:10:36

Rejected cover of Dieting For Dummies.

04/04/09 20:07:23

Receding hare line.

19/03/09 7:43:18

He couldn't get her off his mind.

11/01/09 12:29:47

"That chinese food went right through me!"

29/07/08 22:19:29

A prime example of why you must be 18 years of age before getting a tattoo.

13/06/08 23:32:03

Mark's split personality was becoming obvious to everyone.

05/05/08 16:53:57

Won't be the first time football comes between a man and a woman.

06/08/09 23:41:47

The Colliers moved to the U.S. for the right to bare arms.

05/07/09 23:45:07

Then again, there is the possibility that they were looking forward to encountering pickpockets.

26/04/09 6:34:41

"Salutations. We're here to inquire about a pair of lost parrots. Besides being a Macaw and an African Grey, they can be identified by their strange pirate-like accents."

06/04/09 9:41:15

You can tell by her eyes that she's stoned.

16/12/08 12:19:47

Sure... the rest of us just use a paper bag.

16/09/08 5:07:58

"That banana was supposed to be my lunch!"

09/08/08 7:01:40

Darth cringed inside when he realized that his heavy breathing would yet again get him called on the carpet for sexual harassment.

25/07/08 1:42:41

Elly Mae believed in reincarnation. Here she passes a sugarcube to her late husband.

14/07/08 23:53:55

The Chernobyl '86 vintage, not a good year.

30/01/09 14:26:14

Aren't mafia threats supposed to be intimidating?

01/07/11 22:45:03

Her zips are pealed.

28/07/10 0:16:54

Eileen with egg tempera on her face.

05/07/10 22:55:15

Double exposure.

06/05/09 12:42:36

Digging for clams.

28/04/09 6:45:45

"Darn it," thought Ralph, "I left home with my x-ray bifocals again."

22/04/09 11:01:29

Iron Man was listening to Michael Feeney at such a volume that he did not hear the helicopter's rotor blades.

17/04/09 11:26:39

New photo has captioneers stumped.

01/04/09 11:08:00

Baby Spice and Scary Spice were friends since way back.

(kudos to karlos)

11/03/09 18:55:28

The idea of an olive sandwich is probably not very exciting.. until you meet Olive.

05/03/09 7:18:52

"Don't be bashful, Norman. Show them the thong I crocheted for you."

02/03/09 6:22:45

Maggie poses with everything she's ever slept with.

20/02/09 12:47:06

Captain to Co-pilot: "I thought you said this was a topless beach."

31/01/09 21:57:14

The Homeboy Chess Set (with Rodney King and Queen Latifah) designed to interest inner city kids in learning the game.

24/10/08 12:32:49

As the much heralded Titanic II boards in Southampton, unleashed dogs begin acting strangely.

22/10/08 13:18:15

"It's a good thing we didn't let the Count pluck it, or it would be Christmas dinner."

20/10/08 13:04:42

"I call it my Super Soaker, but it don't squirt no water.. it squirts blood. Now git off yur sister!"

16/09/08 6:21:04

Miraculous appearance of the Beatles on woman's face just moments into giving herself a facial, has her petitioning the Vatican for "beautification".

16/09/08 6:10:49

It's about time we had a terrorist who can accessorize.

01/09/08 1:31:15

One possible reason Hooters Airline went bust was their policy of considering turbulence "good for business".

11/08/08 23:01:41

Everyone thought he was part Chow until we gave him the heimlich and this popped out.

16/06/08 21:16:35

I dare you to connect the dots.

13/06/08 23:30:35

Now that he had crossed over, his fetish for necrophilia was no longer frowned upon.

18/04/08 16:39:29

In Living Black-n-White's fly girl.

28/07/10 0:15:17

A novel use for Jennifer Lopez's enema bag.

03/07/10 4:37:42

Splash test dummy

21/06/10 18:56:50

The Taming of the Cashew

01/06/10 21:54:49

Kelly from Human Resources decides who will go and who will stay.

10/03/10 21:14:34

"Oh, look. Jim slipped in the shower again."

01/11/09 20:23:09

"What are you trying to catch? A cold?"

01/11/09 20:01:36

Rollo needed additional help with the command "Play dead."

10/10/09 22:39:30

This Ikea scratching post leaves much to be desired.

05/10/09 19:53:43

Cu-cumbersome to use -- Bob still loved how his novelty cellphone looked in his pants.

05/10/09 19:50:07

Who can keep up with these diet trends? One week it's South Beach and the next it's Silicon Valley.

21/08/09 3:27:50

Susan Boyle's makeover is complete.

14/08/09 1:21:03

Exotic though it may be, Norm knew it was time to quit the opium den.

11/08/09 8:06:26

The Boys of Lego Jima.

11/08/09 7:11:47

There's only one rule in a staring match between fish. Whoever is not belly-up is the winner.

28/07/09 3:19:23

"Katrina brought us together. The coffee shop lurched, slid down the street, throwing me into his arms and I never left."

(Spin 101)

13/07/09 22:22:26

Ladybuggered.

05/07/09 21:26:56

When you peel back the layers of Christi-onion, his inner child becomes apparent.

29/06/09 22:20:33

Chimney Sweep: "Good luck will rub off when I shake 'ands with you -
or blow me and that's lucky too!"

28/06/09 4:07:37

"I saw the whole thing. He stuck that stick between the spokes of his bike on purpose."

14/06/09 20:34:41

"Sure it's the genuine article. Handcrafted by Ron Allan himself."

14/05/09 8:13:49

Wife conducts own test to diagnose why everything goes in one ear and out the other with her husband.

