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Tim's gestures have lost some impact since he had his middle finger amputated
11/02/21 20:41:03
"Sorry mate, paper beats rock. Now give us your benefit money."
11/02/21 20:00:37
"The name's Bond. Vaga Bond."
11/02/21 20:05:29
"I promise. Every penny will go to booze."
11/02/21 20:42:10
"Mr. and Mrs. Smith, welcome, shall we go in, I just know you're going to love the high ceilings and period details."
11/02/21 20:26:20
"Some bastard gave me fifty pence covered in superglue."
11/02/21 20:34:06
Never trust a man who gives you a bunch of invisible flowers.
11/02/21 20:09:12
Homeless beggar buys his fifth property.
11/02/21 20:00:52
Punch-drunk
11/02/21 20:16:57
The bitterest hobo.
11/02/21 21:32:39
"Until January, I was the richest fisherman in Cornwall!
11/02/21 21:43:14
He's just been the job centre To see if there was any vagrancies..
11/02/21 20:39:18
"GET A ROOM..."
11/02/21 20:33:44
Homes Under the Hammered
11/02/21 20:30:42
"If you guess what's in my fist you can have it..."
11/02/21 20:00:55
Nuno Espirito Santo walks home from Molineux after the match.
12/02/21 12:07:30
Fidel Castro used to enjoy the factory fortnight in Margate.
11/02/21 22:02:00
" And I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for you pesky kids"
11/02/21 21:08:33
"I don't normally drink fortified wine, but it's forecast heavy windy rain after.As they say..any old port in a storm."
11/02/21 20:42:49
Russell (supermarket own) Brand
11/02/21 20:37:48
Determined to win the anti-social tramp of the year award, Derek made a right fist of it.
11/02/21 20:34:07
I don't want to be rude, but the tramp version of MTV Cribs was shit.
11/02/21 20:31:05
Hugh vaGrant
11/02/21 20:29:19
Army veteran who spent most of his life living in barracks, now lives on the streets can’t figure out why economic migrants think barracks are not up to their standards.
11/02/21 20:23:30
♫ You can stand under my imaginary umbrella ella ella
11/02/21 20:18:45
"Do you have any spare change please?""No way mate. You've got a bunch of fives there"
11/02/21 20:08:19
You see, I can punch my way out of a brown paper bag, not sure about this plastic one.
11/02/21 20:02:01
"Power to the People! Power to the People! Power to the People!...when are you bastards going to switch my leccy back on?"
12/02/21 8:08:00
"It's hard not to judge her."
12/02/21 3:48:45
Bullet Baxter really has let himself go
11/02/21 23:13:39
" Yes, Boohoo has just bought me out"
11/02/21 23:10:08
Yes Derek, we're all missing a good fistival.
11/02/21 22:01:16
"Celebrating mate! I finally got a good offer for the shop"
11/02/21 21:57:44
Apparently he took the wife out last night. One punch.
11/02/21 21:44:25
"Change sir?"..."No thanks: I GOT money..."
11/02/21 21:26:15
Finally, the man who puts all those circus posters on redundant shop premises has been found
11/02/21 21:10:15
This is Kid Rowe, not related to that smelly guy who's Kid Mark.
11/02/21 20:47:08
"Excuse me, can you direct me to the employment office?"
11/02/21 20:37:54
I won this fella in a Christmas raffle. I think I got a bum deal.
11/02/21 20:37:14
More reasons to not shop at Morrisons
11/02/21 20:34:52
Bob shows his fighting spirit outside the British Legion.
As seen in Homes Under The Hammered.
11/02/21 20:30:21
A month ago Jack sold his house to us for 5 magic beans and has come round every day to complain about it. I have called the police and told them he has bean stalking us
11/02/21 20:30:04
Down on his luck and Greek gods not in fashion, Poseidon tried his luck begging (minus his trident)
11/02/21 20:22:46
Andy Fordham steps up to the oche to relive his World Darts win.
11/02/21 20:22:36
''My dog died yesterday. Now I haven't got a cur in the world.''
11/02/21 20:18:51
Dave's been in a fighting mood ever since a young couple pinched his bedroom and ensuite.
11/02/21 20:14:27
He smells of Tramp and nobody loves him.
11/02/21 20:14:24
"If you don't put that camera away ..."
11/02/21 20:11:07
"Why did that tramp just punch the air?""Because the heir is selling and that's his door space."
11/02/21 20:08:13
For sale one careful owner
11/02/21 20:01:47
"The Frenchman is arrived all smelly.""Don't you mean 'has' arrived all smelly?""Nope. 'Arriver' is a Mr Vans Tramped verb."
11/02/21 20:00:20
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