"Yes Officer she was cycling along then the silly cow tried to jump the lights. "

17/12/12 20:00:17

"CUT! OK, one more time- and this time kid, keep your eyes on the sky and the alien in the basket."

17/12/12 20:00:18

"I can't get down", said the bike, "I'm two-tyred."

17/12/12 20:02:45

Saddle Soar.

17/12/12 20:00:39

Hovis delivery boy admits to drink driving.

17/12/12 22:16:18

"Jeez, there weren't any speed bumps when I came down this street yesterday."

17/12/12 20:19:08

♫ I want to fly my bicycle ♫

17/12/12 20:04:48

Calling a traffic warden a pleb was a really bad idea !

18/12/12 7:08:33

Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms

18/12/12 1:26:26

James enjoyed a bit of light cycling in the morning.

17/12/12 20:09:11

"...and after the news we have the cycling highlights."

17/12/12 20:07:31

Well it is a leap year.

18/12/12 8:50:24

" and officer there was a little alien like creature in the basket ... honest"

17/12/12 21:51:22

Lightly spoken

17/12/12 20:35:15

♫ Rider's on the Storm. ♫

17/12/12 20:27:59

Dope peddler.

17/12/12 20:23:57

Amberdexterous.

17/12/12 20:16:46

The streets were cleared after the Raleigh

17/12/12 20:15:52

Pedaller caught trafficing natural highs

17/12/12 20:06:38

A Flycycle.

17/12/12 20:06:31

"What basket case has put that there?"

17/12/12 20:05:36

Upwardly mobile.

17/12/12 20:01:53

Pete tried anything to avoid another ticket for cycling without lights

17/12/12 20:01:02

Following the crash the cyclists ran away; police are searching for a young boy and a midget with a blanket over his head.

17/12/12 20:00:31