Bipolaroid disorder

12/03/13 20:42:34

Room with a Brew.

01/08/16 20:10:13

Doggy Style

02/08/16 13:19:22

I'll have 20 Afghan, a Boxer matches, a Jack Spaniels and a car chaser (Hic), and my you're a a pretty wee Lassie (Hic).....

19/05/16 19:15:35

He'd had a chance to win Bake Off before he bottled it.

29/03/16 21:33:59

I could murder a Chinese.

21/03/16 21:32:24

lol

Hi hoe, hi hoe, it's off to work you go.

05/08/16 21:51:24

How to get water off a ducks back.

04/05/16 21:20:33

Wicky Races

01/04/16 12:36:45

Journalists discover Guantanamo waterboarding facility wasn't so bad after all.

30/03/16 8:38:20

Scat

03/08/16 20:47:25

Puss in Boobs

03/05/16 7:54:10

Caught weaving in traffic.

01/04/16 12:44:15

Wine, women and thong.

10/03/13 20:58:56

Here's Johnny!

13/03/13 13:58:50

Yes they come in all cisors.

11/03/13 21:06:07

The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth, so help me Cod.

09/03/13 23:57:06

Flossed at sea

09/03/13 22:11:32

Come Die With Me

27/02/13 21:57:45

As the motorcade leaves the White House, Obama wonders whether he should have cut the FBI's budget.

17/02/13 17:47:37

Last of the gas masks now, only 20 quid. Can't say better than that.

05/08/16 21:57:34

At the Masterchef heats, Derek's crispy duck starter wasn't going down too well.

20/07/16 10:51:14

Donald Trumps election poster.

20/05/16 7:24:28

One man and his dog went to mow a meadow.

02/05/16 17:19:34

Winners of America's got Talent

30/04/16 21:17:43

Shop of Little Horrors

28/04/16 15:55:59

Jock tries to extract his bagpipes from where the Sun don't shine.

02/04/16 15:05:59

Santa tries out his new Tom Tom

31/03/16 19:18:15

Is this from Celebrity Big Brother or Through the Keyhole? Never mind , they're both s**t.

30/03/16 20:21:18

The Ghost of Christmas Pastry.

30/03/16 11:11:46

Air BnB scam

28/03/16 21:06:08

If this green bottle should accidentally fall, I'm going home sober.

22/03/16 20:17:34

Still drowsy , Fido tries to recall what just happened at the vet's.

20/03/16 22:34:53

Eureka !

20/07/16 20:11:08

Barcode Scanner Tester

12/05/16 7:38:00

Counter argument.

11/05/16 6:49:33

Top Cat

03/05/16 7:50:12

The mind games begin in the Nou Camp away dressing room.

28/04/16 15:46:23

Extra security layer installed at the Taxidermy Institute.

03/04/16 20:08:03

Wanksy

01/04/16 19:19:47

..and the sponge crawled out exhausted, but with a smile on his face.

31/03/16 12:12:52

School drop.

31/03/16 7:03:49

President Trump addresses the United Nations

30/03/16 11:39:08

Nine canes in canine's canines.

28/03/16 21:45:37

Mick Jackson doing the moon walk.

27/03/13 21:59:50

Unusual sighting of rings around Uranus

27/03/13 21:38:28

After hearing his job for LIFE was cancelled.....

12/03/13 22:46:24

Dominnows pizza

24/02/13 20:57:29

Well balanced composition there. Two smiley faces and two dogs in a manger.

06/08/16 8:21:10

gRayBan

05/08/16 22:08:02

Take us to your leader.

04/08/16 23:00:17

Enough of the mid-life crisis, we want our strings back.

04/08/16 22:58:27

Gentlemen prefer Blondes

04/08/16 13:18:01

One Foot in the Grave

03/08/16 17:23:13

Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well. The sole of the party, a foot taller than me and always smelled of feet for some reason.

03/08/16 15:53:12

The only person known to have read the instruction manual.

26/07/16 21:39:08

It's the electricity bill sir. What should I do with it? - Use it to start a fire Jeeves. The insurance should cover it !

26/07/16 21:12:38

The vultures begin to circle.....

26/07/16 16:19:06

Russian rower appeals his Olympics ban.

26/07/16 16:11:39

What kind of cheese sandwich was that.

23/07/16 19:46:24

Oh I thought we were going to look at some carrots.

23/07/16 18:10:45

No no Mr Fawlty.... uno dos tres.

20/07/16 20:22:06

Where are they Now - No 7 - Eric Cantona

23/05/16 19:07:48

Mindless shopping.

20/05/16 7:46:58

Splattered over a highway in Kabul.

20/05/16 7:20:33

Ars Gratia Artis

12/05/16 7:33:26

Virgin Airlines wish to advise our passenger to tighten her chastity belt before take off.

08/05/16 9:56:16

Peter Crouch gate crashes the Euros Brexit party.

07/05/16 12:47:48

How much is that Dogging in the Window?

04/05/16 13:06:49

After complimenting her pussy Mrs Slocombe offered him a leg up.

03/05/16 12:39:12

Fast and Furryous Tree

02/05/16 17:31:02

Clint,Beast,Wood

23/04/16 21:41:18

Two lips from Amsterdam

19/04/16 8:27:38

Harry Carry

01/04/16 11:49:50

Bubbles in the bath.

29/03/16 8:21:57

North and South Korea are poles apart.

22/03/16 9:17:53

"Room on top now, room on top."

21/03/16 11:36:59

Its a dog's life.

20/03/16 22:17:40

Martini with a Twist

26/03/14 21:06:06

Locked knees mon stares.

