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"F*cking, bloody twat cannons."Turrets syndrome.
27/09/17 11:04:03
Brideseye view
12/09/17 20:41:57
This picture's very fuzzy.
12/09/17 12:46:34
Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta
06/09/17 19:52:35
Salvador D'alley
04/09/17 19:03:30
For Susan cheerleading was a cross between a job and a hobby.
02/09/17 13:09:46
Carbie-Doll
31/08/17 20:01:58
She's hoping that a few minor adjustments to her new skirt, will help take away the emphasis from her massive arse.
23/08/17 19:40:55
Phoney
11/08/17 19:00:11
"Husband home early mate?..me too."
06/08/17 10:06:53
The Royal Ascent.
05/08/17 19:10:08
Levi Strauss
07/07/17 11:00:16
Pursed lips
19/06/17 11:00:13
Colt 45°
10/06/17 11:00:09
Once I passed that sign I thought I could start driving normally again.
11/05/17 20:13:48
"just six more miles to go, grandma... Grandma!?"
02/05/17 19:32:35
The Gland National
02/05/17 11:07:59
It ain't over till the fat lady sinks
17/04/17 19:21:07
Reigning cats and dog.
15/04/17 19:01:31
"Mmmmm moorish"
13/04/17 7:00:46
Police are on the lookout for a white male who has skipped bale.
30/03/17 11:00:04
Lollipop Men during the WW2 Blackout.
24/03/17 8:04:44
Step mum
18/02/17 12:21:39
You tape the high road and I'll tape the low road.
17/02/17 8:12:27
Beowoof
12/02/17 8:30:37
"Twit, tw.., tw.., ahem ......... sorry it's no good, I've got a frog in my throat."
10/02/17 8:07:29
"Donald,where's your trousers?"
25/01/17 13:55:40
Archaeologists believe the find to be from the menopausal period.
16/01/17 21:21:57
As James and Sally had both been infertile, having children had just been a pipe dream.
16/01/17 12:40:13
Mother always says take an overgoat in case it turns chilly.
15/01/17 12:04:49
Pawn star
14/01/17 12:08:04
"Check her out!"
14/01/17 12:00:06
The F.A. Coop.
11/01/17 20:01:33
Chomps-Elysées
11/01/17 12:36:00
Chest freezer.
06/01/17 16:11:13
Especially for party poopers
01/01/17 20:37:20
My other shed is a Porch.
31/12/16 20:03:57
"We like to break their fingers at a young age" said a spokesman for Rail India. "This stops them hanging on our trains, later in life"
29/12/16 12:09:29
The Abom...nom...nom...nom...nom...inable Snowman
20/12/16 12:00:12
All I could hear was a very muffled "we're walking in the air".
20/12/16 12:00:08
During the pregnancy, Prunella had some very strange carvings..
19/12/16 20:07:26
Well the top half's covered but I can still see the bush.
13/12/16 12:41:01
Splinter Wonderland.
11/12/16 20:03:29
Salmon Ella
08/12/16 12:03:07
Bongs of Praise
07/12/16 20:00:15
I was given a sign, I saw the light and I was visited by the holy goat.
30/11/16 8:03:13
Takeaway menu: Try our family bucket deal.
28/11/16 9:41:12
Split Second!
27/11/16 12:00:11
Irrigating little brat.
19/11/16 8:21:27
KenChucky Fried Chicken.
14/11/16 22:17:21
"Ah, Saturday morning. I fancy a fly-up."
12/11/16 8:37:22
The Loft World of Atlantis
07/11/16 20:48:39
"Personally I'd prefer a donor kebab".
05/11/16 8:03:01
She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre.
29/10/16 11:51:48
Mary was always being pestered by kerb trawlers.
13/10/16 8:37:21
Jane's diet hadn't been going too well, but she was about to turn a corner
06/10/16 11:10:33
"Has anyone seen Baby's Farley's Rusks?""Nyom..Nom..Nom. Nope"
05/10/16 13:07:06
Shop 'till you droop.
04/10/16 19:02:53
"Nope the picture is still blurry, try moving the antenna"
02/10/16 13:06:06
Bowel Mauvements
01/10/16 19:00:27
"Mum, someone's been violetly sick in our toilet"
01/10/16 19:00:08
Delhi-graph pole
01/10/16 7:59:42
Kinder Surprises are really hardcore in Afghanistan.
26/09/16 8:05:14
"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!"
22/09/16 16:31:26
America's Necks Top Model
12/09/16 19:58:57
I told you we should have weighted our handbags down.
08/09/16 7:10:18
"Mmmm that filled a hole."
01/09/16 11:16:32
Make something out of lego? I'm not that creative but I'll have a stab at it.
31/08/16 11:02:57
Butt pug.
29/08/16 16:58:47
"Well, there's your problem right there mate- your Head Casket's gone."
24/08/16 11:07:15
Pancho led a very sheltered life.
22/08/16 19:35:28
Flour power
22/08/16 7:02:13
"After tonight's match I think I'll be Seeded."
20/08/16 7:00:47
"Ok- whooth the joker with the thuperglue?"
11/08/16 8:43:24
Supermarket sleep
09/08/16 11:16:58
A minute later Dave tossed himself off.
25/07/16 12:30:03
"Oh no, not more hand me downs."
12/07/16 13:54:16
Nani
25/06/16 11:13:27
The women are part of a close-knit community.
24/06/16 8:00:14
"I told you not to wash her with the Red Setter."
09/06/16 7:11:49
David Attenborough watches the silverback from a respectful distance.
08/06/16 19:00:21
Buddha pest
04/06/16 19:00:08
"... and there was a buffet on the train."
29/05/16 15:20:51
The Snuggly Duckling.
04/05/16 19:00:10
An accident on the North Circular saw traffic grind to a halt.
21/04/16 19:44:08
"Dad, looked what I've just swapped for your I phone."
19/04/16 20:04:54
04/04/16 19:20:52
Yule tide
02/04/16 7:36:55
Band On The Runs
30/03/16 19:14:33
His owner had a stammer
28/03/16 19:53:32
Bud visor
22/03/16 20:10:11
"Hello Sir ...... the Escort you ordered ..."
12/03/16 20:38:14
"Can I have a look at the log book"?
11/03/16 8:57:44
Plop goes the wee Sal.
09/03/16 20:27:51
Le Coq Sportif.
06/03/16 21:29:26
"Come on lads, if the ten of us stick close together there's no chance of anyone being suddenly kidnapped along the dodgey coastal road stage."
04/03/16 20:22:44
Akashi scored a 10 on the Richter scale.
04/03/16 12:18:10
He's weld developed
04/03/16 9:11:27
Ali cat.
02/03/16 10:35:56
Saturday Night Lemur
28/02/16 20:00:17
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