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"Hi Janet, Steves had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch."
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C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

"Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch."

20/02/18 14:49:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

Tim Burr was getting really fed up with his name.

20/02/18 16:09:13

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So is his brother, Raymond, who works in the foundry. --Pete
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Chip an' Dale.

20/02/18 13:35:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

I don't know about tree fellas, Davey couldn't do the work of one.

20/02/18 12:58:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

Slumber Jack

20/02/18 16:05:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Life's a Beech

20/02/18 13:35:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

Pete knows all about hard work...keeping this conversation going until the end of his shift was becoming really tough.

20/02/18 13:01:16

 
Randy Goat Randy Goat

The benefits fraud squad caught dave working casual.

20/02/18 12:58:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

I'm itching-must be head lice.

21/02/18 0:10:10

 
Shy Philosopher Shy Philosopher

The Rocky Flower Mulcher Show

20/02/18 16:39:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

"You cast on first, the required no of stitches on size twelve needles, then it's three plain two pearl....."

20/02/18 15:46:03

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Mulch ado about nothing.

20/02/18 15:30:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

🎼 We all live in a yellow crush machine

20/02/18 15:01:18

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 423Barrie Bullock

Hey girls wanna feel my helmet?

20/02/18 14:31:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

Tim had been up all night watching beaver movies.

20/02/18 13:57:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

Hmm... Ash wondered just where he was going to find some seamed fishnet stockings for his date tonight with Roger

20/02/18 13:44:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

Caution: Heavy Plant Dossing

20/02/18 13:40:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Surgeon with big chopper seeks nursery girl. Could it be yew?

20/02/18 13:33:49

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Lumber pain

20/02/18 13:33:48

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

"Give me an exact estimate" I said .... Mick thought the job was a definite maybe but I thought his price was seriously funny ... Oh I dunno, years ago this would have been done by axey-morons.

20/02/18 13:31:21

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Despite all of the equipment, the lads were clearly nervous as they prepared to tackle 'Robert the Spruce'.

20/02/18 12:58:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

"I could sit and look at that secretary all day."
"Don't want to burst your bubble Rod', but that's exactly what you do."

20/02/18 12:36:43

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 177Paul Gledhill

Bob can't stand the strain of work as he is faced with the prospect of yet another tea break!

20/02/18 12:33:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Plant Tire

20/02/18 12:28:31

 
Mark England Vote score: 14791Mark England

"...So, we have to drill another hole into the hole that we made with the lathe and.."
"BORING"
"Yes, exactly"

20/02/18 12:15:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

I think Sylvester Stallone is improving with age.

20/02/18 12:05:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

Bob the builder can you fix it? "Nope it's f*ucked"

20/02/18 12:02:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Danger: man at shirk

20/02/18 12:02:03

 
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