Holiday tragedy: Bionic man accidentally sends nephew into orbit.

16/06/08 20:53:15

Ken unfortunately took a shortcut through the Commando barracks on his way to Barbie's costume party.

19/04/08 1:08:03

Winners of the Extreme Frisbee tournament.

18/04/08 12:29:31

You would be berry much in love the moment she pasteurize too.

10/11/08 11:18:06

Recently liberated Iraq produces it's own version of Baywatch called Burka-watch.

16/06/08 20:38:23

His sister's Bulimia was beginning to interfere with his appetite.

18/04/08 12:07:46

Waldo finds himself with satellite photography.

28/01/09 11:29:36

Activist just itching to get involved with a splinter group.

22/10/08 12:35:23

Strip club named "Go Ogle" sued by Google for trademark infringement.

24/05/08 7:10:36

Rejected cover of Dieting For Dummies.

04/04/09 20:07:23

Receding hare line.

19/03/09 7:43:18

He couldn't get her off his mind.

11/01/09 12:29:47

"That chinese food went right through me!"

29/07/08 22:19:29

A prime example of why you must be 18 years of age before getting a tattoo.

13/06/08 23:32:03

Mark's split personality was becoming obvious to everyone.

05/05/08 16:53:57

Won't be the first time football comes between a man and a woman.

06/08/09 23:41:47

The Colliers moved to the U.S. for the right to bare arms.

05/07/09 23:45:07

Then again, there is the possibility that they were looking forward to encountering pickpockets.

26/04/09 6:34:41

"Salutations. We're here to inquire about a pair of lost parrots. Besides being a Macaw and an African Grey, they can be identified by their strange pirate-like accents."

06/04/09 9:41:15

You can tell by her eyes that she's stoned.

16/12/08 12:19:47

Sure... the rest of us just use a paper bag.

16/09/08 5:07:58

"That banana was supposed to be my lunch!"

09/08/08 7:01:40

Darth cringed inside when he realized that his heavy breathing would yet again get him called on the carpet for sexual harassment.

25/07/08 1:42:41

Elly Mae believed in reincarnation. Here she passes a sugarcube to her late husband.

14/07/08 23:53:55

The Chernobyl '86 vintage, not a good year.

30/01/09 14:26:14

Aren't mafia threats supposed to be intimidating?

01/07/11 22:45:03

Her zips are pealed.

28/07/10 0:16:54

Eileen with egg tempera on her face.

05/07/10 22:55:15

Double exposure.

06/05/09 12:42:36

Digging for clams.

28/04/09 6:45:45

"Darn it," thought Ralph, "I left home with my x-ray bifocals again."

22/04/09 11:01:29

Iron Man was listening to Michael Feeney at such a volume that he did not hear the helicopter's rotor blades.

17/04/09 11:26:39

New photo has captioneers stumped.

01/04/09 11:08:00

Baby Spice and Scary Spice were friends since way back.

(kudos to karlos)

11/03/09 18:55:28

The idea of an olive sandwich is probably not very exciting.. until you meet Olive.

05/03/09 7:18:52

"Don't be bashful, Norman. Show them the thong I crocheted for you."

02/03/09 6:22:45

Maggie poses with everything she's ever slept with.

20/02/09 12:47:06

Captain to Co-pilot: "I thought you said this was a topless beach."

31/01/09 21:57:14

The Homeboy Chess Set (with Rodney King and Queen Latifah) designed to interest inner city kids in learning the game.

24/10/08 12:32:49

As the much heralded Titanic II boards in Southampton, unleashed dogs begin acting strangely.

22/10/08 13:18:15

"It's a good thing we didn't let the Count pluck it, or it would be Christmas dinner."

20/10/08 13:04:42

"I call it my Super Soaker, but it don't squirt no water.. it squirts blood. Now git off yur sister!"

16/09/08 6:21:04

Miraculous appearance of the Beatles on woman's face just moments into giving herself a facial, has her petitioning the Vatican for "beautification".

16/09/08 6:10:49

It's about time we had a terrorist who can accessorize.

01/09/08 1:31:15

One possible reason Hooters Airline went bust was their policy of considering turbulence "good for business".

11/08/08 23:01:41

Everyone thought he was part Chow until we gave him the heimlich and this popped out.

16/06/08 21:16:35

I dare you to connect the dots.

13/06/08 23:30:35

Now that he had crossed over, his fetish for necrophilia was no longer frowned upon.

18/04/08 16:39:29

In Living Black-n-White's fly girl.

28/07/10 0:15:17

A novel use for Jennifer Lopez's enema bag.

