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Fin and Tonic
26/02/13 20:00:07
Chinese philosophy whilst waiting for new hardware store to open. "Just be and queue."
24/02/13 12:08:39
Don Quioské.
22/02/13 12:01:36
As a child, Tarzan was a bloody show-off on 'Bring Your Pets To School' day.
20/02/13 13:41:56
"We'll get you out mate... don't Fret."
19/02/13 8:00:57
Sadly for Cinderella. When the clock struck midnight, she went back to being an A-Cup.
17/02/13 21:31:05
Jack in the Blocks.
05/02/13 21:21:00
A Big Mac and small fry.
04/02/13 20:23:05
"We'd better get a hire van""What we really need mate, is a higher bridge"
04/02/13 9:25:10
Puffer Fish
03/02/13 8:00:10
Before Arnold Schwarzenegger agreed to do the role, The Terminator was set to star Charles Hawtrey.
29/01/13 13:46:59
"Stop crying you big baby, i said how much to paint my front door and you said £50 so we shook on it".
28/01/13 20:01:35
Rod Hull demonstrates how to casually walk past an Emu, before catching it unaware and sticking his arm up it's arse.
18/01/13 20:27:34
There's a sucker born every minute.
17/01/13 20:38:13
"...and let that be a warning to all of the other construction workers who stray onto my land..."
17/01/13 12:28:36
Marathong man.
14/01/13 12:50:31
"And this weeks highest climber is...ME"
13/01/13 12:03:21
Staff at the home encouraged Ethel to smoke because it helped to disguise the smell of piss.
11/01/13 20:32:27
Britney (33) celebrates 100 days drug free.
11/01/13 20:00:13
In a rare alignment of the planets, Pluto eclipses the Moon.
09/01/13 8:29:00
He could have another art attack unless he loses weight.
07/01/13 20:00:08
"OK, I've hit the space bar, now what..."
21/12/12 8:00:10
Photochop.
18/12/12 20:00:08
"Take it back, I wanted a full English."
14/12/12 20:10:24
Breakfast will be ready in a minute torso.
14/12/12 20:02:56
🎵 5 golden flames, 4 calling alarms, 3 burnt presents, 2 pampered dogs and a charred thing that was a fir tree. 🎵
11/12/12 8:45:26
He hoped his daughter would grow up older, budweiser.
09/12/12 13:22:39
The Great Barrier Roof
07/12/12 20:04:25
Ever since I won the lotto last year, a lot of old faces have been coming out of the woodwork.
07/12/12 8:26:18
Don't look so worried Mrs Jones, Dr Shipman is very experienced, he knows exactly what he is doing."
06/12/12 20:27:37
"No, this is 'A'. You want the flat upstairs, 36B."
05/12/12 12:04:25
Eyefull Tower
01/12/12 20:07:04
Magician's assistant urgently required.
28/11/12 20:22:41
Best Before : 16-AUG-77
27/11/12 16:19:37
Frank couldn't believe his rotten luck, £60 and all she wanted to do was lay in bed and watch the football.
20/11/12 21:27:45
Bill regretted his Organ Donor Card falling out when he went in for a broken leg!
19/11/12 20:17:52
Little Dead Riding Hood
18/11/12 21:03:31
It is the only way that Dave's wife can stop him from going on caption.me
13/11/12 20:25:39
"You could get stoned, smoking that!"
11/11/12 20:08:05
"Trip Advisor was right, no bloody atmosphere whatsoever."
10/11/12 12:00:22
Pea-kaboo.
09/11/12 20:03:34
Rob tries out his new mental detector.
09/11/12 8:20:15
Not everyone is cut out for life in the Royal family.
08/11/12 20:00:59
Checking Faithbook.
04/11/12 20:00:06
Cardinal Sin.
04/11/12 12:00:09
Felix had to be Force fed.
29/10/12 12:00:52
Too many latte nights
29/10/12 8:00:35
Mad cow Denise.
28/10/12 12:04:02
The Abu Hamza Arms
23/10/12 19:16:02
They removed $1990 in ten dollar bills from Freds ass... he knew he wasn't feeling too grand.
14/10/12 19:06:35
'Thing' sure had his pick of girlfriends
12/10/12 7:01:05
Shoplifting deterrents, Abu Dhabi.
12/10/12 7:00:50
"My mate says he came to Bangkok and caught crabs but I haven't had a bite all day!"
11/10/12 12:49:22
"It just needs a kick start."
10/10/12 19:00:08
Pete had spent the last six months 'pumping Ian' and was beginning to realize his mistake.
09/10/12 19:46:41
Alex through the cooking glass.
08/10/12 19:10:54
She's going to take a dive in the Forth.
06/10/12 9:01:54
Love is in the Hair.
05/10/12 19:00:08
"I'm the starter at the Paralympics 100 metres for the hard of hearing."
04/10/12 20:13:41
The Tragic Roundabout.
04/10/12 7:39:43
Sixty, shades and grey
03/10/12 12:54:22
We dry any car.com.
28/09/12 19:00:10
Yes, 1000 smurfs died to make this outfit, but it looks fabulous.
28/09/12 11:41:11
Not as happy as they seam.
26/09/12 11:45:14
"And as the mother clown enters the nest, the clown chicks open their mouths in anticipation of a custard pie"
26/09/12 7:26:11
Curb Trawler.
25/09/12 11:03:43
The bottom line.
24/09/12 11:00:42
Multiplication tables.
21/09/12 11:10:50
Shirley Bathey
17/09/12 19:00:26
Paper, Scissors,.....SHARK
16/09/12 19:01:59
Ground Coffee
15/09/12 7:17:27
Good guise, bad guise.
13/09/12 19:00:32
"Yes boss, I'm with the drugs mule. I'm just not sure it was a good idea to make him swallow 50 kilos of smack..."
12/09/12 7:53:46
Wild Bill Hiccup.
06/09/12 11:17:52
Scuba diva
04/09/12 19:00:21
Fine Dining.
03/09/12 19:00:11
"Darling I'd love to have your mother over to stay but we haven't got enough seats."
03/09/12 11:01:55
A step in the light direction.
02/09/12 11:04:04
PG Trips.
01/09/12 11:04:33
We live longer in Nuneaten.
31/08/12 11:08:15
Who said size was irrelephant?
29/08/12 19:20:35
"No .. woman, no pie"!
29/08/12 12:58:45
Corn on the Knob.
29/08/12 7:01:30
Squirty Harry
20/08/12 7:13:03
"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?"
16/08/12 11:00:34
"I think I've been stitched up."
10/08/12 19:00:08
Some of you may have noticed a slight increase in postage costs earlier in the year. This was to cover essential infrastructure updates.
08/08/12 20:35:22
Fruit pastels
08/08/12 10:00:28
There's no such thing as an ugly millionaire.
26/07/12 10:02:40
Towed in the hole
21/07/12 19:00:13
Officer Dribble
21/07/12 10:12:51
Huge Heffer.
20/07/12 10:12:49
He denied fingering A minor in a G string.
17/07/12 10:01:11
"Grandad, that's the last time I'm patching her up, remember, take your sodding teeth out first."
13/07/12 19:09:52
"So, officer, why do you think the killer has OCD?"
11/07/12 19:10:09
The Krapton Factor
11/07/12 10:08:57
Kama Kasis
09/07/12 19:18:06
W.C. Fields
09/07/12 19:17:14
Note to chavs- never try to remove wheel trims from a moving vehicle.
08/07/12 10:00:43
She always was full of herself.
05/07/12 19:00:56
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