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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent.

09/12/12 12:20:47

He hoped his daughter would grow up older, budweiser.

09/12/12 13:22:39

'One day Lad, all this will be yours'

09/12/12 13:06:55

Dole model.

09/12/12 13:08:28

1990, Mitch Winehouse welcomes little Amy into the world.

09/12/12 12:14:18

Shameless - Nativity Special, C4 9pm

09/12/12 12:07:05

It must be a Southern baby.

The fag's got a filter on it, the beer's only about 4%, and at six months' old she's what we call up North a 'late-starter'.

09/12/12 12:06:39

Prince Harry practises being a godfather.

09/12/12 14:34:35

Alco-pop.

09/12/12 13:56:51

"We've got something in common young man, after a couple of bottles, I piss myself and vomit too."

09/12/12 12:13:48

"Don't worry son, Madonna will take good care of you"

09/12/12 17:17:27

Baby: "Don't light that, I'm about to fart."

09/12/12 14:14:56

Frank was still wetting the baby's head 12 months after the birth.

09/12/12 12:27:25

The Baby Blooze

09/12/12 12:02:35

Daddy Nay Care.

09/12/12 12:01:15

From this pint forward, Jane knew her life would be Dunhill all the way.

09/12/12 16:46:43

"A goo goo ga goo thpt!"
"Yeah, I think you've had too much, dad."

09/12/12 13:14:04

A very rare photograph has emerged of a young Jimmy Saville before he was famous. He's pictured here with a girlfriend.

09/12/12 12:34:45

♫ So make it one for my baby, and one more for the road. ♫

09/12/12 12:20:27

"Bloody hell Sid you're right, he does look like our sodding milkman."

09/12/12 12:06:19

Have you got a light son ????

09/12/12 12:04:39

Parent hood.

09/12/12 12:00:30

Chav 'n' Babe

09/12/12 13:16:26

"The light ale of my life."

09/12/12 12:54:03

She's my cute little thesaurus. She said..."Butt!", "Can!"... and "Total Ass!"

09/12/12 12:43:59

"The missus wants little Becky to be bottle fed, I disagree... cans are much better."

09/12/12 12:35:16

Pete was beginning to realise why the 'Learn juggling in ten minutes' video had recommended using beans bags to start with.

09/12/12 12:34:14

Michael Lohan releases his new book 'how to bring up your kids.'

09/12/12 12:27:10

A few hours later, he soiled himself and was throwing up. The baby was fine though.

09/12/12 12:15:02

Distructive nurse.

09/12/12 12:06:17

"You can't give a baby booze...!"

09/12/12 12:01:47