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Prick with a fork.
11/04/12 19:00:08
After the Andrex puppy had nicked the toilet roll, things got even worse for Dave.
11/04/12 11:51:57
Quick....they're going fast.
08/04/12 19:00:13
Lads, it's bad news, Davey Jones won't be joining us.....
08/04/12 6:41:39
There is always an awful lot of bull shit to clear up after any party conference.
07/04/12 10:44:18
"Rum Rabbit, rum Rabbit, rum, rum, rum."
05/04/12 19:26:33
“That's why I never give money to the homeless. They always spend it on booze and vampire rabbits.”
05/04/12 19:08:59
Hare of the dog.
05/04/12 19:00:11
Male on sun day.
29/03/12 10:12:37
Brewers droop.
28/03/12 19:09:54
Just hanging out by the pool.
25/03/12 19:00:15
See Legs.
24/03/12 20:10:40
"Where's your Mr Forgetful costume?"
23/03/12 20:18:42
"Something blue?"
22/03/12 20:00:26
"I'm sorry officer but they was mocking me"
21/03/12 12:21:51
Donald wasn't a voyeur, it was all proper gander.
20/03/12 20:25:02
After a night in a cell, Mandy woke to find she had been charged with battery.
15/03/12 11:22:53
Cheesy listening.
14/03/12 11:00:15
Police arrested Gavin from Autoglass shortly afterwards
12/03/12 20:13:10
Loitering within tent
05/03/12 20:44:40
Groundhot Day.
05/03/12 11:07:27
A pandas natural home in China
26/02/12 11:13:11
Shortly afterwards, Adam and Steve were asked to leave Kew Gardens.
22/02/12 11:27:16
High Scream Cone
21/02/12 11:00:21
Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage.
20/02/12 12:49:47
hide and seek banned at amnesia school
17/02/12 11:44:42
"We buy any core.com."
16/02/12 20:15:32
Core tina
16/02/12 20:01:42
"Right, come on you lot, he's just finished cleaning his car..."
05/02/12 20:12:11
Wee three Kings.
26/01/12 11:03:07
I am a cup is half full kind of person... I always try to B positive.
22/01/12 11:04:36
Andy was running late so breakfast had to be abbreviated.
19/01/12 11:06:23
Chris Beach's To Do board
18/01/12 20:36:50
8 out of 10 cats prefer not to be shot up the arse with a pellet gun.
13/01/12 20:01:22
All Bags Half Price.
12/01/12 11:11:23
Why did the tramp cross the road?To get to the other Cider.
10/01/12 11:01:03
He's full of Craptonite.
09/01/12 11:11:05
Paint stripper.
08/01/12 13:49:48
Hazel was an emulsional wreck.
08/01/12 11:21:02
Nursery nurse
06/01/12 20:31:17
In Thailand it's not unusual to find a girl with a Chopper.
04/01/12 13:36:39
The Pied Piper had also brought along a back up plan for getting rid of the rats.
03/01/12 20:10:24
This is not just any store, this is an S&M store.
30/12/11 20:05:14
Ever since I had this new letter box put in all I seem to be getting are bills.
29/12/11 20:03:54
Tattoes.
17/12/11 20:00:17
The two brushes looked out of sink.
15/12/11 12:54:38
Andy fought in many conflicts and survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now classed as a seasoned war veteran.
13/12/11 20:00:09
A troublesome trolley wheel can send you over the edge.
26/11/11 20:15:12
Hey you, is this your fault?
26/11/11 9:55:34
''Dad, Mum's plastered again!''
22/11/11 11:02:46
Play penne
21/11/11 21:23:44
It was the worst mugging the cop had ever seen.
15/11/11 20:33:56
At Glasgow Zoo, even the animals come at you with a bottle.
08/11/11 12:01:05
Ironbrew
07/11/11 20:01:55
I see the local election results are in.
06/11/11 20:05:21
Caught bread handed.
06/11/11 17:10:18
"Red, Red Whine" ♫
27/10/11 19:11:54
Suprised by the changeable British weather, Larry was still sunbathing when our Indian Summer abruptly ended.
22/10/11 11:14:33
A Pillar Of The Community.
14/10/11 10:14:41
Bacon sandwich.
08/10/11 10:04:01
I'm not sure about anyone else but I feel a bit uncomfortable staring at the pic for 12 minutes trying to think of a killer caption....especially as I am in the queue for the bus!
06/10/11 12:41:41
Moments later Kermit got pulled over by the police and was found to have a massive collection of frogs pawn.
04/10/11 10:11:40
Half Board
03/10/11 10:09:55
A period drama
28/09/11 16:09:10
She suffered from a viperactive thyroid.
25/09/11 10:07:43
Gulls on Film
22/09/11 12:20:42
iPod Nana.
15/09/11 10:01:02
Dragons Den: "Before you start I just want you to know I'm out."
07/09/11 19:47:08
Geppetto hoped it was only a phase Pinocchio was going through.
06/09/11 10:48:38
Little yellow riding hood.
02/09/11 10:10:24
That's how you bowl a maiden over.
20/08/11 15:28:23
It was whipped from right under their noses.
18/08/11 17:10:56
Celluflight
15/08/11 10:07:45
A chapped finger.
05/08/11 11:49:33
The lads were dressing them with their eyes
18/07/11 10:05:55
Not to be confused with bomber jackets
Tue 12:15:48
"Honestly, Officer, I've only had four bowls of cereal today."
03/03/26 8:04:53
"There is a howling wind "
26/02/26 20:01:45
Head in the clouds
26/02/26 20:00:52
"He's a mewtant."
23/02/26 20:08:25
🎵 How much is that moggy in the window🎵
23/02/26 8:02:17
Saturday Nut Fever
22/02/26 12:01:43
"Are you interested in our Smurf and Turf menu"
21/02/26 8:03:48, edited: 21/02/26 8:03:59
"Now the other pocket, Dave."
15/02/26 12:26:06
Stool Pigeon
11/02/26 20:01:16
Dave was starting to regret going for the electric recline feature.
11/02/26 12:02:47
The tiger who came to sea
09/02/26 12:07:32
“I knew he was the one when he fed my horse a handful of his pubes.”
06/02/26 8:02:03
Hamphitheatre
04/02/26 8:00:27
"You spoil that Peregrine Falcon"
02/02/26 12:08:51
Inbread
02/02/26 12:01:10
The Pie-eyed Piper
01/02/26 12:29:20
"When you want them to visit just put your obituary in the papers."
31/01/26 8:06:15, edited: 31/01/26 8:11:42
"You'll never guess what he's done""Spoke?""Not yet, he's still on the rims".
30/01/26 22:55:15
Pet ski
22/01/26 12:02:21
Spinal chord
21/01/26 20:01:18
“What are you looking at, Beardy? Don’t you know who my dad is?”"Hold my wine."
20/01/26 22:52:23, edited: 21/01/26 6:10:30, suggested edits
“Of course it loses 30% as soon as you drive it out of the box…”
20/01/26 8:12:18
Lait to Class
19/01/26 20:00:36
AI, show me 'angry pregnant wife has cravings'
17/01/26 20:05:32
clever 
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