"Yes Officer she was cycling along then the silly cow tried to jump the lights. "

17/12/12 20:00:17

"CUT! OK, one more time- and this time kid, keep your eyes on the sky and the alien in the basket."

17/12/12 20:00:18

"I can't get down", said the bike, "I'm two-tyred."

17/12/12 20:02:45

Saddle Soar.

17/12/12 20:00:39

Hovis delivery boy admits to drink driving.

17/12/12 22:16:18

"Jeez, there weren't any speed bumps when I came down this street yesterday."

17/12/12 20:19:08

🎵 I want to fly my bicycle 🎵

17/12/12 20:04:48

Calling a traffic warden a pleb was a really bad idea !

18/12/12 7:08:33

Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms

18/12/12 1:26:26