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Hamish proudly pipes in the opening of Glasgow's 1000th methadone clinic.
12/09/12 11:02:09
"Blimey, he has more chins than my address book"
12/09/12 7:02:29
A brush with death.
11/09/12 11:00:36
What's black and white and dead all over?
11/09/12 7:49:29
It's a bit wifi in here
09/09/12 11:02:47
The new Boeing hand-dryer. Powerful.
08/09/12 7:40:35
"Nein, I vas here first. Go und find your own sunbed."
04/09/12 11:07:27
"I can see what the problem is....someone's parked a lawn-mower on your genitals."
04/09/12 11:05:39
It came free with the arm chair.
02/09/12 11:13:47
Crapham Common
02/09/12 7:50:46
De feet was staring him in de face.
30/08/12 7:23:01
"And what would you like in your sandwich sir?""Can you put some jammin' jammin' jammin' jammin'"
29/08/12 11:18:24
Chariot of fur.
27/08/12 7:11:07
"I'll Bee back"
26/08/12 8:19:33
I thought he said you get time off in lieu
25/08/12 19:07:03
Dave was starting his new job as a cisterns analyst.
25/08/12 19:00:28
Shite Mayor On Elm Street
25/08/12 11:27:47
"On second thoughts, booking the Keith Moon suite was a mistake."
25/08/12 7:16:52
Jet stream
24/08/12 11:00:20
Kinky and Perky.
23/08/12 7:09:29
He loved his girlfriend, but she came with too much baggage.
22/08/12 19:01:03
Ice Ice Baby.
17/08/12 19:02:58
"Avalunch!"
17/08/12 11:22:05
"Grandad, what makes men want to spend all their spare time trying to grow vegetables?""About 25 years of marriage, son."
13/08/12 19:03:10
Air Pistols
12/08/12 19:00:48
"Poof in Boots" opens on Broadway
12/08/12 10:00:17
Tim brrrr.
11/08/12 19:00:37
"Copper feel of these"
11/08/12 13:54:25
After three similar robberies in the area, Police were starting to see a pattern.
10/08/12 19:04:31
Tea's up!
09/08/12 10:16:32
Sorry you're not my Type
06/08/12 19:34:56
Tibetan punk.
28/07/12 19:28:07
Gransvestites.
27/07/12 10:02:32
Control Freak.
26/07/12 10:37:47
You must have grown a foot since I last saw you.
24/07/12 19:00:32
🎵 Say a boot's upside your head, say a boot's upside your head. 🎵
24/07/12 19:00:14
He wished that he was a Corgi.
21/07/12 10:01:29
"I've got a crack in my tooth."
17/07/12 19:04:21
The remains of the day
16/07/12 19:00:12
Veg at table.
16/07/12 10:24:09
"She reminds me of my late ex."
13/07/12 19:02:30
Before they could collect their wheelchairs, the Paralympic basketball teams had a long wait at Heathrow passport control.
11/07/12 19:27:05
Hampton Courting
08/07/12 19:25:54
Cant you do that in Privit.
08/07/12 19:03:40
Time to go on Faithbook.
07/07/12 19:00:31
Bare Grylls.
06/07/12 10:00:53
Amy had a habit of repeating herself.
05/07/12 19:00:10
Scare Dryer.
04/07/12 19:05:13
"You are the wind beneath my wings."
02/07/12 19:11:29
"I ordered a toilet duck!"
02/07/12 19:06:55
A cleverly disguised Madonna makes a clean getaway.
01/07/12 19:00:18
"Sorry mate, due to cut backs, the governer has decided to combine your last meal with your execution."
27/06/12 19:41:35
"The only thing I need now are 6000 hamsters".
27/06/12 15:25:19
Bad heir day.
25/06/12 10:00:06
Hi frequency
24/06/12 10:00:41
"But I cantaloupe with you, I've been married thirty years"
22/06/12 19:04:58
The red tart and the blue tart had a race...
18/06/12 19:02:25
The vinyl frontier
17/06/12 10:35:42
Vulcanised Scrubber
17/06/12 10:05:40
Go ahead make my Deity
13/06/12 10:02:01
Grindependence Day.
11/06/12 19:25:11
The young lad was later found on the riverbank with severe hippothermia.
10/06/12 19:16:23
House warming party.
08/06/12 10:50:13
Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault?I was told to feed this ravenous alligator whilst smeared in raw chicken.Injury Lawyers 4U got me £24 compensation.
07/06/12 10:42:59
Jeremy was known for his wandering hands
05/06/12 19:18:27
That will be two bucks sir
01/06/12 10:36:50
You can't beat a Friesian drink on a warm day.
31/05/12 10:00:10
Wider-Man
30/05/12 10:00:10
Winners of the Eurovision Thong Contest.
27/05/12 10:19:52
Guess we can rule out a Swallow
19/05/12 20:20:59
Torquing Heads.
18/05/12 10:13:53
Auld Lang's Sign
17/05/12 10:00:25
Simon was from "Special" branch.
16/05/12 10:13:57
"I REALLY wish I could fly..."
15/05/12 19:14:46
That’s my little pecker
15/05/12 19:00:13
Jack brings his concrete surf board into the Dragons Den hoping for a £100K investment for a 2% stake in his company.
15/05/12 10:10:42
I’d recognise him anywhere, Officer - he had a small mole on back of his knee
13/05/12 10:01:00
Queue wait.
12/05/12 19:03:59
"Two small Sheiks, please"
12/05/12 19:00:58
"Looks like you've got the same jeans as me."
11/05/12 10:04:03
Brown choc drops are five time more likely to be stopped by the police than white ones.
10/05/12 19:17:18
Tim Foil.
10/05/12 10:02:03
"Can either of you two smell gas?"
09/05/12 19:17:56
Amour Plated Glass
08/05/12 19:13:51
Ken's taste in wallpaper was quite Conservative.
06/05/12 19:01:34
"Nothing much on Sickipedia to do with this photo," reported Caption.me spokesman.
05/05/12 19:13:15
The brochure suggested holidaying in Bath
05/05/12 10:13:16
Up the Arsenal!
01/05/12 19:00:08
Wild goose chase.
29/04/12 19:00:21
Earthquake hits Cuba.
28/04/12 10:00:13
Lynn in curtains.
25/04/12 19:12:12
Yearbook student voted most likely to return and massacre the campus.
25/04/12 10:48:10
Hank..just before his new kidney rejected him.
25/04/12 10:16:16
It’s what’s inside that counts, which is where he’ll end up if they ever check his computer.
25/04/12 10:00:24
Bunny was finding Warren Peace tough going.
24/04/12 19:05:39
The buck stops here.
24/04/12 19:00:11
"Gran, I see you've caught that nasty bug that's been going around."
21/04/12 19:33:19
Monkey Wench.
18/04/12 19:00:12
"Hello son, did you bring any souvenirs back from Thailand?"
16/04/12 19:03:51
How does he afford a car like that?He must be peddling something
14/04/12 19:04:53
