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"OK, eat the red one and see how long that takes to come out."
03/11/23 20:06:58, edited: 04/11/23 18:59:57, suggested edits
"It's not that I'm not enjoying it, but could we go to the swings or something on our second date?"
03/11/23 20:05:39
"Hurry up it's your move."""I can't go."
03/11/23 20:04:21
*DING DONG*"This is a B&Q customer announcement. Could the parents of the two children currently playing in the bathroom showroom department please collect them? Thank you."
03/11/23 20:16:37
Game of Thrones
03/11/23 20:00:48
"Let's make this interesting...loser wipes."
03/11/23 20:43:31
"Stop pushing the stool, John."
03/11/23 20:26:50
"Luxury! We had to play in the septic tank."
03/11/23 20:10:50, edited: 03/11/23 20:17:30
Battleshits.
04/11/23 5:20:27
"Double or squits"
03/11/23 20:10:20
''It must be your go, Sandra. I've just been.''
03/11/23 20:04:40
Playing craps
03/11/23 20:12:01
"Are you taking the piss?"
03/11/23 20:09:19
Piddly winks
03/11/23 20:03:33
"You sunk my battleshit!"
03/11/23 20:02:25
Loodo
03/11/23 20:02:18
Shits and Ladders
03/11/23 20:01:24, edited: 03/11/23 20:18:32