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"For the last time Nan thats the electric bread knife."
20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52
"God, Muriel, you could at least brush away the cake crumbs."
20/02/23 20:05:26
All in all it's just another brick you can call
20/02/23 20:05:23
"IBM? Sounds like a terrible investment."
20/02/23 20:07:01, edited: 20/02/23 20:22:08
"Of course it's an emergency - I've spilled my Rice Krispies all down my front"
20/02/23 21:02:51
"What...you mean in the future I'll be an average weight?!"
20/02/23 20:27:03
The NHS up their game with immediate results for anal tests.
20/02/23 21:11:56, edited: 20/02/23 22:48:30
''It's wonderful being able to talk on the phone and see each other at the same time.''''Yes, nan. I'm so glad I came to live with you.''
20/02/23 20:44:59, edited: 20/02/23 20:55:14
It was a successful transition. Deep down, Peter Kay had always identified as a middle-aged secretary from 1982 named Pam.
20/02/23 20:22:12
Ooh, a Nigerian prince with £1.50 tied up in some assets, you say?
20/02/23 21:15:03
'..then I'm going to run my tongue gently up your inner thigh until I reach your balls, then, moving slowly up your shaf- MOM GET OFF THE LINE I'M WORKING!'
20/02/23 20:37:22
Dom Joly is looking much happier after the trans surgery.
20/02/23 20:31:57, edited: 20/02/23 20:35:16
"Hang on Gran, you need to use the other hearing aid as well."
20/02/23 20:30:40, edited: 21/02/23 5:49:32
Call of Judy
20/02/23 20:07:18
The cordless electric 'Give Me A Jawline' face grater never really took off.
20/02/23 20:04:10
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