03/07/10 4:37:42

Splash test dummy

21/06/10 18:56:50

The Taming of the Cashew

01/06/10 21:54:49

Kelly from Human Resources decides who will go and who will stay.

10/03/10 21:14:34

"Oh, look. Jim slipped in the shower again."

01/11/09 20:23:09

"What are you trying to catch? A cold?"

01/11/09 20:01:36

Rollo needed additional help with the command "Play dead."

10/10/09 22:39:30

This Ikea scratching post leaves much to be desired.

05/10/09 19:53:43

Cu-cumbersome to use -- Bob still loved how his novelty cellphone looked in his pants.

05/10/09 19:50:07

Who can keep up with these diet trends? One week it's South Beach and the next it's Silicon Valley.

21/08/09 3:27:50

Susan Boyle's makeover is complete.

14/08/09 1:21:03

Exotic though it may be, Norm knew it was time to quit the opium den.

11/08/09 8:06:26

The Boys of Lego Jima.

11/08/09 7:11:47

There's only one rule in a staring match between fish. Whoever is not belly-up is the winner.

28/07/09 3:19:23

"Katrina brought us together. The coffee shop lurched, slid down the street, throwing me into his arms and I never left."

(Spin 101)

13/07/09 22:22:26

Ladybuggered.

05/07/09 21:26:56

When you peel back the layers of Christi-onion, his inner child becomes apparent.

29/06/09 22:20:33

Chimney Sweep: "Good luck will rub off when I shake 'ands with you -
or blow me and that's lucky too!"

28/06/09 4:07:37

"I saw the whole thing. He stuck that stick between the spokes of his bike on purpose."

14/06/09 20:34:41

"Sure it's the genuine article. Handcrafted by Ron Allan himself."

14/05/09 8:13:49

Wife conducts own test to diagnose why everything goes in one ear and out the other with her husband.

13/05/09 10:58:35

Cell Mates

12/05/09 5:51:46

About to make his move and what an inopportune time for his ear infection to drain.

10/05/09 18:25:07

Wet Willy

10/05/09 18:13:40

"How can I afford so many expensive handbags as a professional dog walker? Handjobs."

07/05/09 21:35:24

Buick's Cube

06/05/09 5:50:24

"Grandma! What big implants you have!"

02/05/09 14:04:32

Come visit the Dancing Chiropractor for tango lessons and spinal adjustments - at the same time.

01/05/09 11:13:07

Mid riff.

27/04/09 22:59:24

The tragic result of the first Steeplechase.

24/04/09 5:11:25

"Stick 'em up. Now - DANCE!"

21/04/09 21:06:06

A side of ET too disturbing to reveal.

("I'll be riight here .. oops.")

15/04/09 10:28:12

His little brother learned a valuable life lesson that day about following the leader.

13/04/09 13:57:24

Madonna is not aging gracefully.

12/04/09 11:05:02

Having first tested it on himself, Davie deemed his invisible sling-shot a success.

03/04/09 13:03:17

"I was not being suggestive. Everyone knows it means 'Live long and prosper'."

02/04/09 12:59:57

With the successful treatment of Tree Man's condition, other sufferers line up.

01/04/09 11:02:53

Spot the coke dealer.

21/03/09 20:09:20

If his brother hadn't ratted him out, his mother would have never known that he'd gotten a tattoo.

18/03/09 0:28:28

If you're going to fall off the wagon and live on the street - you may as well do it with style.

13/03/09 8:55:57

They mean it when they say they want to halt teen pregnancy by showing children the responsibilities of parenthood, but what about carrying around a 5 pound bag of sugar or a high tech doll?

11/03/09 3:10:47

Dining on a shoestring budget.

08/03/09 16:06:51

"See-No-Evil is a no-show. Tony's lunchbox will have to fill in for him."

"He probably WAS Tony's lunch."

05/03/09 11:06:09

The Geriatric Porn Channel offering such titles as 'When Harry Gummed Sally'.

02/03/09 5:31:54

Whack-a-mole move over. It's Kitty Croquet.

20/02/09 12:40:02

Flip Vicious is back!

20/02/09 7:38:46

Baby Bear decided that this body was just right!

29/01/09 15:29:28

It was all Hank could do not to peek at what was making the tent in the body bag.

26/01/09 22:35:12

Guess who gets the wish.

15/01/09 15:37:12

If it is your first time taking LSD, wait to file an accident report. There's a good chance nothing is wrong with your car.

14/01/09 6:03:12

Kenny was getting concerned. At this rate, Thomas the Tank Engine was never going to get him to school on schedule; and he wasn't even texting!

07/01/09 18:16:23