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Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Take it back, I wanted a full English."

14/12/12 20:10:24

 
F Mackay Vote score: 19207F Mackay

Breakfast will be ready in a minute torso.

14/12/12 20:02:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7434Hercules Rockefeller

Souperman

14/12/12 20:11:43

 
Mark Cowling Vote score: 579Mark Cowling

"Yes, there are nuts in this dish"

14/12/12 20:02:59

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Diner is severed!"

14/12/12 20:02:14

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

A bowl of Chop Stuey.

14/12/12 20:00:08

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Peteabix.

14/12/12 20:01:35

 
F Mackay Vote score: 19207F Mackay

"Are you telling me I cut off my legs for nothing, it was Rice Krispies or Cornflakes you wanted not breakfast surreal?"

14/12/12 20:58:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21232John Glover

James calculated that if he swung hard enough, he should land and skid along the coffeee table, which would allow him to fall on the springy sofa, enabling him to rise into the air towards the television and as he flew past, switch of bloody East Enders.

14/12/12 20:36:42

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 884Nina Dutton

Crotch broth

14/12/12 20:30:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11374Neil Mackenzie

Sorry, I'll pass on the Meat and two veg.

14/12/12 20:23:13

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20052John Llamas

"For goodness sake it was a simple microwave meal Steve"
"It said remove bottom layer and stand in bowl for 20 minutes before cooking"

14/12/12 20:22:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20052John Llamas

"Ooh Trace, I see what you mean about him being dishy"

14/12/12 20:19:29

 
paul reeve Vote score: 5806paul reeve

Table Matt

14/12/12 20:14:24

 
Mark Cowling Vote score: 579Mark Cowling

Until the cannibal trial was over, Channel 4 declined to air that episode of Come Dine with Me

14/12/12 20:05:16

 
Mark Cowling Vote score: 579Mark Cowling

"Your breakfast is served, Mr Lecter"

14/12/12 20:01:40

 
F Mackay Vote score: 19207F Mackay

Cereal killer.

14/12/12 20:01:13

 
F Mackay Vote score: 19207F Mackay

Sally couldn't have a soft boiled egg without dipping a soldier in it.

14/12/12 20:50:42

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Oh no, he's had one of his Tureens

14/12/12 20:32:37

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 884Nina Dutton

A-cock-in-a-leekie

14/12/12 20:29:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21232John Glover

"Mum! when I said I wanted a basin cut. I meant my hair."

14/12/12 20:24:21

 
Mark Cowling Vote score: 579Mark Cowling

Heston Blumenthal had gone too far this time

14/12/12 20:06:58

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

Coming Soon: The Paralympic Superbowl

14/12/12 20:06:19

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

It was a heavy session last night.
Tim was still legless at the breakfast table.

14/12/12 20:02:29

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Just a half portion please.

14/12/12 20:01:33

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11739Smuldo

"Breakfast will take a bit longer this morning as our manager has halved the staff."

14/12/12 20:00:54

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

He ate it all with no waist.

14/12/12 20:00:39

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Tom was forever waist in his breakfast.

14/12/12 20:00:08

 
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