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Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

Just do it
I can't
Just press the bloody thing
I know I should but I can't do it
Just do it
But the vote will knock my caption off the top.

30/03/21 20:32:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"I'm ten minutes late and you gave my meal to a MOUSE?"

30/03/21 20:11:58

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

Alexa just play the bloody song I asked for

31/03/21 7:49:32

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What was it, the Star Wars theme?  --Troompa Loompa
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

"I can't believe you put my favourite white jumper in the wash with your red knickers"

30/03/21 20:36:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

There's never a dike around when you need one.

30/03/21 20:30:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

"Don't you DARE tell me it's rude to point."

30/03/21 20:26:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

Like serving in tennis, a big grunt helps get more power in your bogey flicks.

30/03/21 20:19:42

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

Sit down and shut up I'm the f@cking Counsellor on this anger management course.

30/03/21 20:10:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

"Stop calling me the guy who killed Han Solo!"

30/03/21 20:09:54

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

The dreaded Kylo Rent-collector

30/03/21 20:07:39

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

When mom makes you wear a jaggy,woolly jumper with no vest underneath...

31/03/21 13:17:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

Some people just don't have the right facial expressions to sing Happy Birthday.

30/03/21 20:25:04

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

Leave him to calm down he's just realised Fingerbobs has left him.

30/03/21 20:22:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

"No babe, of course I'm not freaking out. If you want me to stick my finger up your bum then so be it. Ok here goes......."

30/03/21 20:05:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"She said it was this big."

30/03/21 20:02:37

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

“Calm down Steve! The barbers can only open when the government says so.”

“Calm down you say. The neighbour has just called me over thinking I am my mother.”

30/03/21 20:00:15

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

"YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE"

"but...... this is my house dude"


01/04/21 2:15:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

Poke a man.

31/03/21 13:06:34

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1991Karen Oakenfull

“You sank my battleship!”

31/03/21 10:31:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

31/03/21 7:14:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

"KAAAAAAAAAAHN!"

31/03/21 0:03:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

31/03/21 0:02:54

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

Under-rage Driver

30/03/21 23:33:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

Don't laugh at me you gave me this frigging hair cut

30/03/21 22:58:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7932Hercules Rockefeller

"You honestly think I wanted my middle name to be Taxi?!"

30/03/21 22:30:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23987Michael Winner

"This summer... Adam Driver IS..."
*cue title*
'Sooty: The Movie'

30/03/21 22:11:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

"You kids will do told as you... Oh shit. You kids bloody well told as you do ... Argh... kids, do as I'm told... Oh bugger..... Graeme, be a love and make me a cup of tea."

30/03/21 21:56:56

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 456Gavin Smithers

You cannot be Sirius.

30/03/21 21:04:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5629Karyn Harrison

"OK Katie, kangaroo's anus. Whenever you're ready."

30/03/21 21:00:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

"I can use my fingers as a remote control for my mouth. Watch. When I move my fingers apart, my mouth opens wi-i-ah-ah."

30/03/21 20:57:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"I put my caption on THREE SECONDS after theirs. They've got FIFTEEN votes and I've got ONE!"

30/03/21 20:53:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

Best things about lockdown, number 1. No family games of Monopoly.

30/03/21 20:52:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

Most people don't know that Sophia Loren had an illegitimate son named Kyle. Kyle Loren.

30/03/21 20:45:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"Travolta, be cool."

30/03/21 20:37:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

"You're Fired!"
"No, You're Fired!"

30/03/21 20:32:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

Dave's favourite hobby is sneaking into strangers' houses, yelling "Smile!", then photographing their reaction.

30/03/21 20:32:17

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

You were going to eat him again wernt you thats the 2nd time I've caught you with the M&Ms

30/03/21 20:26:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

The Wizard of Oz got pissed off when I pulled back the curtain, "All-powerful, ha!" I says. "But I am all-powerful, and I don't need your criticism right now" he says, nearly crying. "Yeah, yeah, quit your whining" I says "you filled my head with hooey and then sent me on a long trek to do your dirty work for you, so I don't know why you're so annoyed". So the Wizard stormed out, slamming the door shut behind him. I shrugged "I don't know, it appears he can dish it out, but he can't take it, these wizards, eh?"

30/03/21 20:25:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

"YOU WANT A BREAST REDUCTION?"

30/03/21 20:13:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

"For the last time, give me back my freaking hat!"

30/03/21 20:07:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

"ET - I've just got my phone bill!"

30/03/21 20:04:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

I see with the front room they've gone with ex-marine blue.

30/03/21 20:02:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

♫ A finger of grudge is just enough ♫

30/03/21 20:02:02

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

How many times have I told you, shut the door properly!!!

30/03/21 20:01:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"Do we pass Tim his specs or just let him carry on arguing with that mirror?"

30/03/21 20:00:49

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

External hard Driver

30/03/21 20:00:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

Early rehearsals of the death scene were a bit... overwrought, in Harrison Ford's view.

30/03/21 20:00:20

 
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