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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent.
09/12/12 12:20:47
He hoped his daughter would grow up older, budweiser.
09/12/12 13:22:39
'One day Lad, all this will be yours'
09/12/12 13:06:55
Dole model.
09/12/12 13:08:28
1990, Mitch Winehouse welcomes little Amy into the world.
09/12/12 12:14:18
Shameless - Nativity Special, C4 9pm
09/12/12 12:07:05
It must be a Southern baby.The fag's got a filter on it, the beer's only about 4%, and at six months' old she's what we call up North a 'late-starter'.
09/12/12 12:06:39
Prince Harry practises being a godfather.
09/12/12 14:34:35
Alco-pop.
09/12/12 13:56:51
"We've got something in common young man, after a couple of bottles, I piss myself and vomit too."
09/12/12 12:13:48
"Don't worry son, Madonna will take good care of you"
09/12/12 17:17:27
Baby: "Don't light that, I'm about to fart."
09/12/12 14:14:56
Frank was still wetting the baby's head 12 months after the birth.
09/12/12 12:27:25
The Baby Blooze
09/12/12 12:02:35
Daddy Nay Care.
09/12/12 12:01:15
From this pint forward, Jane knew her life would be Dunhill all the way.
09/12/12 16:46:43
"A goo goo ga goo thpt!""Yeah, I think you've had too much, dad."
09/12/12 13:14:04
A very rare photograph has emerged of a young Jimmy Saville before he was famous. He's pictured here with a girlfriend.
09/12/12 12:34:45
♫ So make it one for my baby, and one more for the road. ♫
09/12/12 12:20:27
"Bloody hell Sid you're right, he does look like our sodding milkman."
09/12/12 12:06:19
Have you got a light son ????
09/12/12 12:04:39
Parent hood.
09/12/12 12:00:30
Chav 'n' Babe
09/12/12 13:16:26
"The light ale of my life."
09/12/12 12:54:03
She's my cute little thesaurus. She said..."Butt!", "Can!"... and "Total Ass!"
09/12/12 12:43:59
"The missus wants little Becky to be bottle fed, I disagree... cans are much better."
09/12/12 12:35:16
Pete was beginning to realise why the 'Learn juggling in ten minutes' video had recommended using beans bags to start with.
09/12/12 12:34:14
Michael Lohan releases his new book 'how to bring up your kids.'
09/12/12 12:27:10
A few hours later, he soiled himself and was throwing up. The baby was fine though.
09/12/12 12:15:02
Distructive nurse.
09/12/12 12:06:17
"You can't give a baby booze...!"
09/12/12 12:01:47