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Dave Bryan Vote score: 2959Dave Bryan

''Since taking anabollic steroids, I've had a new Lisa life.''

22/08/18 19:46:45

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'I'm afraid this painting is worthless, it's ripped!'

22/08/18 19:21:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1833Karyn Harrison

Hormonalisa

22/08/18 19:01:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5090Glyn Evans

"Hasta Da Vinci, baby."

22/08/18 19:33:45

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Good one! --Sap Bakshi
ant knee Vote score: 1037ant knee

Mona Geezer

22/08/18 19:06:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Although the museum had taken extra security measures since her theft in 1911, she was taking no chances.

22/08/18 23:15:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7271Vanessa the Guesser

She might be strong but she's no oil painting.

22/08/18 19:01:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Those arms seem to follow you round the room.

22/08/18 22:54:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11799Dan Nicholls

Is there any part The Rock won't take on?

22/08/18 20:59:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2959Dave Bryan

Newly discovered Da Vinci is authentic says Mafia's leading art expert.

22/08/18 19:49:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5291Greg Curtis

"That'ah Mona Lisa...she's surreal strong."

22/08/18 19:58:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 14272Mark England

After his transition....Wolf from Gladiators

22/08/18 19:05:21

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Good shout. Lightning quick with that one --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34332Welsh Rarebit

It's a little known fact that Mona Lisa was bicepual.

22/08/18 19:00:07

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 701Molly Romanov

There was a young girl from Devizes / Who had arms of two different sizes...

23/08/18 10:50:34

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I thought it would be too recognisable to need the full limerick! However, since you ask:One was so small / It was hardly there at all / But the other won several prizes. --Molly Romanov
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20028Ian Skelding

"I prefer the Last Supper."
"So did she."

22/08/18 20:03:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8859Neil Mackenzie

Painted using Steroils.

22/08/18 19:08:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1425Crunchy Chords

Tough Louvre

22/08/18 19:01:41

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 10Madeline Charlton

"Mona La Vista , baby!"

27/08/18 20:38:12

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The preening power of Lisa.

23/08/18 8:29:48

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 294Sam Cass

Was this the face that launched a thousand quips?

23/08/18 2:01:39

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Such an amazing frame

22/08/18 22:58:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

Muscle Massterpiece

22/08/18 22:13:02

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5474Tosser Wivlov

Bloody hell Da Vinci, I know I said paint a bird to pull in the crowds, but...............

22/08/18 22:02:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

Framed for gun possession.

22/08/18 21:25:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5291Greg Curtis

Anna Bolic

22/08/18 20:23:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5291Greg Curtis

"Frustrated with this 'first version,' it was considered one of his burly works."

22/08/18 20:17:42

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5291Greg Curtis

"In this version, the 'the arms' have been met with progressive resistance."

22/08/18 20:12:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7271Vanessa the Guesser

Dumb Bella

22/08/18 20:03:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3691Vivvy En

Painted by Da Vinci's lesser-known brother, Leohardo

22/08/18 19:54:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4564Chris Keegan

Why the smile? She's done with weighting.

22/08/18 19:30:21

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Stallona Lisa.

22/08/18 19:26:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18362John Glover

"Lisa hated her bulging muscles, so I told her not to worry and that we would photoshop it."

22/08/18 19:19:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34332Welsh Rarebit

Arty Schwarzenegger

22/08/18 19:12:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20028Ian Skelding

Epneumatic

22/08/18 19:12:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1425Crunchy Chords

Hale and arty

22/08/18 19:11:26

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4585Chris Halliwell

Moana Lisa.

22/08/18 19:05:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4564Chris Keegan

Menstrual in the gallery.

22/08/18 19:05:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34332Welsh Rarebit

Lisa: "Do you think I've overdone it with the bodybuilding?"
Leonardo: "No, stop mona-ing."

22/08/18 19:04:43

 
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