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Dragons Den: "Before you start I just want you to know I'm out."

07/09/11 20:47:08

lol

Kevin always got lost halfway through the Macarena.

13/06/17 18:13:00

Height restrictions introduced at Ayers Rock.

02/03/13 20:19:43

lol

The Tooth Fairy's Instagram account is really creepy!

15/05/18 20:57:25

clever

Statutory rape.

15/05/18 12:09:35

Backpacking around Turkey.

20/05/18 21:11:10

Miss Ukrain 1986

28/08/08 15:47:59

Um Shirley - where did you get the mushrooms for that carbonara?

18/07/08 13:47:20

With high tide 4 hours away this was shaping up to be Garry's worst suicide attempt ever.

03/10/11 21:40:14

The "Concrete Rapid" claims another victim in the most insane extreme sport ever invented - "no water rafting".

16/07/08 11:22:37

"Would you like to see the back?" The hairdresser asked sheepishly.

14/06/17 21:10:02

Dave suddenly realized that he seriously needed to take a break from Pokemon Go.

16/05/18 15:06:04

Sheryl was being mercilessly pursued by a shadow... a 5 o'clock shadow.

09/06/17 9:43:10

After getting booted out of the garden of Eden Eve embarks on the worlds first celebrity drug fueled bender.

19/07/14 16:13:20

"Have I got food on my face?"

03/05/19 21:01:50

Ted the python's mother was shocked to discover he was secretly a cross-dresser.

24/05/18 21:05:23

"What the hell are you doing? I said there's a mouse act casual."

21/05/18 14:36:40

Not as difficult to use as the stirrups on the sanitary toilet seat.

15/06/17 19:34:09

Here's a little song I wrote called "The faster my puppet dances the more my nuts hurt."

19/07/14 16:27:09

Yeah I've killed a few people, but when someone tries to castle out of check they get what they deserve ya know?

01/03/14 20:56:35

Get a cave!

27/09/08 15:01:35

Don't drop me, don't drop me, don't drop me.....

10/08/08 15:14:54

Break time in the toy factory

24/07/08 14:24:40

Just washed down a packet of mentos with 2 liters of diet coke

19/07/08 13:19:40

Buster and Molly were best friends in no time due to their common interests of eating, sleeping, pooing, salivating and taste testing things they find on the ground.

17/07/08 12:04:35

Frank knew fashioning a hat out of field mice would come back to haunt him

13/07/08 17:59:08

Sheryl's online dating profile picture was a little too honest.

19/09/13 16:48:39

After 4hrs hitch hiking with no ride it was time for Garry to pull out the big guns.

26/03/13 21:19:39

Tim was not taking the divorce well.

11/10/11 8:20:40

It was a particularly scary episode of In The Night Garden.

06/10/11 21:39:10

"Be on you toes Carol - hoodies with cigaretts at 12 o'clock".

07/09/11 21:30:02

Rachel the psychic mechanic gets the MOT Test underway.

07/09/11 21:21:13

American Starbucks stores trial controversial new coffee flavour.

26/02/10 20:44:21

I knew I shouldn't have bought an investment property in Iraq.

08/10/08 0:26:03

That's the last haircut you're giving me you son-of-a-bitch!

21/08/08 12:53:19

Larry it wasn't funny at Nan's funeral and its not funny now.

11/08/08 14:07:15

The half brother Willy Wonka doesn't talk about.

29/07/08 12:22:31

You fed it after midnight didn't you?

20/07/08 5:26:21

Passengers in the new Super Deluxe first class cabin on Airbus flight 189 hit turbulence

19/07/08 4:09:31

Next time we decide to start a bug collection I'm gonna get a jar

09/07/08 14:59:58

Hit and run on Sesame Street.

21/05/21 22:14:14

Anti-theft toilet paper not selling as well.

12/03/24 16:51:22

'Andre the Giant' my arse.

02/03/24 15:52:10, edited: 02/03/24 15:52:48

A young Jackie Chan smugly wins another game of 'The Floor Is Lava'.

02/03/24 16:20:35

In the 1920's women were actively discouraged from floating in public.

24/02/24 22:33:17