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Frank couldnt believe his rotten luck, £60 and all she wanted to do was lay in bed and watch the football.
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Ron  Allan Vote score: 5477Ron Allan

Frank couldn't believe his rotten luck, £60 and all she wanted to do was lay in bed and watch the football.

20/11/12 21:27:45

 
F Mackay Vote score: 18095F Mackay

When he ordered 'Sex for Dummies' Bob was expecting a book.

20/11/12 20:21:10

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

Simon found the air hole was the best fit

20/11/12 20:27:06

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F Mackay Vote score: 18095F Mackay

Gary's wife would kill him if she found out he'd been smoking in the bed.

20/11/12 21:04:19

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Better Latex Than Never.

20/11/12 20:00:26

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Jake forget about the cigarette, rolled over and popped his Cherie.

20/11/12 22:32:14

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Aye, this big it were, couldn't wipe my arse properly for a week, now gimme a drag at that ya bastard."

20/11/12 20:00:08

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Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"It was all going well, until I started getting Pins and Needles!"

20/11/12 20:19:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

"I gave her a ciggie then she went down on me! "

20/11/12 20:01:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31470Tony Edwards

Masterchafe.

20/11/12 21:42:13

 
Steve Wright Vote score: 1793Steve Wright

Sex, drugs and cock in doll

20/11/12 20:52:02

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31470Tony Edwards

Investman Banker.

20/11/12 22:31:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10562Neil Mackenzie

Yesterday he could have bought her for Twenty Quid; Today she cost him Twenty Five, he had failed to think about Inflation.

20/11/12 21:06:16

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2212Guido van der Velden

Not exactly the blowjob Simon had expected..

20/11/12 21:00:53

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"I think the wife is starting to overdo the botox."

20/11/12 20:17:11

 
James Fotheringham Vote score: 823James Fotheringham

For best results: Blow hard.

20/11/12 23:11:11

 
Gayna Dee Vote score: 2851Gayna Dee

♫ ♫ Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?

20/11/12 22:52:31

 
Ian Sanderson Vote score: 984Ian Sanderson

Helen Flanagan completes another Bush Fucker Trial.

20/11/12 21:30:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21960Ian Skelding

"So much better than the real thing, the real ones used to scream when I gave them cigarette burns."

20/11/12 20:49:02

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

Johnny practiced safe sex.

He always used rubber

20/11/12 20:29:04

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11600Smuldo

Dave bought himself a suicide doll...she blew herself up.

20/11/12 20:05:06

 
phil mcavity Vote score: 423phil mcavity

Henry lights a hamlet; being being blown out by a second hand doll was as low as it could get.

20/11/12 22:30:29

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

I wouldn't but Brian May

20/11/12 21:21:08

 
Ian Sanderson Vote score: 984Ian Sanderson

At first Geoff thought it was a snake, then a gas leak; he was puzzled but knew his new girlfriend would be deflated if he couldn't find the source of the hissing.

20/11/12 21:19:47

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Air of the Dog.

20/11/12 21:05:24

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5939Tosser Wivlov

You can't beat a good gas at bedtime.

20/11/12 20:58:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20357John Glover

Bastards sent it back and said we can't use this photograph for a joint passport application.

20/11/12 20:52:37

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

♫ Big fish little fish He lives in a cardboard box.

20/11/12 20:51:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20357John Glover

"I'm not a kinky bastard, I'm telling you it's my dads. Pull the sheet down and you'll see he's still at it."

20/11/12 20:48:13

 
Jon Lloyd-jones Vote score: 509Jon Lloyd-jones

Jim had let her down again by smoking in bed.

20/11/12 20:41:52

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

She's the village bicycle pump.

20/11/12 20:40:45

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5939Tosser Wivlov

Barry hoped it produced heirs.

20/11/12 20:34:19

 
F Mackay Vote score: 18095F Mackay

Jim has 30 a day....and about half a packet of cigarettes.

20/11/12 20:31:28

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

To cover the smell of burning rubber Pete thought he'd smoke after sex too

20/11/12 20:25:55

 
Gayna Dee Vote score: 2851Gayna Dee

Caution..One Prick and its all over

20/11/12 20:24:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20011John Llamas

In an era when the Higgs Bosun and Nutrino are provable concepts, Cyrll was relieved to see that Poly was not to be found wanting on attention to detail

20/11/12 20:22:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

Cherry Popping Daddy

20/11/12 20:19:03

 
Jon Lloyd-jones Vote score: 509Jon Lloyd-jones

Love at first light

20/11/12 20:18:28

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Sally Bercow Tweet: Madonna sleeps with Brian May.

20/11/12 20:16:41

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3347Paul Woolley

Cheryl Cole celebrated 10 years of Girls Aloud by bedding Brian May.

20/11/12 20:16:11

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"I know she's not exactly a Pin-up Girl but..."

20/11/12 20:13:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Most people don't recognise him without the wig and the judges robes.

20/11/12 20:12:00

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Leo Sayer changed his profile picture.

20/11/12 20:11:39

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

"She's still shocked about the recent Hostess Twinkies news."

20/11/12 20:10:29

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Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Silicone Valet.

20/11/12 20:08:27

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20011John Llamas

When Brian read on the box 'avoid contact with anything hot' he knew that this was the girl for him

20/11/12 20:08:19

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

She's influated with me.

20/11/12 20:07:50

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Made in Vagina.

20/11/12 20:07:33

 
Ian Sanderson Vote score: 984Ian Sanderson

What a sad git!

sent from my i-phone

20/11/12 20:07:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21960Ian Skelding

No likey no lighty

20/11/12 20:06:04

 
F Mackay Vote score: 18095F Mackay

Dave's favourite were the pink smarties so he liked to find a way to make them last longer.

20/11/12 20:03:02

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11600Smuldo

History repeated itself because 40 years ago as a baby, George went to bed with a Dummy and now it's happened again.

20/11/12 20:03:00

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

The plastic moved for Sue.

20/11/12 20:02:13

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11600Smuldo

After this photo was taken angry Frank took his blow-up doll back to the shop 'cos it kept going down on him.

20/11/12 20:01:42

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Where's Del Boy?

20/11/12 20:00:55

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11600Smuldo

A dishevelled Lembit Opik chills out after a session with his Cheeky Girl.

20/11/12 20:00:09

 
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