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John  Glover Vote score: 20318John Glover

We bought it at a knockdown price,

17/08/18 23:05:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Well, that locksmith did get me in, but I’m not sure I’d use him again.

17/08/18 20:07:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

Fit the best, fit Everest

17/08/18 20:25:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20318John Glover

"Yes darling, I'm sure I turned the gas off."

17/08/18 23:07:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6564Hercules Rockefeller

Crumbled abode

17/08/18 20:14:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Oh well, looking on the bright side Dorothy, at least now you've got that mountain view that you always wanted."

17/08/18 20:08:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

Homes Under the Sledgehammer.

17/08/18 20:06:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

FOR THE LAST TIME WOLF, STOP F*CKING HUFFING AND PUFFING!

17/08/18 20:01:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

“For the last time, boys,” said Mum. “DO. NOT. LIGHT. FARTS. IN. THE. HOUSE.”

17/08/18 20:00:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Knock knock... "Hello, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses.."

17/08/18 20:00:08

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11579Smuldo

For Sale : A French bijou residence once owned by Napoleon BlownApart.

17/08/18 20:42:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8387Chris Keegan

Ok...so I promised the ex there would always be an open door if she ever came back.

17/08/18 20:07:04

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Joshua’s trumpet practice wasn’t going well.

17/08/18 20:03:48

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

1 bedroom house, very spacious. Must see.

18/08/18 0:04:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21914Ian Skelding

A door rubble

18/08/18 0:01:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

"The Tate Gallery bought a pile of bricks, they may be interested."

17/08/18 20:20:20

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Put your money in bricks and mortar, you said. It’ll be safe as houses, you said

17/08/18 20:03:05

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

It's a hard core life

18/08/18 11:03:57

 
stone face Vote score: 7418stone face

"It'll look all right once we've got a new door."

18/08/18 10:53:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9383Mr Dome

Boo?

18/08/18 2:24:09

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Don't SLAM, too late.

18/08/18 1:41:20

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Home and away, it goes

18/08/18 1:38:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

The Door denied blowing up the house. He claimed he'd been framed.

18/08/18 1:02:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9383Mr Dome

I haven't even got a door to my name as it's ajar

18/08/18 0:03:40

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

"Would you stop leaving that door open, you're letting a draft in"

18/08/18 0:00:32

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

It looked good on Airbnb.

17/08/18 23:05:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

The architects had planned a house just like the others but then they decided on a look that was a little boulder.

17/08/18 21:48:37

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Explosives, di-wrecked to your door

17/08/18 21:46:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8387Chris Keegan

When I said I adore a mountain view...

17/08/18 21:44:55

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Kevin thought the nod to Japanese modernism in the grand mountains build on rocky foundations was, to say the least, f...ing imprudent.

17/08/18 21:35:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Bachelor? flat.

17/08/18 21:30:32

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Luckily the Smiths were insured, it was an open door policy.

17/08/18 20:53:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Top tip: in order to avoid unsolicited salespeople, paint your house, flat or bungalow with a photorealistic mural of a ruin.

17/08/18 20:46:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

"I don't remember getting blasted last night."

17/08/18 20:28:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6496Glyn Evans

This house belongs to Betty and Barney Rubble.

17/08/18 20:26:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

“NOW will you stop bringing home all the junk you find on the beach?”
“Sorry, love, but to be fair, it didn’t actually look like a bomb.”

17/08/18 20:15:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11481Vanessa the Guesser

"You're Avon a laugh"

17/08/18 20:11:31

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Talk about the housing BOOM!!!

17/08/18 20:08:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

'I'm Still Standing' - The Doors

17/08/18 20:06:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

For sale, one open plan, air conditioned bungalow.

17/08/18 20:05:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

"Well that was a lovely relaxing weekend, I hope Frankie has been a good lad and looked after the gaff."
"Yeah, he would have learned his lesson after we told him off last time."

17/08/18 20:03:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

"Who left the bloody door open?"

17/08/18 20:02:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Our house is an open house to all..

17/08/18 20:01:20

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

“Darling, I have good news and bad news. First the good news: you know how you hate decorating?”

17/08/18 20:01:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"You shouldn't have wished for an open plan bungalow, Marjorie."

17/08/18 20:00:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3193Crunchy Chords

I just a door Tibet.

(Nod to 1 second ago!)

17/08/18 20:00:17

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Adorable

17/08/18 20:00:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

“You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!”

17/08/18 20:00:09

 
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