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Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

Spotted Dick

07/08/18 12:05:43

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

" Dad! I've changed my mind.I don't want a hotdog now."

07/08/18 14:26:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

Captured. The moment young Jack became a vegetarian.

07/08/18 12:10:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Privates on Parade

07/08/18 12:36:01

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"Goodness gracious. How's about that, then?"

07/08/18 13:12:42

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Close but no cigar. --Pussy Galore
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

I can see dead people

07/08/18 12:23:06

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I should've bought a better wig, thought Bruce Willis. --Crunchy Chords
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Yes son, he’s called Vagina Dave

07/08/18 12:21:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8600Neil Mackenzie

He can't be Australian he hasn't got a lot down under.

07/08/18 18:48:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"Don't make such a fuss, son. It was you that wanted to see Free Willy."

07/08/18 17:16:09

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 75Sam Cass

♩ Wrinkle, wrinkle, little scar... ♩

07/08/18 16:52:37

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Germany (1939): *confident*

07/08/18 16:50:33

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Well, look kid, It's not like you and your little acorn can talk."

07/08/18 16:43:59

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 127Molly Romanov

Dad, please tell me I won't look like that when I grow up?

07/08/18 15:24:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

Dumblephwoar!

07/08/18 14:58:55

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 441Tina Flowers

'EEk! What a plonker'

07/08/18 14:07:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

"Hey dad, that's just like the one our window cleaner has."

07/08/18 13:57:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

"Ugh, why is there a pair of false teeth wrapped around it?"

07/08/18 13:56:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

Backpack and sack.

07/08/18 13:38:24

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

It wasn’t the sight of his cock that was disturbing, did you see the age of his camcorder?

07/08/18 13:35:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

"Why is that worm crying?"

07/08/18 13:33:38

 
Mark England Vote score: 13905Mark England

"Yuk, I hate mushrooms"

07/08/18 13:13:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

Neverland suddenly became more appealing.

07/08/18 13:09:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2940Vivvy En

Ugh... it just winked at me

07/08/18 13:02:19

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 305Carey Sutton

Hey guys lets hang out together

07/08/18 13:00:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

Thighnoculars.

07/08/18 12:56:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

"Urgh Dad, he's got a runny nose."

07/08/18 12:54:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

How to nip homosexuality in the bud.

07/08/18 12:35:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

You’re so vein

07/08/18 12:20:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6097Vanessa the Guesser

Organ failure

07/08/18 12:20:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

I thought Peter Stringfellow was dead?

07/08/18 12:20:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19278Ian Skelding

"Where's Lorena Bobbitt when you need her."

07/08/18 12:16:37

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

Looking forward to our first date, I'll be the one wearing the straw hat.

07/08/18 12:14:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

‘But i want a biggun like that’

07/08/18 12:10:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6097Vanessa the Guesser

They rarely see eye to eye

07/08/18 12:09:56

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Pride and boy

07/08/18 12:08:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19278Ian Skelding

Ugh, look at the belly button.

07/08/18 12:07:23

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

Where's Willy?

07/08/18 12:06:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

Willy Nelson

07/08/18 12:02:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Wee Willie Wrinkly

07/08/18 12:01:20

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4636Paul Reeve

Blimey that’s small thought little Jimmy, no wonder he’s got binoculars with him.

07/08/18 12:00:32

 
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