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Lisa suddenly realised that she had left her bobble hat boiling on the stove.
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14609Dan Nicholls

Lisa suddenly realised that she had left her bobble hat boiling on the stove.

16/03/18 8:01:25

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That made me laugh. --Hannah Jones
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Crabby Titmuss

16/03/18 8:08:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8468Chris Keegan

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water....CLAWS the movie

16/03/18 8:25:03

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5027Chris Halliwell

Currently on sale at Marks & Pincer.

16/03/18 8:06:05

 
stone face Vote score: 7482stone face

Now that takes the bisque it.

16/03/18 8:10:53

 
stone face Vote score: 7482stone face

First it was a flattened man from China
Then it was a splattered woman from India .
Julie was just sick of finding crushed Asians.

16/03/18 8:14:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Sally enjoys swimming with her nippers.

16/03/18 11:33:24

 
stone face Vote score: 7482stone face

Pamela's Baywatch movie contract had a get out claws. .

16/03/18 8:01:58

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 177Paul Gledhill

Sarah's caught crabs!

16/03/18 8:01:29

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Even at a young age Wendy was showing a sign of cancer.

16/03/18 19:59:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20355John Glover

"The hat? I bought it for a snip."

16/03/18 13:08:32

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 899Dave Mackay

Busty Crabbe.

16/03/18 11:50:21

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Crab fashion.

16/03/18 11:32:26

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Saluting caption Nemo.

16/03/18 9:06:39

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"Oh Captain! my Captain!" --Crunchy Chords
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5576Paul Reeve

Clawdia Schiffront

16/03/18 8:45:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11540Vanessa the Guesser

"Let me know if you need any kelp"

16/03/18 8:15:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14609Dan Nicholls

Rebecca Adlington denies mental breakdown after retiring from swimming.

16/03/18 8:14:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21960Ian Skelding

Anne couldn't get out, she kept moving sideways.

16/03/18 8:04:11

 
stone face Vote score: 7482stone face

Everyone was getting sick of Annie's shellfish behaviour.

16/03/18 8:00:15

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 389Gavin Smithers

Research continues into the cause of neuralgae.

17/03/18 12:56:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Water is so damn cold that I've got a brain freeze."

16/03/18 17:05:00

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Virginia had signed the entry form to compete with a crayon.

16/03/18 11:37:16

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Donna never shared anything with her friends. She was in fact, a very shellfish woman.

16/03/18 11:30:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

A scene from the Water Ballet 'Human Head Lice Transmission'.

16/03/18 10:45:23

 
stone face Vote score: 7482stone face

Lately Sandra had turned into a bit of a hermit.

16/03/18 10:24:51

 
Hannah Jones Vote score: 65Hannah Jones

Mr crabs didn't want her to leave bikini bottom, she hadn't answered the question
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea"?

16/03/18 9:45:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9080Dave Bryan

Jane was still upset about the wart on her armpit.

16/03/18 9:25:09

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Petunia liked drawing attention to herself by bathing in the nip.

16/03/18 9:04:52

 
Jacky Watson Jacky Watson

Ariel totally misunderstood sebastion asking for a little head!!!!

16/03/18 8:46:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9080Dave Bryan

'' Congratulations! You've swum Channel No. 5.''

16/03/18 8:19:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9435Mr Dome

Penelope had finally defeated The Hooded Claw

16/03/18 8:17:37

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KELP...KAYALP! --Dan Nicholls
stone face Vote score: 7482stone face

After the council cut back on providing its lifeguards with proper equipment.Local bathers were feeling the pinch.

16/03/18 8:06:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11540Vanessa the Guesser

I can tell Sally is a nervous lifeguard. Her hands are all clammy.

16/03/18 8:04:31

 
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