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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent.

09/12/12 12:20:47

He hoped his daughter would grow up older, budweiser.

09/12/12 13:22:39

'One day Lad, all this will be yours'

09/12/12 13:06:55

Dole model.

09/12/12 13:08:28

1990, Mitch Winehouse welcomes little Amy into the world.

09/12/12 12:14:18

Shameless - Nativity Special, C4 9pm

09/12/12 12:07:05

It must be a Southern baby.

The fag's got a filter on it, the beer's only about 4%, and at six months' old she's what we call up North a 'late-starter'.

09/12/12 12:06:39

Prince Harry practises being a godfather.

09/12/12 14:34:35

Alco-pop.

09/12/12 13:56:51

"We've got something in common young man, after a couple of bottles, I piss myself and vomit too."

09/12/12 12:13:48

"Don't worry son, Madonna will take good care of you"

09/12/12 17:17:27

Baby: "Don't light that, I'm about to fart."

09/12/12 14:14:56

Frank was still wetting the baby's head 12 months after the birth.

09/12/12 12:27:25

The Baby Blooze

09/12/12 12:02:35

Daddy Nay Care.

09/12/12 12:01:15