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Bill regretted his Organ Donor Card falling out when he went in for a broken leg!
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Stephen Graham Vote score: 795Stephen Graham

Bill regretted his Organ Donor Card falling out when he went in for a broken leg!

19/11/12 20:17:52

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Donna Pattison-reid Vote score: 299Donna Pattison-reid

Flat Boy Slim

19/11/12 21:24:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5674Greg Curtis

Bachelor Flat

19/11/12 20:00:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5804Hercules Rockefeller

Ironed Man

19/11/12 20:00:24

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 884Nina Dutton

"Come and meet my flat mate."

19/11/12 20:00:08

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D C Vote score: 2689D C

"Bloody hell, John, did you see the size of that mosquito?"

19/11/12 20:30:03

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

After his Wife left him, Steve was feeling deflated.

19/11/12 20:00:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5674Greg Curtis

Looks like he's been put through the wringer.

19/11/12 20:06:59

 
Martin Veith Vote score: 977Martin Veith

Anorexia nersofa

19/11/12 22:00:42

 
Mark England Vote score: 15414Mark England

After suffering appalling injuries in Afghanistan, ex lance corporal Jennings rues the day he went for a shit in a mine field.

19/11/12 21:25:56

 
David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

This is what happens when you accidentally sit on the Dyson

19/11/12 20:36:08

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 20893Ian Skelding

Flat bastard

19/11/12 20:00:08

 
Steve Wright Vote score: 1793Steve Wright

World's longest fart attempt puts record breaker in hospital.

20/11/12 0:24:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Tom's new girlfriend had certainly made a big impression on him.

19/11/12 21:34:59

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 36957Cath Jones

"Flattery will get you nowhere!"

19/11/12 20:02:15

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

Steve only started to show side effects after ten years working in the toothpaste factory.

19/11/12 21:51:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5804Hercules Rockefeller

"The Steamroller Diet is the best thing to ever happen to me."

19/11/12 20:11:00

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 36957Cath Jones

It's Survival of the Flattest.

19/11/12 20:05:45

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Nadine's Extreme Ironing had got a little competitive. ..

19/11/12 20:05:30

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Dave's years as an Army camouflage expert came in handy when he wanted to knock one out behind the sofa while his mum was round.

20/11/12 8:16:07

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Litho-suction.

19/11/12 21:46:58

 
Gayna Dee Vote score: 2700Gayna Dee

♫ ♫ I ain't got nobody,... nobody cares for me ♫ ♫

19/11/12 20:55:54

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Gary was a paper boy.

19/11/12 20:44:03

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

Bruno was expecting to pick up a lot more modelling contracts now that he had achieved 'size zero'.

19/11/12 20:33:10

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19916John Llamas

It had been some time since Ron last had a blow job and the signs were all there.

19/11/12 20:09:54

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

IKEA now does flat pack boyfriends.

19/11/12 20:03:15

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11085Smuldo

"Excuse me Love, see the next time your doing a washing, can you please stop using Vanish?"

19/11/12 20:00:33

 
Ian Sanderson Vote score: 984Ian Sanderson

Dave was flat out.

19/11/12 20:00:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20893Ian Skelding

Tony Flattery

19/11/12 20:00:11

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 36957Cath Jones

A severe case of Flatulence.

19/11/12 20:00:09

 
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