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Bipolaroid disorder
12/03/13 20:42:34
"Where are we going Helga?'"The Fuhrer said we are going to meet the Youth in Asia" "Oh that will be nice"
12/03/13 12:16:55
Yes I got them on line from Amazon.
11/03/13 20:12:29
A Blog Cabin.
07/03/13 12:33:10
"No, i don't want my fucking windscreen washed!"
06/03/13 20:05:02
🎵 Dave and Eddie standing by a tree ...P.I.S.S.I.N.G. 🎵
28/02/13 20:01:13
May cause Analphylactic Shock.
27/02/13 8:02:17
Since the costume was stolen their New Year Dragon Dance was far less effective
24/02/13 12:39:49
If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets.
20/02/13 12:00:46
Mary Queen of Shots
15/02/13 8:54:05
Ring of Fire
12/02/13 20:04:07
♬ I'm a fire farter, A twisted fire farter. ♬
12/02/13 20:00:57
Nuns on the Rum.
12/02/13 12:08:49
It was neck and neck in the giant slalom.
11/02/13 20:14:58
Pope Benedict announces his resignation in an unusual manner.
11/02/13 13:37:03
Tesco are struggling to explain traces of Maple Syrup found in their Value Burgers.
07/02/13 20:01:22
One man and his bog.
05/02/13 12:26:01
"Quick Maureen this looks like a good deal, nip home and get our other kids".
31/01/13 8:10:53
Mirror - Bat Signal - Manoeuvre.
26/01/13 17:25:30
"Honey, don't try fixing it yourself, we'll get a plumber in."
25/01/13 12:06:39
"Emu, I just want you to move the aeriel a bit to the left then we can go back inside and watch the Man United game. Don't wrinkle your beak like that at me."
22/01/13 20:29:41
They both refused to be suede
18/01/13 8:12:48
Like most girls, Sarah loved to open up a magazine.
16/01/13 12:03:20
A Boatanic Garden.
12/01/13 9:39:16
Tonight, Eric is going out with his blind date, and to be fair, it's a bloody good job she is.
10/01/13 12:19:47
08/01/13 17:01:24
I do watch the soaps
08/01/13 8:08:06
Forest Hump
07/01/13 9:05:44
Last of the Summer Wine does Cool Runnings.
04/01/13 8:53:49
Sunni Delight.
03/01/13 12:13:54
Know your customer. Lesson 54:How to say hi to the Masaai.
03/01/13 11:02:07
Mind the Jap
01/01/13 12:16:16
"Jeffery, please, for the love of God, free my nipple from this horrid contraption."
27/12/12 20:00:09
Louise & Dave had such an amicable divorce that he let her keep all the appliances
27/12/12 12:16:32
Towed in the hole.
22/12/12 12:07:07
Licensed to trill.
19/12/12 12:38:42
"Yes Officer she was cycling along then the silly cow tried to jump the lights. "
17/12/12 20:00:17
It's what Charlie Brown would have wanted.
11/12/12 12:01:23
Ruth was Deflated after being Dumped by her Boyfriend.
08/12/12 8:02:09
Buttanical Gardens.
03/12/12 11:10:34
Tom Baker.
30/11/12 20:04:33
After hearing the screams, like the rest of them, Len looked through the fence only to see an attractive young couple, oblivious to the world, heavily engaged in sex. Not one to waste a business opportunity, Len picked everyones pockets and casually ambled away.
26/11/12 20:55:40
Costa Del Skol
25/11/12 10:22:48
"Felix you forgot your lunchbox!"
24/11/12 20:03:20
"We should've got him a Toy Yoda instead."
23/11/12 20:20:16
♫ Grease is the Nerd. ♫
23/11/12 8:00:37
Miss Scarlet, in the kitchen, with the frying pan.
20/11/12 8:22:44
"To boldly go where snowman has gone before."
17/11/12 20:04:40
Voted Witch Magazine's best value vegetable stall
15/11/12 12:01:00
On a Killing Brie
12/11/12 8:34:37
Superman badly misjudged his landing.
11/11/12 8:53:58
Red tights district
11/11/12 8:38:14
The boiler needs a service
05/11/12 9:07:38
Sister hacked
04/11/12 20:21:14
Mecca online Bingo was proving popular
04/11/12 20:07:15
Money for old pope.
04/11/12 12:00:15
"Somebody has piked my drink."
03/11/12 8:00:34
If you look closely at this sculpture you can tell it's a forgery.
02/11/12 12:22:57
Inlaws and Outlaws.
02/11/12 8:42:52
As she held Mike's lips tight against hers, Mike drowned.
01/11/12 9:17:26
Unfortunately, many of the staff were found to be working under Durex.
31/10/12 12:10:02
Herr Flickr
31/10/12 8:00:31
Dye Hard.
27/10/12 19:11:01
Driving Miss Dozy.
27/10/12 11:11:06
Toyture Chamber.
26/10/12 7:00:23
Lack Daniels.
25/10/12 11:05:26
A Beach tree.
24/10/12 19:00:11
Muriel
24/10/12 11:20:36
Vampires welcome...enjoy a pint while you watch our plasma TV
19/10/12 7:03:06
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
18/10/12 19:00:08
"I'm coming in a Jiffy!..."
17/10/12 20:06:05
Pay As You Go.
14/10/12 19:28:35
"Here's some of the money I owe you....the rest is in lieu."
14/10/12 19:06:38
"Ahmed, when I said 'are you coming out?' I meant for a drink!"
03/10/12 20:30:13
"Is that the couple from our hotel who kept us awake all night with their bonking in the room over ours?"Yea ... You'ld think they would be a bit old for that now".
03/10/12 11:15:04
People keep pinching the goods
24/09/12 11:37:47
She's lucky it wasn't a Shihtzu
24/09/12 7:29:07
Waiter I think this milk has gone sower.
23/09/12 11:52:20
Dan was desperately trying to move the elephant off his toe.
20/09/12 19:03:39
"I think my luck has changed on the man front, Maureen. Although you know what they say, one swallow doesn't make a summer."
20/09/12 12:31:17
Steptoe and Sony.
17/09/12 12:32:18
"Say Wheeze."
15/09/12 19:07:35
Café au lay.
15/09/12 7:06:55
Pete & Dave were perfectly cut out for this job.
10/09/12 7:15:44
"Which clown gave him that hair transplant?"
08/09/12 19:20:18
Tackystani
08/09/12 9:58:17
Woody found it difficult to cope after the Toy Story series ended.
06/09/12 11:42:29
Footlights
02/09/12 11:03:07
W.C. Fields.
02/09/12 7:02:41
Police have reclined to comment.
01/09/12 19:25:59
Disguise the limit.
01/09/12 11:10:29
"Run for your lives- it's Gary Glitter!"
30/08/12 19:00:16
Okay smartass, now make them drink!
28/08/12 11:01:01
Please remain seated through out the entire performance
26/08/12 19:06:43
No squatters!
26/08/12 19:01:11
Your swimming pool filter is clear now, Mr Barrymore.
21/08/12 19:01:06
Beware Of The Speed Camera.
20/08/12 19:11:24
"This is a staff announcement. Please don't forget to collect your man from the husband storage area before you leave."
19/08/12 19:00:47
Dobbinatrix.
18/08/12 8:24:02
In my defence all I said was "Full head of hair, my own teeth and slightly cuddly" Let's be honest, your profile pic ain't that recent either.
16/08/12 20:39:41
