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Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Tim's gestures have lost some impact since he had his middle finger amputated

11/02/21 20:41:03

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I wouldn't recommend it, that's how he lost it in the first place. Superglue's no joke, especially with a serial supergluer on the loose.  --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

"Sorry mate, paper beats rock. Now give us your benefit money."

11/02/21 20:00:37

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Who was in The Rock, but that's a different story.  --Glyn Evans
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

"The name's Bond. Vaga Bond."

11/02/21 20:05:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3257Scrijjy Doo

"I promise. Every penny will go to booze."

11/02/21 20:42:10

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Judging from a previous picture every booze will go to Penny. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 7651James Lennox

"Mr. and Mrs. Smith, welcome, shall we go in, I just know you're going to love the high ceilings and period details."

11/02/21 20:26:20

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Enjoyed this caption. :) --Al Overy
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

"Some bastard gave me fifty pence covered in superglue."

11/02/21 20:34:06

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Fun fact: Fifty Pence is the member of U.S. Vice President Mike Pence's family that no one talks about. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

Never trust a man who gives you a bunch of invisible flowers.

11/02/21 20:09:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

Homeless beggar buys his fifth property.

11/02/21 20:00:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33441Tony Edwards

Punch-drunk

11/02/21 20:16:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

The bitterest hobo.

11/02/21 21:32:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

"Until January, I was the richest fisherman in Cornwall!

11/02/21 21:43:14

 
stone face Vote score: 8767stone face

He's just been the job centre
To see if there was any vagrancies..

11/02/21 20:39:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10865The Wolf

"GET A ROOM..."

11/02/21 20:33:44

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"Get a homb!" might have worked too ... or maybe not. --James Lennox
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33441Tony Edwards

Homes Under the Hammered

11/02/21 20:30:42

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

"If you guess what's in my fist you can have it..."

11/02/21 20:00:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

Nuno Espirito Santo walks home from Molineux after the match.

12/02/21 12:07:30

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 431Gavin Smithers

Fidel Castro used to enjoy the factory fortnight in Margate.

11/02/21 22:02:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

" And I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for you pesky kids"

11/02/21 21:08:33

 
stone face Vote score: 8767stone face

"I don't normally drink fortified wine, but it's forecast heavy windy rain after.
As they say..any old port in a storm."

11/02/21 20:42:49

 
Joe Vote score: 1655Joe

Russell (supermarket own) Brand

11/02/21 20:37:48

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Known locally as Raga-Nothin --Mauris Iocus
stone face Vote score: 8767stone face

Determined to win the anti-social tramp of the year award, Derek made a right fist of it.

11/02/21 20:34:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10865The Wolf

I don't want to be rude, but the tramp version of MTV Cribs was shit.

11/02/21 20:31:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

Hugh vaGrant

11/02/21 20:29:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

Army veteran who spent most of his life living in barracks, now lives on the streets can’t figure out why economic migrants think barracks are not up to their standards.

11/02/21 20:23:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5447Karyn Harrison

♫ You can stand under my imaginary umbrella ella ella

11/02/21 20:18:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10865The Wolf

"Do you have any spare change please?"

"No way mate. You've got a bunch of fives there"

11/02/21 20:08:19

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5315Chris Halliwell

You see, I can punch my way out of a brown paper bag, not sure about this plastic one.

11/02/21 20:02:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

"Power to the People! Power to the People! Power to the People!...when are you bastards going to switch my leccy back on?"

12/02/21 8:08:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

"It's hard not to judge her."

12/02/21 3:48:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

Bullet Baxter really has let himself go

11/02/21 23:13:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

" Yes, Boohoo has just bought me out"

11/02/21 23:10:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10317Chris Keegan

Yes Derek, we're all missing a good fistival.

11/02/21 22:01:16

 
tam betts tam betts

"Celebrating mate! I finally got a good offer for the shop"

11/02/21 21:57:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10317Chris Keegan

Apparently he took the wife out last night. One punch.

11/02/21 21:44:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

"Change sir?"...

"No thanks: I GOT money..."

11/02/21 21:26:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

Finally, the man who puts all those circus posters on redundant shop premises has been found

11/02/21 21:10:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

This is Kid Rowe, not related to that smelly guy who's Kid Mark.

11/02/21 20:47:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3257Scrijjy Doo

"Excuse me, can you direct me to the employment office?"

11/02/21 20:37:54

 
stone face Vote score: 8767stone face

I won this fella in a Christmas raffle. I think I got a bum deal.

11/02/21 20:37:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

More reasons to not shop at Morrisons

11/02/21 20:34:52

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

Bob shows his fighting spirit outside the British Legion.

11/02/21 20:34:06

 
stone face Vote score: 8767stone face

As seen in Homes Under The Hammered.

11/02/21 20:30:21

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

A month ago Jack sold his house to us for 5 magic beans and has come round every day to complain about it. I have called the police and told them he has bean stalking us

11/02/21 20:30:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

Down on his luck and Greek gods not in fashion, Poseidon tried his luck begging (minus his trident)

11/02/21 20:22:46

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Andy Fordham steps up to the oche to relive his World Darts win.

11/02/21 20:22:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''My dog died yesterday. Now I haven't got a cur in the world.''

11/02/21 20:18:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7651James Lennox

Dave's been in a fighting mood ever since a young couple pinched his bedroom and ensuite.

11/02/21 20:14:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5447Karyn Harrison

He smells of Tramp and nobody loves him.

11/02/21 20:14:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5447Karyn Harrison

"If you don't put that camera away ..."

11/02/21 20:11:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"Why did that tramp just punch the air?"
"Because the heir is selling and that's his door space."

11/02/21 20:08:13

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 999alexandra ball

For sale one careful owner

11/02/21 20:01:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

"The Frenchman is arrived all smelly."

"Don't you mean 'has' arrived all smelly?"

"Nope. 'Arriver' is a Mr Vans Tramped verb."

11/02/21 20:00:20

 
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