"Gran, I see you've caught that nasty bug that's been going around."

21/04/12 19:33:19

Cockbrooch.

21/04/12 19:11:06

She is my Great Ant.

21/04/12 19:16:48

As a devout Buddhist she was happy with what her two timing bastard of a husband and sister had come back as.

21/04/12 19:20:58

Ken Barlow never gives up.

21/04/12 19:15:59

A horrible creature which vomits and urinates as it walks ... and a Cockroach

22/04/12 15:30:55

"Well, now my TV's gone digital, the nice man said I'd need new antennas."

22/04/12 13:13:31

"Hello Buggerlugs."

21/04/12 20:31:36

That's the last time I invite Kim and Aggie over for tea.

21/04/12 20:14:57

...Nit two..Pearl one...

21/04/12 20:04:40

Thanks to her 5 jumpers and 3 coats Betty was the only human to survive the nuclear winter.

21/04/12 19:46:35

Nan just couldn't shrug off the recent bug she caught.

25/04/12 17:27:30

Lilly was concerned, Paul and Ringo were the only two she had left.

21/04/12 19:33:17

This nursing home will be fine Mum, once they iron out the bugs.

21/04/12 19:28:31

Pat Roach

21/04/12 19:14:50

For when the morphine ran out, she kept a spare roach behind her ear.

21/04/12 19:12:07

Philip, one is not amused.

21/04/12 19:00:55