27/03/13 21:54:08

Going to have a hissy pith.

27/03/13 14:26:38

Man shot out of a Canon

12/03/13 20:39:06

The Age of Innocence.

10/03/13 21:51:44

Oh!Cuisine

04/03/13 21:48:39

Busted by THE POLIS

04/03/13 21:46:46

Well I asked the barber for a short back and sides....do you think he overdid it?

17/02/13 0:18:47

Trump finds way to let Mexico keep in touch - and build his wall for him.

06/08/16 16:46:57

When all the phones were gone, it became a phoneless shelter.

06/08/16 13:58:58

DeadAid

05/08/16 10:32:08

Bono still has some groupies.

04/08/16 19:18:17

He knew the danger but he had nowhere to hide ...there it was again in the distance .. "FECK, ARSE, GIRLS.....

04/08/16 13:36:36

Ironically, how not to get pussy.

03/08/16 20:45:22

Eye of the Tiger

03/08/16 20:43:33

Waste lion

03/08/16 20:39:43

Duck Soup

03/08/16 16:58:47

Nike to see you, to see you Nike.

03/08/16 16:25:14

In Rio there's a frantic search for a box of matches.

26/07/16 22:00:08

Slumdog Millionaire

26/07/16 21:52:36

People in glasshouses....

23/07/16 19:50:07

Aegis of Rocks

23/07/16 19:43:50

How did they get there you ask. It's sedimentary my dear Watson.

23/07/16 19:30:00

Oh they're not for me. Her indoors uses them to ice her cream pies .

23/07/16 18:51:26

It says here that if you get a black screen when using the periscope feature try taking your sunglasses off.

23/07/16 18:45:20

Just keep LLam and Carry On.

21/07/16 20:01:23

Tag Rug B...

22/05/16 21:36:16

Ars for Arts sake.

22/05/16 20:45:09

Take us to your Leader

20/05/16 21:33:26

Contemporary headstone illustrates how Dan and Ger met their demise.

20/05/16 20:55:10

No the St Bernard is off tonight.

19/05/16 20:00:12

Alcoholics try to disguise how much they use it as a crutch.

19/05/16 19:46:36

Brigitte Bardog

19/05/16 19:21:41

Is this the caesarian section?

12/05/16 15:18:48

Coney Highland

08/05/16 9:50:49

Bollards, who put that pole there.

08/05/16 9:47:15

Bootilicious

06/05/16 18:15:40

Damn -forgot the color catcher.

05/05/16 21:39:45

Prawn channel addict.

05/05/16 21:24:06

Hang on, I don't believe we can make a U- turn here.

05/05/16 12:36:31

Leika discovers a hole in the frozebone layer.

05/05/16 9:39:57

Knuckle Down

04/05/16 21:15:24

No need to go beyond second base then.

03/05/16 7:53:36

With bells on her ears and rings on her nose she will find pussy wherever she goes.

03/05/16 7:52:22

Where Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep.

03/05/16 7:02:13

Spider with Chronic Ills.

02/05/16 17:47:50

Pedaltree Chum

02/05/16 17:06:39

Park and Ride

30/04/16 21:26:22

Dolly Trolley

30/04/16 21:14:05

India v England and the umpire receives the message its time for tea.

30/04/16 19:14:30

Having recently lost her fuel allowance, Maude's bold offer for half a ton of coal takes Santa by surprise.

30/04/16 18:47:31

Cobble locked

29/04/16 6:43:23

Oh don't mind him , he's blind as a bat.

21/04/16 12:49:26

And here's some pointing I did earlier.

03/04/16 19:54:34

Barbie queue.

03/04/16 8:16:36

You don't believe I'm Santa but you're investigating a sighting of the Loch Ness Monster?

02/04/16 8:59:31

No chickens were harmed while making this commercial, but we did chop off their heads later and eat them.

01/04/16 10:28:03

You were right missus, you can't swing a cat in here.

31/03/16 20:35:23

Vixen and Blitzen

31/03/16 19:37:19

Ironically she drowned in two foot of water.

31/03/16 12:05:30

Little Johnny went to extremes to escape detention.

31/03/16 7:19:49

One two three four five, here I caught a fish alive.

31/03/16 7:02:16

Everyone remembers where he was when Elvis died.

30/03/16 21:36:49

Turd Movement in A Flat. From the Bottom -sorry Top.

30/03/16 19:49:45

Our tests indicate that you have an unusual eating disorder.

30/03/16 14:09:14

Well Lewis, this has all the ingredients of a rather interesting cake.

30/03/16 12:22:52

After busking all day in Trafalgar Square.

30/03/16 11:50:13

That's another fine mess you got me into Stanley

30/03/16 11:27:29

Hi de Hi

30/03/16 10:02:57

Recipe for disaster.

29/03/16 19:45:45

Yes I ordered a stair lift but...

29/03/16 12:44:35

Pregnant pause in the birthing pool.

29/03/16 8:39:19

In Dog We Trussed

28/03/16 22:46:14

DIY Kennel from IKEA

28/03/16 22:25:21

Golf caddy circa 1400.

28/03/16 22:10:22

Original boomerang designs kept Rover busy.

28/03/16 21:40:38

Dog in heath got wood.

28/03/16 21:29:49

That reminds me of a dog I met on Tinder

28/03/16 21:25:33

Manger in the dog.

28/03/16 20:38:40

Well, the gravity of a situation is six times less on the moon!

22/03/16 20:32:05

Hey Neil, about that small step you brought.....

22/03/16 20:24:06

Mind the gap

22/03/16 8:07:02

Alfreds Co Dining

21/03/16 21:30:20