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Frank couldn't believe his rotten luck, £60 and all she wanted to do was lay in bed and watch the football.
20/11/12 21:27:45
When he ordered 'Sex for Dummies' Bob was expecting a book.
20/11/12 20:21:10
Simon found the air hole was the best fit
20/11/12 20:27:06
Gary's wife would kill him if she found out he'd been smoking in the bed.
20/11/12 21:04:19
Better Latex Than Never.
20/11/12 20:00:26
Jake forget about the cigarette, rolled over and popped his Cherie.
20/11/12 22:32:14
"Aye, this big it were, couldn't wipe my arse properly for a week, now gimme a drag at that ya bastard."
20/11/12 20:00:08
"It was all going well, until I started getting Pins and Needles!"
20/11/12 20:19:56
"I gave her a ciggie then she went down on me! "
20/11/12 20:01:22
Masterchafe.
20/11/12 21:42:13
Sex, drugs and cock in doll
20/11/12 20:52:02
Investman Banker.
20/11/12 22:31:44
Yesterday he could have bought her for Twenty Quid; Today she cost him Twenty Five, he had failed to think about Inflation.
20/11/12 21:06:16
Not exactly the blowjob Simon had expected..
20/11/12 21:00:53
"I think the wife is starting to overdo the botox."
20/11/12 20:17:11
For best results: Blow hard.
20/11/12 23:11:11
♫ ♫ Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?
20/11/12 22:52:31
Helen Flanagan completes another Bush Fucker Trial.
20/11/12 21:30:41
"So much better than the real thing, the real ones used to scream when I gave them cigarette burns."
20/11/12 20:49:02
Johnny practiced safe sex.He always used rubber
20/11/12 20:29:04
Dave bought himself a suicide doll...she blew herself up.
20/11/12 20:05:06
Henry lights a hamlet; being being blown out by a second hand doll was as low as it could get.
20/11/12 22:30:29
I wouldn't but Brian May
20/11/12 21:21:08
At first Geoff thought it was a snake, then a gas leak; he was puzzled but knew his new girlfriend would be deflated if he couldn't find the source of the hissing.
20/11/12 21:19:47
Air of the Dog.
20/11/12 21:05:24
You can't beat a good gas at bedtime.
20/11/12 20:58:59
Bastards sent it back and said we can't use this photograph for a joint passport application.
20/11/12 20:52:37
♫ Big fish little fish He lives in a cardboard box.
20/11/12 20:51:15
"I'm not a kinky bastard, I'm telling you it's my dads. Pull the sheet down and you'll see he's still at it."
20/11/12 20:48:13
Jim had let her down again by smoking in bed.
20/11/12 20:41:52
She's the village bicycle pump.
20/11/12 20:40:45
Barry hoped it produced heirs.
20/11/12 20:34:19
Jim has 30 a day....and about half a packet of cigarettes.
20/11/12 20:31:28
To cover the smell of burning rubber Pete thought he'd smoke after sex too
20/11/12 20:25:55
Caution..One Prick and its all over
20/11/12 20:24:09
In an era when the Higgs Bosun and Nutrino are provable concepts, Cyrll was relieved to see that Poly was not to be found wanting on attention to detail
20/11/12 20:22:03
Cherry Popping Daddy
20/11/12 20:19:03
Love at first light
20/11/12 20:18:28
Sally Bercow Tweet: Madonna sleeps with Brian May.
20/11/12 20:16:41
Cheryl Cole celebrated 10 years of Girls Aloud by bedding Brian May.
20/11/12 20:16:11
"I know she's not exactly a Pin-up Girl but..."
20/11/12 20:13:00
Most people don't recognise him without the wig and the judges robes.
20/11/12 20:12:00
Leo Sayer changed his profile picture.
20/11/12 20:11:39
"She's still shocked about the recent Hostess Twinkies news."
20/11/12 20:10:29
Silicone Valet.
20/11/12 20:08:27
When Brian read on the box 'avoid contact with anything hot' he knew that this was the girl for him
20/11/12 20:08:19
She's influated with me.
20/11/12 20:07:50
Made in Vagina.
20/11/12 20:07:33
What a sad git!sent from my i-phone
20/11/12 20:07:04
No likey no lighty
20/11/12 20:06:04
Dave's favourite were the pink smarties so he liked to find a way to make them last longer.
20/11/12 20:03:02
History repeated itself because 40 years ago as a baby, George went to bed with a Dummy and now it's happened again.
20/11/12 20:03:00
The plastic moved for Sue.
20/11/12 20:02:13
After this photo was taken angry Frank took his blow-up doll back to the shop 'cos it kept going down on him.
20/11/12 20:01:42
Where's Del Boy?
20/11/12 20:00:55
A dishevelled Lembit Opik chills out after a session with his Cheeky Girl.
20/11/12 20:00:09
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