clever

"So what's the situation with the kid stuck in the vending machine?"
"No change."

11/09/21 8:31:13

''How many times do I have to tell you? Leave the drinks and take the cash.''

OnAdventureWithDadInLiverpoolCityCentre

11/09/21 8:02:02

"Damnit, I paid 50p for that Romanian orphan..."

11/09/21 8:13:20

"Stop messing about and just hurry up and drink one."

11/09/21 8:47:39

"The vending machine can't be fixed until tomorrow? Ok, I'll come back then."

11/09/21 8:21:21

That's so Out of Order

11/09/21 11:16:35

♪ How much is that sproggy in the window? ♪

11/09/21 8:39:34

"That's it, just move your foot to the right a bit and you've got it."

11/09/21 8:19:53

In the early days some vending machines were not fully automated.

11/09/21 8:14:07

"It was this or recreate a Nirvana album cover."

11/09/21 18:44:33

"I don't no what to do. Is it B9 or B10 that'll hit her in the head?"

11/09/21 11:20:37

I think it's time we dispense with the jokes.

11/09/21 8:00:12

If you put another coin in your technically buying a child.

12/09/21 3:41:43

"I wish I could help you son, but I'm nearly out of cash and I wanted a Coke."

11/09/21 9:47:41

He has been accused of being a bad Father. His case is vending investigation.

11/09/21 8:38:20

"Can't believe this damn thing ate my Bill."

11/09/21 8:06:33