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Just do itI can't Just press the bloody thingI know I should but I can't do itJust do itBut the vote will knock my caption off the top.
30/03/21 20:32:27
"I'm ten minutes late and you gave my meal to a MOUSE?"
30/03/21 20:11:58
Alexa just play the bloody song I asked for
31/03/21 7:49:32
"I can't believe you put my favourite white jumper in the wash with your red knickers"
30/03/21 20:36:07
There's never a dike around when you need one.
30/03/21 20:30:23
"Don't you DARE tell me it's rude to point."
30/03/21 20:26:39
Like serving in tennis, a big grunt helps get more power in your bogey flicks.
30/03/21 20:19:42
Sit down and shut up I'm the f@cking Counsellor on this anger management course.
30/03/21 20:10:07
"Stop calling me the guy who killed Han Solo!"
30/03/21 20:09:54
The dreaded Kylo Rent-collector
30/03/21 20:07:39
When mom makes you wear a jaggy,woolly jumper with no vest underneath...
31/03/21 13:17:14
Some people just don't have the right facial expressions to sing Happy Birthday.
30/03/21 20:25:04
Leave him to calm down he's just realised Fingerbobs has left him.
30/03/21 20:22:48
"No babe, of course I'm not freaking out. If you want me to stick my finger up your bum then so be it. Ok here goes......."
30/03/21 20:05:18
"She said it was this big."
30/03/21 20:02:37
“Calm down Steve! The barbers can only open when the government says so.”“Calm down you say. The neighbour has just called me over thinking I am my mother.”
30/03/21 20:00:15
"YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE""but...... this is my house dude"
01/04/21 2:15:01
Poke a man.
31/03/21 13:06:34
“You sank my battleship!”
31/03/21 10:31:37
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
31/03/21 7:14:21
"KAAAAAAAAAAHN!"
31/03/21 0:03:39
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
31/03/21 0:02:54
Under-rage Driver
30/03/21 23:33:36
Don't laugh at me you gave me this frigging hair cut
30/03/21 22:58:15
"You honestly think I wanted my middle name to be Taxi?!"
30/03/21 22:30:22
"This summer... Adam Driver IS..."*cue title*'Sooty: The Movie'
30/03/21 22:11:51
"You kids will do told as you... Oh shit. You kids bloody well told as you do ... Argh... kids, do as I'm told... Oh bugger..... Graeme, be a love and make me a cup of tea."
30/03/21 21:56:56
You cannot be Sirius.
30/03/21 21:04:26
"OK Katie, kangaroo's anus. Whenever you're ready."
30/03/21 21:00:28
"I can use my fingers as a remote control for my mouth. Watch. When I move my fingers apart, my mouth opens wi-i-ah-ah."
30/03/21 20:57:54
"I put my caption on THREE SECONDS after theirs. They've got FIFTEEN votes and I've got ONE!"
30/03/21 20:53:55
Best things about lockdown, number 1. No family games of Monopoly.
30/03/21 20:52:14
Most people don't know that Sophia Loren had an illegitimate son named Kyle. Kyle Loren.
30/03/21 20:45:26
"Travolta, be cool."
30/03/21 20:37:35
"You're Fired!""No, You're Fired!"
30/03/21 20:32:52
Dave's favourite hobby is sneaking into strangers' houses, yelling "Smile!", then photographing their reaction.
30/03/21 20:32:17
You were going to eat him again wernt you thats the 2nd time I've caught you with the M&Ms
30/03/21 20:26:41
The Wizard of Oz got pissed off when I pulled back the curtain, "All-powerful, ha!" I says. "But I am all-powerful, and I don't need your criticism right now" he says, nearly crying. "Yeah, yeah, quit your whining" I says "you filled my head with hooey and then sent me on a long trek to do your dirty work for you, so I don't know why you're so annoyed". So the Wizard stormed out, slamming the door shut behind him. I shrugged "I don't know, it appears he can dish it out, but he can't take it, these wizards, eh?"
30/03/21 20:25:42
"YOU WANT A BREAST REDUCTION?"
30/03/21 20:13:10
"For the last time, give me back my freaking hat!"
30/03/21 20:07:41
"ET - I've just got my phone bill!"
30/03/21 20:04:32
I see with the front room they've gone with ex-marine blue.
30/03/21 20:02:26
♫ A finger of grudge is just enough ♫
30/03/21 20:02:02
How many times have I told you, shut the door properly!!!
30/03/21 20:01:39
"Do we pass Tim his specs or just let him carry on arguing with that mirror?"
30/03/21 20:00:49
External hard Driver
30/03/21 20:00:37
Early rehearsals of the death scene were a bit... overwrought, in Harrison Ford's view.
30/03/21 20:00:20