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John  Glover Vote score: 20983John Glover

"Sorry mate, due to cut backs, the governer has decided to combine your last meal with your execution."

27/06/12 19:41:35

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Sadly, Don died, but at least they put a good spread on for him.

27/06/12 19:41:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

The Breville made him do it.

27/06/12 19:09:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

He likes his eggs suicide up.

27/06/12 19:00:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23125Ian Skelding

"Who would do this?"
"Kenwood."

27/06/12 19:10:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Watch his face light up when the juice is delivered.

27/06/12 20:33:23

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Come die with me

27/06/12 21:07:07

 
Rank Outscriber Vote score: 394Rank Outscriber

Suited and electrocuted

27/06/12 19:06:53

 
Son of Jarel Son of Jarel

nothing worse than soggy toast!

27/06/12 19:39:59

 
Anon Nymous Vote score: 261Anon Nymous

The Breakfast Tub.

27/06/12 19:16:56

 
Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1094Lisa Nelson

The Last Supper

27/06/12 19:12:04

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2249Guido van der Velden

"No, not penalties again..."

27/06/12 19:09:08

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 3393Pablo Cabello

Why take both shampoo and conditioner into the bath, when you can Wash & Glow.

27/06/12 22:38:28

 
F Mackay Vote score: 19126F Mackay

He'll not be missed, he was a Barclays Banker.

27/06/12 20:05:12

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

After graduating from acting college 14 years ago, Nathan lands his first job in a Health & Safety video

27/06/12 19:48:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20983John Glover

"Now Mr Jones, only one of these two plugs are live, for 50.000 " Take a chance " pounds, which one do I plug you into?"

27/06/12 19:39:21

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Bang! and the Bert is gone."

27/06/12 19:26:50

 
Keith Wright Vote score: 127Keith Wright

...and this Mr Bond will check whether you really do "Only live twice"

27/06/12 19:17:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32690Tony Edwards

Browning his sorrows.

27/06/12 19:12:17

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Fried Ed on toast.

27/06/12 19:08:52

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Dave...since you lost your job they've cut the electrics off. Now get out and dry that suit.

27/06/12 19:06:37

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Come on now, use your loafah!"

27/06/12 19:05:04

 
Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

I only wanted to toast the bride.

27/06/12 19:04:10

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Terry, how many times do I need to tell you how unhealthy that white bread is?"

27/06/12 19:03:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7141Hercules Rockefeller

Breakfast, die young.

27/06/12 19:01:45

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

All our rooms come with en suite bathrooms and executive fried breakfast.

27/06/12 19:00:16

 
Carol Masterton Carol Masterton

He couldn't believe it wasn't butter. So he decided to top himself.

30/06/12 11:18:10

 
Kevin Fincher Kevin Fincher

He's toast.

28/06/12 23:04:53

 
F Mackay Vote score: 19126F Mackay

Lying
Investment
Banker
Offers
Resignation

27/06/12 20:45:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Goodbye, Crualit world...

27/06/12 19:06:19

 
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