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"Play louder I can still hear them trying to make another baby."
16/01/22 20:28:59
Jimmy finds a bit of Shostakovich helps make the pain of 100 sit-ups a little easier to bear.
17/01/22 1:19:48
The devil went down to Gloucester.
16/01/22 20:05:38
16/01/22 20:00:42
A-major Nuisance
17/01/22 1:49:28
“Honey, there’s something wrong with that Violin I bought Susan on Friday, she’s been practising all weekend and she still can’t play it.”
16/01/22 20:08:15
“Can you play solo? How about so low I can’t hear you?”
17/01/22 0:39:21
“Winding up your brother, Grade 5.”
16/01/22 20:22:17
"You promised me after Uncle Barry left I wouldn't have to put up with any more fiddling."
16/01/22 20:14:21
''When they said I could have a bike for my birthday I should have known there would be strings attached.''
16/01/22 20:18:13
Fiddling Rivalry
16/01/22 20:14:35
"Come on Johnny, let's get to the doctors and get that boil lanced.""Suzie, stop teasing your brother. He feels bad enough without you playing funeral songs."
16/01/22 20:04:10
The Upsilon Covid variant of 2023 was the easiest to diagnose so far.
16/01/22 20:03:08
"Listen, I'm fed up of your 'I fell over at nursery' and 'the school bully stole my lunch money', son, so every time you start another sob story, your sister's gonna get the violin out, OK?"
16/01/22 20:00:51
“What did you expect scraping horse hair across cat gut to sound like?”
16/01/22 20:00:15
"I know WE don't like the noise but it's the only thing that gets your pet sea slug to sleep!"
16/01/22 20:00:13
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