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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

Aisle 16: cigarettes.

06/08/18 20:16:00

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Aisle 18: morning-after pills --Crunchy Chords
C CaMel Vote score: 3576C CaMel

B&Screw

06/08/18 20:10:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 13905Mark England

15 shades of grey

06/08/18 20:03:23

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

"Staff announcement: There's another spill on Aisle 15."

06/08/18 20:00:59

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

This is not just any hardware, this is S&M hardware.

06/08/18 20:00:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

A dominant retailer.

06/08/18 20:00:15

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Ripe for a hostile takeover. --Crunchy Chords
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

Do It Yourself...or with someone special.

06/08/18 20:00:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

''Can somebody help me?''

''I'm sorry, sir, all our assistants are tied up at the moment.''

06/08/18 21:04:48

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"Hello again, Mr. Fritzl."

07/08/18 9:41:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

I really should have read the small print. I paid for the whole bloody lot and six months later she's still got no fu*kin interest.

06/08/18 22:00:20

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"I've hung around this aisle every night for three weeks with no luck. I'm going back to Iceland's meals-for-one section."

06/08/18 20:18:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 929Crunchy Chords

Come get your screw fix.

06/08/18 20:01:22

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

Sorry mate you need to be in the builders yard for hardcore.

06/08/18 20:01:20

 
Paul Thompson Paul Thompson

Ann Summers new DIY range

08/08/18 13:14:18

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 305Carey Sutton

Dad this isn't hardware, this aint computer parts

07/08/18 13:04:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Certain aisles had age restrictions

07/08/18 5:02:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Nobody does wood more good

06/08/18 22:39:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

It's so cheap here, I have to restrain myself.

06/08/18 21:37:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Sometimes shopping can be a real pain in the arse.

06/08/18 21:29:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2940Vivvy En

Tannoy: "Could a Mr Christian Grey please move his helicopter from the car park as it is causing an obstruction."

06/08/18 21:18:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8600Neil Mackenzie

I always wondered why my Builders are always tied up.

06/08/18 21:04:54

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4970Greg Curtis

"So, in short: everything you need for great sex, and no interest."

06/08/18 20:54:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

"Blimey, there's more MP's in here than there are in the House of Commons."

06/08/18 20:51:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4804Glyn Evans

"Switches?"
"Doms, Subs and Switches."

06/08/18 20:47:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Knocking shop

06/08/18 20:41:01

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 441Tina Flowers

Fantasy Aisle-and

06/08/18 20:35:58

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 75Sam Cass

Meanwhile, in the Software Aisle:

Drywalls
Ye Ole Hand & Shame
Out of Screws
Put Downs

06/08/18 20:32:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

Software. Viagra. Penis Enlargers.Penis Rings.

06/08/18 20:29:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4843Hercules Rockefeller

"Wait a minute. This isn't the hardwear store."

06/08/18 20:18:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

"Got any O's?"

06/08/18 20:18:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

Wicks

06/08/18 20:12:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"Excuse me, can I use the disabled parking if I leave my slave tied up in the car?"

06/08/18 20:10:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6097Vanessa the Guesser

"I need some tips on filling cracks."

06/08/18 20:08:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

Yes sir...you should find 50 spades with clay in the next aisle.

06/08/18 20:07:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20780Michael Winner

DIY: Dildoes and don'ts.

06/08/18 20:02:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 929Crunchy Chords

B&Q S&M

06/08/18 20:00:21

 
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