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Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2104Guido van der Velden

"Felix you forgot your lunchbox!"

24/11/12 20:03:20

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

One small step for nan, one giant leap for nankind.

24/11/12 20:00:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

"Hi, I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses."

24/11/12 20:35:01

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Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Gran Control to Major Tom

24/11/12 23:18:02

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Doris put her Stannah stair lift settings too high.

24/11/12 20:12:16

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C CaMel Vote score: 4957C CaMel

'Houston we have a problem.. ..Betty refuses to drive over 23mph'

24/11/12 20:19:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Maureen Lipman gets an 'ology, at last.

24/11/12 20:17:07

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Am I in Tesco?

24/11/12 20:04:46

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Michael Winner Vote score: 22602Michael Winner

"Son, it's not good news. Ground Control can't repair the engines, and they sent me to tell you that the oxygen will run out in six hours. Also, I've brought you socks and clean underwear, and your favourite, egg sandwiches."

24/11/12 20:01:39

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Smuldo Vote score: 11300Smuldo

Nora the Explorer.

24/11/12 20:00:12

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9834Neil Mackenzie

Grandma was going to the Space Station. She had a queue of seventeen Space Shuttles behind her.

24/11/12 20:01:42

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"I've left your Grandad...I need some space."

24/11/12 20:00:48

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16633F Mackay

Vera was delighted to be the first civilian to visit the incontinental space station.

24/11/12 20:18:24

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Nano Nano.

24/11/12 20:00:09

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Bastard, I forgot my knitting."

24/11/12 20:08:57

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21303Ian Skelding

Mary Whitehouse thought she had got away from smut and filth but no, there it was, The bloody Sun.

24/11/12 20:00:30

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F Mackay Vote score: 16633F Mackay

Rose survived the Titanic only to see Jack slide into the icy depths of the Atlantic. She couldn't believe her bad luck as another boyfriend drifted slowly away from her never to be seen again.

24/11/12 20:46:14

 
David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

Old fart in a spacesuit.

24/11/12 20:34:26

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2104Guido van der Velden

"Excuse me sir, about 2 weeks ago my husband and a friend went on a biking trip. I've been looking all over for them since. Have you seen them?"

24/11/12 20:08:08

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Re cycling. --John Glover
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"You should have said you were coming, I'd have baked some lovely space cake."

24/11/12 20:02:49

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38768Cath Jones

Auntie Gravity.

24/11/12 20:02:48

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Nan on the moon.

24/11/12 20:00:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

"Get me back to the Grandmother ship now!"

24/11/12 20:29:14

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4957C CaMel

'Houston- please record CountryFile'

24/11/12 20:21:59

 
Fedin Vyach Fedin Vyach

My son cleaner NASA. While at my house repairs, he had me here on vacation posted. I wanted to Europe, but it is expensive ...

24/11/12 20:11:33

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6204Hercules Rockefeller

I just don't understand these Fixodent commercials anymore.

24/11/12 20:09:08

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

To boldy go where no Nan has gone before

24/11/12 20:08:36

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

I think next time I'll go back to my old hairdresser.

24/11/12 20:07:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6204Hercules Rockefeller

Rocket Gran

24/11/12 20:04:21

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Beam me down,Scotty.

24/11/12 20:03:57

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Appalling 11

24/11/12 20:02:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22602Michael Winner

"You don't write, you never call, it's almost as if you were trying to get away from me."

24/11/12 20:01:59

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11300Smuldo

Gladys was thrilled to be part of the OAP-ollo Space Mission.

24/11/12 20:01:03

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38768Cath Jones

Aileen vs. Predator.

24/11/12 20:00:22

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5462Ron Allan

When Vera was finally rescued by NASA she blamed the TV repair man who told her she needed to adjust the satellite

25/11/12 12:21:14

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4957C CaMel

'It's one small step for - oooh it's very dusty!'

24/11/12 21:18:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

"Now, was it the right hand button for air lock close and the left one for ignition, or was it the funny green one for Abort and the middle lever thing for....?"

24/11/12 20:39:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

"Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but could you lend us a cup of sugar please."

24/11/12 20:33:30

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 795Stephen Graham

The asteroids were there to see, the haemorrhroids she could do nothing about.

24/11/12 20:02:40

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Women are from Venus, Nans are from Mars.

24/11/12 20:01:44

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 795Stephen Graham

Astro-nan

24/11/12 20:01:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22602Michael Winner

"Astronaut, Schmastronaut- from this you make a living? It would have killed you that after all of the money we spent on you, you couldn't have become a doctor ?"

24/11/12 20:00:56

 
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