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F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

Put that in your pike and smoke it.

03/02/13 10:51:48

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

Puffer Fish

03/02/13 8:00:10

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Maybe it should have been a crayfish or even a gayfish --David Devine
John Llamas Vote score: 19817John Llamas

Hooked on cigarettes

03/02/13 8:58:48

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Fag ash Gill

03/02/13 8:42:00

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

"I Started at School"

03/02/13 8:31:08

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10944Smuldo

"That's a bad Halibut."

03/02/13 8:00:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

Caught smoking.

03/02/13 8:38:15

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 36380Cath Jones

Served with Tar Tar Sauce.

03/02/13 12:16:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

"Sorry waiter, but your chef has no idea what an Arbroath smokie is, has he?"

03/02/13 11:03:04

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Give him some credit. He got the fish part right. :-)  --F Mackay
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

"It's legal Sir, I can assure you that fish is over 16 years old."

03/02/13 9:13:43

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

It was easy to catch because he'd just finished mating.

03/02/13 11:12:28

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The autopsy revealed evidence of ling cancer.

03/02/13 11:08:04

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

Smoked Salmon.

03/02/13 8:00:36

 
Austin Marry Vote score: 1762Austin Marry

Fish - "I have to say it wasn't the smoking that did me in at the end .... it was because I wandered aimlessly into that net was the problem"

03/02/13 9:52:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

Halibutt.

03/02/13 9:30:20

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

"Waiter, I ordered Salmon en Croute!"

Yes sir I'm so sorry. Chef had to compromise
as he'd run out of puff pastry

03/02/13 9:19:14

 
Ben Samuel Vote score: 1433Ben Samuel

Smoking gills

03/02/13 8:35:15

 
Ian Sanderson Vote score: 984Ian Sanderson

Everytime you smoke, a tuna grows.

03/02/13 16:14:40

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5620Tosser Wivlov

Don't worry sir, they are Supper Kings.

03/02/13 10:59:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9260Neil Mackenzie

Gordon Ramsey: - What the Beep is that, Beeping Hell I asked for Smoked Fish. Is your Chef a stupid Beeeeep. Take it back to the Beep Beep Beep. And stop that stupid Beep from blowing his Beeping Car Horn outside the Beeping Restaurant.

03/02/13 8:11:58

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10944Smuldo

Drag-on Fish.

03/02/13 8:11:50

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

How was it for you?

03/02/13 13:26:30

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

"Waiter..there's a meal in my ashtray"

03/02/13 12:24:51

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5620Tosser Wivlov

Cancer of the trout.

03/02/13 10:55:15

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Sup-per

03/02/13 10:10:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Cullen stink

03/02/13 9:21:24

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4928Paul Reeve

Scandal lit dinner.

03/02/13 9:05:26

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Ge Filtered Fish

03/02/13 8:28:32

 
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