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Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

"Could I have bunions with that please?"

18/08/18 12:00:53

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Fast food

18/08/18 12:00:47

 
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

The choux is on the other foot

18/08/18 12:49:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35635Welsh Rarebit

Food for the sole.

18/08/18 12:00:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"...and a beef wellington, please."

18/08/18 23:10:34

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4830Paul Reeve

‘You can call it paranoia Dave, but I’m sure someone’s been lacing my food.”

18/08/18 12:35:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8025Vanessa the Guesser

Not quick enough? These'll help you ketchup.

18/08/18 12:02:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35635Welsh Rarebit

Athletes Food

18/08/18 12:01:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Just the thing for lunch on the run.

18/08/18 12:58:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

'most failed diets start off on the right foot.'

18/08/18 15:55:06

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Is this the bread winner ?

18/08/18 14:26:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Murder hunt underway after roadside discovery of Ronald McDonald's blood-covered running shoe.

18/08/18 13:29:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35635Welsh Rarebit

This style only comes in size ate.

18/08/18 12:39:08

 
ant knee Vote score: 1080ant knee

Nike Air Macs

18/08/18 12:00:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9136Neil Mackenzie

Burgers found to contain Tongues and Eyelets.

18/08/18 23:12:31

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Just Eat It (NIKE: Binge Edition)

18/08/18 15:11:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6570Mr Dome

Breadwinner

18/08/18 14:02:51

 
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

Now cover in shoe pastry before baking at gas mark 6, 200 degrees celsius.

18/08/18 12:20:56

 
William Kay Vote score: 1063William Kay

One foot in the gravy

18/08/18 12:15:37

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 874Molly Romanov

Tough as old boots

18/08/18 12:01:18

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

Hmm the ad online said I was paying for a personal trainer

02/09/18 16:34:43

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 245Generic RedHead

"This is cobblers!"

20/08/18 13:57:58

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 275Gavin Smithers

Our footwear is made from recycled ingredients. Now what shall we use for the rubber boots?

19/08/18 22:38:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5430Glyn Evans

I hear it can clog up your arteries.

19/08/18 7:47:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"My missus went to every sandwich shop in town, but ended up going back to the first one and buying the first sandwich she'd looked at."

18/08/18 23:18:29

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

These are so popular they've been walking out the door.

18/08/18 23:07:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I'm not impressed. It looks as if it's just been cobbled together.

18/08/18 22:41:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6570Mr Dome

Can I have the toefu burger please

18/08/18 21:12:53

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Nice sandwich. It has a bit of a kick to it.

18/08/18 20:38:03

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

Shoe preservatives.

18/08/18 20:36:58

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

"I'll take a burger on the run."

18/08/18 20:29:38

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

Footlong happy meal.

18/08/18 20:28:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4065Vivvy En

Just what you need for your plates of meat.

18/08/18 19:28:33

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 525Carey Sutton

I think it's laced with somthing

18/08/18 18:55:52

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Can't believe Lacoste of burgers these days.!

18/08/18 17:34:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

I prefer the Chicken Leg end.

18/08/18 15:54:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5607Chris Keegan

Apparently it's good for you, it's got heeling powers.

18/08/18 14:37:35

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

Chase burger.

18/08/18 14:24:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

"Where's the other foot? I asked for a two-foot sub."

18/08/18 13:11:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Feet in or take away?

18/08/18 12:59:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Cheesy feet burger

18/08/18 12:49:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5607Chris Keegan

Apparently it's a size ate

18/08/18 12:48:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21687Michael Winner

With Go Pasta stripes.

18/08/18 12:48:37

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

They also do corns on the cob.

18/08/18 12:48:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5607Chris Keegan

Messi's new boots

18/08/18 12:47:57

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

When I wore these people said they made me look wimpy.

18/08/18 12:45:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5430Glyn Evans

TrackDonalds.

18/08/18 12:30:35

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Those shoes look like Greggs

18/08/18 12:28:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Ran v Food

18/08/18 12:15:03

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

He'd had a bad run of ill health, the latest was a yeast infection.

18/08/18 12:11:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35635Welsh Rarebit

Eating gout today I see?

18/08/18 12:09:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35635Welsh Rarebit

Converse-ation fillers

18/08/18 12:05:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

Great with cheese

18/08/18 12:04:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

Veggie option, Quorn burger.

18/08/18 12:03:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5607Chris Keegan

Took the docs advice, stick to a diet and get some trainers...

18/08/18 12:01:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8025Vanessa the Guesser

Nice

18/08/18 12:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35635Welsh Rarebit

Nike SuBway

18/08/18 12:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35635Welsh Rarebit

Yumbro

18/08/18 12:00:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5607Chris Keegan

It was bloody tasty, but boy did it give me the runs

18/08/18 12:00:13

 
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