13/05/09 10:58:35

Cell Mates

12/05/09 5:51:46

About to make his move and what an inopportune time for his ear infection to drain.

10/05/09 18:25:07

Wet Willy

10/05/09 18:13:40

"How can I afford so many expensive handbags as a professional dog walker? Handjobs."

07/05/09 21:35:24

Buick's Cube

06/05/09 5:50:24

"Grandma! What big implants you have!"

02/05/09 14:04:32

Come visit the Dancing Chiropractor for tango lessons and spinal adjustments - at the same time.

01/05/09 11:13:07

Mid riff.

27/04/09 22:59:24

The tragic result of the first Steeplechase.

24/04/09 5:11:25

"Stick 'em up. Now - DANCE!"

21/04/09 21:06:06

A side of ET too disturbing to reveal.

("I'll be riight here .. oops.")

15/04/09 10:28:12

His little brother learned a valuable life lesson that day about following the leader.

13/04/09 13:57:24

Madonna is not aging gracefully.

12/04/09 11:05:02

Having first tested it on himself, Davie deemed his invisible sling-shot a success.

03/04/09 13:03:17

"I was not being suggestive. Everyone knows it means 'Live long and prosper'."

02/04/09 12:59:57

With the successful treatment of Tree Man's condition, other sufferers line up.

01/04/09 11:02:53

Spot the coke dealer.

21/03/09 20:09:20

If his brother hadn't ratted him out, his mother would have never known that he'd gotten a tattoo.

18/03/09 0:28:28

If you're going to fall off the wagon and live on the street - you may as well do it with style.

13/03/09 8:55:57

They mean it when they say they want to halt teen pregnancy by showing children the responsibilities of parenthood, but what about carrying around a 5 pound bag of sugar or a high tech doll?

11/03/09 3:10:47

Dining on a shoestring budget.

08/03/09 16:06:51

"See-No-Evil is a no-show. Tony's lunchbox will have to fill in for him."

"He probably WAS Tony's lunch."

05/03/09 11:06:09

The Geriatric Porn Channel offering such titles as 'When Harry Gummed Sally'.

02/03/09 5:31:54

Whack-a-mole move over. It's Kitty Croquet.

20/02/09 12:40:02

Flip Vicious is back!

20/02/09 7:38:46

Baby Bear decided that this body was just right!

29/01/09 15:29:28

It was all Hank could do not to peek at what was making the tent in the body bag.

26/01/09 22:35:12

Guess who gets the wish.

15/01/09 15:37:12

If it is your first time taking LSD, wait to file an accident report. There's a good chance nothing is wrong with your car.

14/01/09 6:03:12

Kenny was getting concerned. At this rate, Thomas the Tank Engine was never going to get him to school on schedule; and he wasn't even texting!

07/01/09 18:16:23

My Big Fat Greek Wedding Planner

30/12/08 15:24:25

Curious to uncover what must be dead, the orangutan soon learned the awesome power of a kimchi fart.

16/12/08 6:26:24

Christionion only gives thumbs up!

08/12/08 18:29:43

Mardi Gras for naturalists.

06/12/08 23:59:16

Parliament's naughty corner.

17/11/08 21:05:27

Behind every great success are envious relations like Donald McDonald here.

15/11/08 7:43:50

The casting couch for Toy Story 4.

28/10/08 3:51:59

Slouching Tiger Hid in Drag

21/10/08 2:06:23

Pinocchio, now a real man, still has a nose that grows when he lies.. which has given his girlfriend a devilish idea.

16/09/08 5:42:51

Venus de Willow.

08/09/08 16:10:11

He always dreamed of being a golden retriever so he decided to go panning.

29/07/08 22:09:09

Darth Mall

29/07/08 21:50:00

"Our next size bottle is affectionately labeled Little Bitch."

29/07/08 21:48:01

"Next time read the darn print! I don't care if it looked like a picture of pool noodles!"

30/06/08 19:54:58

Boy: "Yeah.. well.. there used to be more to it, but I'm Jewish ya know."

Girl: "Gee. In that case - I wonder what I am!"

30/06/08 19:45:21

Superman encourages an herbal remedy for Hulk's latent aggression.

17/06/08 17:48:29

Two long-limbed alien figures get intimate on cloud 9.

16/06/08 20:49:06

Father Time is shocked to experience a 10 second delay.

13/06/08 3:32:21

Severe budget cuts in the witness protection program.

31/05/08 8:45:15

Because of his excellent camouflage, the zebra was always "it" for hide-n-seek.

31/05/08 2:51:50

The fleas were so at home on Rover, they started paving roads and erecting streetlamps.

25/05/08 19:59:41

Meet Adam Midas.

24/05/08 23:56:41

He was sure of it. That little girl was wearing Desmond's tutu!

01/05/08 21:17:36

Rarely seen photo still from The Legend of Hell House showing ectoplasm oozing from the psychic's fingertips. The scene had been cut because the actress kept looking at the camera and smiling.

01/05/08 21:01:42

Naturally, he felt a little awkward, but his new bride insisted on including her pet guppy in the wedding party.

17/04/08 21:23:17

Earl began to think he was schizophrenic. The voice in his head kept asking, "Who? Who?"

16/04/08 10:24:14

Milk of amnesia.

14/06/11 23:46:25

"What was that formula again? The power of the engine is directly proportionate to the loss of hair on a man's head..."

14/04/09 13:23:42

What do women find so attractive about Jay-Z.?

18/03/09 11:31:04

Superman's weakness is Krip tonight.

17/06/08 17:46:38

With a face like this, all I've got going for me is my figure.

17/04/08 0:46:42

Scuban refugee

14/02/09 18:21:51

Inter(com)mode.

13/06/08 23:09:22