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Eileen M.

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"In various stages of a woman's life, she resembles the continents of the world. From 13 to 18: she's like Africa - virgin territory, unexplored. From 18 to 30: she's like Asia - hot and exotic. From 30 to 45: she's like America - fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55: she's like Europe - exhausted, but not without places of interest. After 55 she's like Australia - everybody knows it's down there, but nobody much cares." -- Al Boliska

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Holiday tragedy: Bionic man accidentally sends nephew into orbit.

16/06/08 19:53:15

Ken unfortunately took a shortcut through the Commando barracks on his way to Barbie's costume party.

19/04/08 0:08:03

Winners of the Extreme Frisbee tournament.

18/04/08 11:29:31

You would be berry much in love the moment she pasteurize too.

10/11/08 11:18:06

Recently liberated Iraq produces it's own version of Baywatch called Burka-watch.

16/06/08 19:38:23

His sister's Bulimia was beginning to interfere with his appetite.

18/04/08 11:07:46

Waldo finds himself with satellite photography.

28/01/09 11:29:36

Activist just itching to get involved with a splinter group.

22/10/08 11:35:23

Strip club named "Go Ogle" sued by Google for trademark infringement.

24/05/08 6:10:36

Rejected cover of Dieting For Dummies.

04/04/09 19:07:23

Receding hare line.

19/03/09 7:43:18

He couldn't get her off his mind.

11/01/09 12:29:47

"That chinese food went right through me!"

29/07/08 21:19:29

A prime example of why you must be 18 years of age before getting a tattoo.

13/06/08 22:32:03

Mark's split personality was becoming obvious to everyone.

05/05/08 15:53:57

Won't be the first time football comes between a man and a woman.

06/08/09 22:41:47

The Colliers moved to the U.S. for the right to bare arms.

05/07/09 22:45:07

Then again, there is the possibility that they were looking forward to encountering pickpockets.

26/04/09 5:34:41

"Salutations. We're here to inquire about a pair of lost parrots. Besides being a Macaw and an African Grey, they can be identified by their strange pirate-like accents."

06/04/09 8:41:15

You can tell by her eyes that she's stoned.

16/12/08 12:19:47

Sure... the rest of us just use a paper bag.

16/09/08 4:07:58

"That banana was supposed to be my lunch!"

09/08/08 6:01:40

Darth cringed inside when he realized that his heavy breathing would yet again get him called on the carpet for sexual harassment.

25/07/08 0:42:41

Elly Mae believed in reincarnation. Here she passes a sugarcube to her late husband.

14/07/08 22:53:55

The Chernobyl '86 vintage, not a good year.

30/01/09 14:26:14

Aren't mafia threats supposed to be intimidating?

01/07/11 21:45:03

Her zips are pealed.

27/07/10 23:16:54

Eileen with egg tempera on her face.

05/07/10 21:55:15

Double exposure.

06/05/09 11:42:36

Digging for clams.

28/04/09 5:45:45

"Darn it," thought Ralph, "I left home with my x-ray bifocals again."

22/04/09 10:01:29

Iron Man was listening to Michael Feeney at such a volume that he did not hear the helicopter's rotor blades.

17/04/09 10:26:39

New photo has captioneers stumped.

01/04/09 10:08:00

Baby Spice and Scary Spice were friends since way back.

(kudos to karlos)

11/03/09 18:55:28

The idea of an olive sandwich is probably not very exciting.. until you meet Olive.

05/03/09 7:18:52

"Don't be bashful, Norman. Show them the thong I crocheted for you."

02/03/09 6:22:45

Maggie poses with everything she's ever slept with.

20/02/09 12:47:06

Captain to Co-pilot: "I thought you said this was a topless beach."

31/01/09 21:57:14

The Homeboy Chess Set (with Rodney King and Queen Latifah) designed to interest inner city kids in learning the game.

24/10/08 11:32:49

As the much heralded Titanic II boards in Southampton, unleashed dogs begin acting strangely.

22/10/08 12:18:15

"It's a good thing we didn't let the Count pluck it, or it would be Christmas dinner."

20/10/08 12:04:42

"I call it my Super Soaker, but it don't squirt no water.. it squirts blood. Now git off yur sister!"

16/09/08 5:21:04

Miraculous appearance of the Beatles on woman's face just moments into giving herself a facial, has her petitioning the Vatican for "beautification".

16/09/08 5:10:49

It's about time we had a terrorist who can accessorize.

01/09/08 0:31:15

One possible reason Hooters Airline went bust was their policy of considering turbulence "good for business".

11/08/08 22:01:41

Everyone thought he was part Chow until we gave him the heimlich and this popped out.

16/06/08 20:16:35

I dare you to connect the dots.

13/06/08 22:30:35

Now that he had crossed over, his fetish for necrophilia was no longer frowned upon.

18/04/08 15:39:29

In Living Black-n-White's fly girl.

27/07/10 23:15:17

A novel use for Jennifer Lopez's enema bag.

03/07/10 3:37:42

last comments (total: 6)

"Who goes there -- friend or enema?"

03/07/10
3:38am

comment on caption:
A novel use for Jennifer Lopez's enema bag. [Eileen M.]

Jenny from the blockage.

05/07/10
5:46pm

comment on caption:
A novel use for Jennifer Lopez's enema bag. [Eileen M.]

Best... comment... ever.

05/07/10
6:06pm

comment on caption:
A novel use for Jennifer Lopez's enema bag. [Eileen M.]

see monday 11.24am Hey.. how is it I am able to edit this comment when it isn't mine? Glitch!

28/07/10
5:36pm

comment on caption:
In Living Black-n-White's fly girl. [Eileen M.]

This has six votes and the caption that wins the coveted spot has three. Go figure.

10/05/11
11:34pm

comment on caption:
Two long-limbed alien figures get intimate on cloud 9. [Eileen M.]

Is it live or is it Memento?

14/06/11
10:47pm

comment on caption:
Milk of amnesia.
[Eileen M.]