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Dave found transitioning to a woman hard work and was particularly surprised how heavy the breast implants were.
15/09/23 7:11:11
Ironically, it was this exact pose that had resulted in her becoming a mummy in the first place.
15/09/23 7:09:39
''You look exhausted, darling. Let me help you feed the cat.''
15/09/23 7:30:09, edited: 15/09/23 7:57:36
...and then Daddy came home and ate his dinner, pinched Mummy's bum and said 'still got it babe', then apologised and made her a cup of tea, and then read us a story for 5 minutes. I don't know how Daddy does it. We sure do miss him during the day. Our hero.
15/09/23 7:42:39
I wish someone had told me they were going to draw me when I was this tired. Then I would have shaved my ankles
15/09/23 10:21:39
From one of the biggest names in literature.
15/09/23 12:31:22
First book ever written by a wifi password.
15/09/23 7:45:23
Funny thing is, after eating everything in sight, then wrapping herself up in a blanket and not moving for 2 weeks, mummy turned into a slug.
15/09/23 7:07:32, edited: 15/09/23 7:14:07
Don’t make a drama out of a chrysalis…
15/09/23 7:01:43
''That caption site just wears her out.''
15/09/23 8:06:04
''Three riders are approaching: two white men and one Indian.''
15/09/23 7:21:20
''I'm a little behind today.''
15/09/23 7:13:38
The publishers would like to apologise for the printing error on the front cover. The title should read: THE VERY TIRED MUMMY F-CKING.
15/09/23 7:02:42, edited: 15/09/23 7:08:04
Initially I thought this book was tawdry and lacked class, but then I noticed the author gave it that bit of Polish it needed
15/09/23 9:11:10
"I am sorry to have to tell you that you have failed your mummy exams and I have to give you an F*."
15/09/23 8:42:39
"To help with the cost of living while the kids are at school I have become a prostitute. Today I made £45.25.""Who paid the 25p?""They all did."
15/09/23 7:16:56
Carling don't name yoga poses, but if they did they would probably be the best f*cking yoga names in the world
15/09/23 7:11:10
"Blimey, that was a tough cycle from work. Now where to park me bike?... Oh, thanks love"
15/09/23 7:07:41
How can it be tired? It's been laying down in a tomb for years.
15/09/23 7:04:43
Chapter 1: Dad comes home from the office."Ooooh. I'm a bit tired from work, love, but go on then..."
15/09/23 7:01:07
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