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Ian Skelding Vote score: 19964Ian Skelding

"Could I have bunions with that please?"

18/08/18 11:00:53

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1817Karyn Harrison

Fast food

18/08/18 11:00:47

 
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

The choux is on the other foot

18/08/18 11:49:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34249Welsh Rarebit

Food for the sole.

18/08/18 11:00:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"...and a beef wellington, please."

18/08/18 22:10:34

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4740Paul Reeve

‘You can call it paranoia Dave, but I’m sure someone’s been lacing my food.”

18/08/18 11:35:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7161Vanessa the Guesser

Not quick enough? These'll help you ketchup.

18/08/18 11:02:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34249Welsh Rarebit

Athletes Food

18/08/18 11:01:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11766Dan Nicholls

Just the thing for lunch on the run.

18/08/18 11:58:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3953C CaMel

'most failed diets start off on the right foot.'

18/08/18 14:55:06

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Is this the bread winner ?

18/08/18 13:26:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1817Karyn Harrison

Murder hunt underway after roadside discovery of Ronald McDonald's blood-covered running shoe.

18/08/18 12:29:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34249Welsh Rarebit

This style only comes in size ate.

18/08/18 11:39:08

 
ant knee Vote score: 1034ant knee

Nike Air Macs

18/08/18 11:00:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8850Neil Mackenzie

Burgers found to contain Tongues and Eyelets.

18/08/18 22:12:31

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Just Eat It (NIKE: Binge Edition)

18/08/18 14:11:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5880Mr Dome

Breadwinner

18/08/18 13:02:51

 
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

Now cover in shoe pastry before baking at gas mark 6, 200 degrees celsius.

18/08/18 11:20:56

 
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

One foot in the gravy

18/08/18 11:15:37

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 681Molly Romanov

Tough as old boots

18/08/18 11:01:18

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

Hmm the ad online said I was paying for a personal trainer

02/09/18 15:34:43

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 176Generic RedHead

"This is cobblers!"

20/08/18 12:57:58

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 151Gavin Smithers

Our footwear is made from recycled ingredients. Now what shall we use for the rubber boots?

19/08/18 21:38:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

I hear it can clog up your arteries.

19/08/18 6:47:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"My missus went to every sandwich shop in town, but ended up going back to the first one and buying the first sandwich she'd looked at."

18/08/18 22:18:29

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

These are so popular they've been walking out the door.

18/08/18 22:07:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I'm not impressed. It looks as if it's just been cobbled together.

18/08/18 21:41:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5880Mr Dome

Can I have the toefu burger please

18/08/18 20:12:53

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Nice sandwich. It has a bit of a kick to it.

18/08/18 19:38:03

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Shoe preservatives.

18/08/18 19:36:58

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"I'll take a burger on the run."

18/08/18 19:29:38

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Footlong happy meal.

18/08/18 19:28:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3669Vivvy En

Just what you need for your plates of meat.

18/08/18 18:28:33

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

I think it's laced with somthing

18/08/18 17:55:52

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Can't believe Lacoste of burgers these days.!

18/08/18 16:34:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3953C CaMel

I prefer the Chicken Leg end.

18/08/18 14:54:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4456Chris Keegan

Apparently it's good for you, it's got heeling powers.

18/08/18 13:37:35

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

Chase burger.

18/08/18 13:24:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28329Tony Edwards

"Where's the other foot? I asked for a two-foot sub."

18/08/18 12:11:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11766Dan Nicholls

Feet in or take away?

18/08/18 11:59:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28329Tony Edwards

Cheesy feet burger

18/08/18 11:49:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4456Chris Keegan

Apparently it's a size ate

18/08/18 11:48:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

With Go Pasta stripes.

18/08/18 11:48:37

 
stone face Vote score: 3068stone face

They also do corns on the cob.

18/08/18 11:48:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4456Chris Keegan

Messi's new boots

18/08/18 11:47:57

 
stone face Vote score: 3068stone face

When I wore these people said they made me look wimpy.

18/08/18 11:45:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

TrackDonalds.

18/08/18 11:30:35

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

Those shoes look like Greggs

18/08/18 11:28:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28329Tony Edwards

Ran v Food

18/08/18 11:15:03

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

He'd had a bad run of ill health, the latest was a yeast infection.

18/08/18 11:11:21

 
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