Who said size was irrelephant?

29/08/12 20:20:35

Man with elephant's trunk seeks lady with a camel toe.

29/08/12 20:57:27

Not Jewish then?

29/08/12 20:06:59

Nobby and big ears.

29/08/12 20:19:08

Asif

29/08/12 22:37:36

"Yes sir, I've had the operation ... went for the Jumbo size."

29/08/12 20:04:50

Trunk and disorderly.

29/08/12 20:01:13

Cock and bull story.

29/08/12 23:35:15

"Elephant? What elephant?"

29/08/12 22:10:59

"African or Indian? Neither, I'm from Birmingham."

29/08/12 21:02:11

Delhi the elephant.

29/08/12 20:00:25

Dillip has never been the same since his large penis was truncated.

29/08/12 20:48:23

"Me no understand, me need a dicktionary..."

29/08/12 20:00:09

It's a special treat on his day off, usually I ride him.

30/08/12 5:10:13

Our Man in Savanna

29/08/12 20:28:07

Elefantasy

29/08/12 20:20:46

Apu had a bad case of elephantiasis

29/08/12 20:14:14

"Where's the bloody fire, Mahat?"

29/08/12 20:03:19

"I told you to give the elephant some peanuts, you fool."

29/08/12 20:00:46

"Look everyone- I'm Tom Daley!"

29/08/12 20:00:22