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Susie Sheppard Vote score: 278Susie Sheppard

Dragons Den: "Before you start I just want you to know I'm out."

07/09/11 19:47:08

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Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe Vote score: 2362Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

Internet Explorer version 1

07/09/11 10:06:53

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Shandonbelle Vote score: 2734Shandonbelle

Wheel Armstrong

07/09/11 10:01:08

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Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 516Coz Mackenzie

Ann Widdecombe's chastity belt was proving tough to beat.

07/09/11 13:41:13

 
Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

This can of coke better be cold.

07/09/11 11:48:57

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2095Guido van der Velden

Chris adding some embedded marketing on Caption.me

07/09/11 10:52:58

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Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Thieves have cracked the combination of the world's largest safe. Police believe it was an inside job.

08/09/11 7:29:20

 
Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

Russian ATM.

07/09/11 10:17:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

'...and sadly, that was the last ever episode of 'Mr Bean'.'

07/09/11 10:09:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30604Tony Edwards

Ar'm a celebrity...get me outta here

14/09/11 10:14:00

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Mike Bradford Vote score: 391Mike Bradford

The Doberman watched...and waited.

07/09/11 21:55:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

"...and that's why I'll never eat sausages again."

07/09/11 10:16:08

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

‘Thing’ is sent by the Addams Family to work on a U-boat.

07/09/11 10:04:00

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Houston, we have a problem

07/09/11 22:04:24

 
Steve  Fosbraey Vote score: 1682Steve Fosbraey

Have you had an accident at work?
Have you slipped, tripped or fallen?
Caught you arm in machinary?

Then you are a clumsy twat.

07/09/11 18:10:04

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

"You can shout 'say what you see' until you’re blue in the face Roy, I’m never going to get the catchphrase."

07/09/11 14:25:03

 
Julie Howes Vote score: 124Julie Howes

When it came to maintenance he was always their right hand man.

07/09/11 12:46:09

 
Anna Vote score: 530Anna

Sadly Tony had a turn for the worst.

07/09/11 10:37:03

 
Anna Vote score: 530Anna

Wheel of misfortune.

07/09/11 10:27:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

Most people are surprised to find out how an Etch-a-Sketch really works.

07/09/11 10:21:36

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Jen  Mcnaughton Vote score: 171Jen Mcnaughton

The right to bare arms

07/09/11 10:17:32

 
Grant Amey Vote score: 433Grant Amey

He'd give his right arm for a four wheel drive

07/09/11 10:11:58

 
Chris Cleave Vote score: 12Chris Cleave

Elbow room

08/09/11 7:52:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21280Ian Skelding

Ummm, this is getting a bit full. I think I need another container, thought Fred West.

08/09/11 7:11:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30604Tony Edwards

Wheely Handy Machine

07/09/11 23:53:15

 
Mike Bradford Vote score: 391Mike Bradford

Terry attempts to break into a hole in the wall.

07/09/11 21:53:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19875John Glover

Cool hand Luke.

07/09/11 19:14:32

 
Grover D. Bluebottle IV Vote score: 90Grover D. Bluebottle IV


Oh, very funny! I only asked the locksmith to make my front door a bit more secure..

07/09/11 15:47:57

 
Tad T Vote score: 344Tad T

Apprentice fitter learns why the final panel is always welded on from the outside.

07/09/11 15:34:31

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

Coalition defend their ‘fitness for work’ test.

07/09/11 13:59:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19875John Glover

If its not screwed down, there's always someone who will try to steal it.

07/09/11 13:29:08

 
Grant Amey Vote score: 433Grant Amey

Shortlisted for the 2011 Turner Prize

07/09/11 12:53:45

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Gynecologist Boot Camp

07/09/11 11:26:18

 
Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

Back to the drawing board at the Irish submarine design collage.

07/09/11 10:25:03

 
Luc Lambert Vote score: 192Luc Lambert

Wheeling Wall

07/09/11 10:21:26

 
Bindy Vote score: 298Bindy

Crystal Maze contestant sues after 10-year Industrial Zone lock-in.

07/09/11 10:15:07

 
Anna Vote score: 530Anna

Jane suffers from Turners Syndrome.

07/09/11 10:13:58

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Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

control arm

07/09/11 10:04:58

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Craig Eddie Vote score: 1167Craig Eddie

Arm Pits

07/09/11 10:04:35

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Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

Safe cracking was hard work back in the day.

07/09/11 10:02:13

 
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