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"Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch."

20/02/18 14:49:31

Tim Burr was getting really fed up with his name.

20/02/18 16:09:13

Chip an' Dale.

20/02/18 13:35:39

I don't know about tree fellas, Davey couldn't do the work of one.

20/02/18 12:58:12

Slumber Jack

20/02/18 16:05:09

Life's a Beech

20/02/18 13:35:39

Pete knows all about hard work...keeping this conversation going until the end of his shift was becoming really tough.

20/02/18 13:01:16

The benefits fraud squad caught dave working casual.

20/02/18 12:58:42

I'm itching-must be head lice.

21/02/18 0:10:10

The Rocky Flower Mulcher Show

20/02/18 16:39:28

"You cast on first, the required no of stitches on size twelve needles, then it's three plain two pearl....."

20/02/18 15:46:03

Mulch ado about nothing.

20/02/18 15:30:36

🎼 We all live in a yellow crush machine

20/02/18 15:01:18

Hey girls wanna feel my helmet?

20/02/18 14:31:38

Tim had been up all night watching beaver movies.

20/02/18 13:57:58

Hmm... Ash wondered just where he was going to find some seamed fishnet stockings for his date tonight with Roger

20/02/18 13:44:49

Caution: Heavy Plant Dossing

20/02/18 13:40:46

Surgeon with big chopper seeks nursery girl. Could it be yew?

20/02/18 13:33:49

Lumber pain

20/02/18 13:33:48

"Give me an exact estimate" I said .... Mick thought the job was a definite maybe but I thought his price was seriously funny ... Oh I dunno, years ago this would have been done by axey-morons.

20/02/18 13:31:21

Despite all of the equipment, the lads were clearly nervous as they prepared to tackle 'Robert the Spruce'.

20/02/18 12:58:02

"I could sit and look at that secretary all day."
"Don't want to burst your bubble Rod', but that's exactly what you do."

20/02/18 12:36:43

Bob can't stand the strain of work as he is faced with the prospect of yet another tea break!

20/02/18 12:33:57

Plant Tire

20/02/18 12:28:31

"...So, we have to drill another hole into the hole that we made with the lathe and.."
"BORING"
"Yes, exactly"

20/02/18 12:15:27

I think Sylvester Stallone is improving with age.

20/02/18 12:05:32

Bob the builder can you fix it? "Nope it's f*ucked"

20/02/18 12:02:38

Danger: man at shirk

20/02/18 12:02:03