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Comments | 10 | 1 | #6 | 1 | #6 | 135 | 200 | #37 | ||
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Everyone's urine tastes like Heineken.
11:58am
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It turns out aliens are little green men and their urine tastes like Heineken. [Tony S]
Please see 20:05:47
8:33pm
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"Did you get put outside for wetting the floor also?" [Tony S]
Sorry will change once I think of something
8:35pm
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"Did you get put outside for wetting the floor also?" [Tony S]
No worries. Thank you.
8:36pm
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"Did you get put outside for wetting the floor also?" [Tony S]
To make things worse, whenever the newlyweds have sex in the room above it sounds like a seal doing somersaults.
12:44pm
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When your dad gets married to a Mermaid and you have to share a room with her kid. [Tony S]
She should've been more concrete in her wording.
8:25pm
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When that woman said she wanted to see you hard that's not what cement. [Tony S]
Is it not on back to front?
1:32pm
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I think it's ON upside down. [Tony S]
That's not what Dave says.
10:43pm
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And wear it on my cock if you want a full English. [Tony S]
8:11:40 a nod, maybe? A vote would be even better
7:31am
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She does this everytime she needs a drink should we tell her the water bottle comes out of the holder? [Tony S]
And these days, if you alter your caption, your change has been saved.
10:16pm
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Doing captions on your phone used to be so much harder. [Tony S]