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13/08/12 10:04:30
A soft target
10/08/12 19:05:01
After winning another gold, Chris Hoy was overcome with emulsion.
06/08/12 15:00:18
Her dentist had told her, "Candy, floss every day."
05/08/12 19:00:08
Severn up
04/08/12 10:23:40
"Return to the Planet of the Apes please"
26/07/12 20:22:46
"I'm normally fussy about who I date but on this occasion I'll make an exception and go out with a redhead."
26/07/12 10:15:40
Sorry lads you are not allowed in dressed like that, we have a strict bar code in here
24/07/12 10:00:13
Cameron gets the sack.
23/07/12 19:00:14
I'm not allowed to run I'm contracted to Walkers
23/07/12 10:00:21
The King and Guy
18/07/12 10:19:24
Good crop, bad crop.
16/07/12 12:14:11
Jim is his own worst nightmare.
15/07/12 19:00:38
Pete recoils in horror after finding one of Lenny Henrys pubes.
14/07/12 11:19:29
The walls have smears.
09/07/12 19:00:24
"Shit!...Who's moved the swimming pool?"
06/07/12 19:05:19
Nigel was determined to win the "Light your own fart" competition.
04/07/12 10:15:38
Coo Roll.
02/07/12 19:00:34
A fish called Wander
02/07/12 10:08:01
“Best of luck with the interview Dad.”
30/06/12 19:08:45
"Buy your front windows and we will give you the rear FREE"
23/06/12 11:20:40
Pork with Apple source.
21/06/12 19:00:50
Every which way but loos.
19/06/12 19:02:52
Yet another funny one liner.
12/06/12 10:32:29
Often, Sally would sit on the dock of the bay, just wasting twine.
12/06/12 10:05:01
"Bless me father, for I have sinned."
09/06/12 19:12:48
An ambulance, a fire engine, several rescue workers... it's just an accident waiting to happen.
08/06/12 10:16:13
Railway sleepers
07/06/12 19:00:05
"O Cayman"
07/06/12 10:34:07
Scottish syndicate wins £5 in the lottery.
06/06/12 20:50:14
Gay City Rollers.
06/06/12 19:27:06
The Hanging Garments of Babylon.
27/05/12 10:01:22
Solemates
24/05/12 10:16:09
Ben couldn't wait to get home and batter his Sausage.
24/05/12 10:00:08
He's been like this since he was Bjorn
13/05/12 10:14:06
John's disguise was foiled.
10/05/12 10:00:21
Feline Groovy
09/05/12 10:01:33
Pressing Paws.
09/05/12 10:00:07
Wheres me lightsabre, wheres me phone??
08/05/12 10:49:35
High browse.
06/05/12 10:01:58
"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?"
02/05/12 10:38:40
A recipe for disaster.
26/04/12 19:36:52
"House Arrest..........HA, I laugh at your house arrest"
22/04/12 10:15:54
"I need to work on my slabs."
22/04/12 10:05:38
Gary was not allowed to compete in the Walker Cup.
21/04/12 10:29:28
Warmwood Shrubs.
13/04/12 19:02:18
Marge Simpson was never any good at photography.
10/04/12 19:00:17
Men.
03/04/12 19:00:10
Need some Action MAN....
03/04/12 10:56:04
Thank goodness for childhood obesity
28/03/12 10:09:49
"Why so cirrus?"
25/03/12 10:01:08
Open at 11:30. The weight was killing him.
23/03/12 11:00:51
You're round!
23/03/12 11:00:49
Auto-Biography
19/03/12 20:12:12
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ford Galaxy.
19/03/12 20:00:12
The Tow de France.
16/03/12 20:28:14
One man banned
15/03/12 20:28:43
Mary is between a rock and a hard place.
14/03/12 20:47:40
Bay window
13/03/12 20:19:10
Spock the difference.
11/03/12 11:03:38
Meat and greet.
06/03/12 20:04:05
Rung thief targets local window cleaners.
05/03/12 11:02:57
I hope you're better at this than my last 17 guide dogs were.
27/02/12 12:21:13
Stop Drinking and Get a Lifebuoy!
24/02/12 11:14:07
A Psycho path.
19/02/12 20:03:25
Ted and buried
15/02/12 20:28:07
Post Erectile Dysfunction
13/02/12 20:07:33
Mice Cubes
03/02/12 20:01:54
Tom sat waiting with baited breath.
23/01/12 11:09:32
Emma was trying to Kick the habit.
21/01/12 11:23:20
"Picture over Leroy, now get back under the bonnet and do the talking stuff."
19/01/12 20:10:49
Ampersandwich.
19/01/12 11:00:12
It's just a stage he's going through.
14/01/12 20:03:43
May the sauce be with you...
02/01/12 20:11:30
Pampers with added protection
31/12/11 21:46:00
When painting outside Pablo always used three coats.
31/12/11 11:22:56
"You see Doctor, he keeps wetting himself."
30/12/11 11:43:43
I'm not sure I approve of this photo... Too much saxon violence.
27/12/11 14:52:12
Carla worked out that her new shadow puppet theatre could make millions... But that's just a projected figure.
22/12/11 20:00:37
Cath In The Attic.
21/12/11 11:14:28
My garden is completely organic... insect aside.
20/12/11 20:00:27
Bay Watch.
18/12/11 12:55:22
If you see that BBC weatherman, tell him I've just had to sweep three feet of "mild with a gentle breeze" from my drive
17/12/11 11:03:50
Was originally built on two floors - but that's another storey
14/12/11 12:09:52
Exorcise
10/12/11 11:59:41
She exercised religiously.
10/12/11 11:42:05
She decided to skip prayers.
10/12/11 11:26:14
Antarcticar
08/12/11 20:10:15
This Saturday it's a Double Rollover!
04/12/11 20:00:23
Four cane geriatrics.
05/11/11 11:00:41
Another fat cat gets a raise
01/11/11 11:00:09
Cat-nips in for a quick one.
28/10/11 19:06:57
Cafe Rouge
27/10/11 19:01:49
But do they have Red Bush?
27/10/11 19:00:47
24/10/11 10:07:43
Fall guy
21/10/11 19:49:31
Announcer 'Delays can be expected due to the wrong kind of show on the tracks'
21/10/11 11:04:42
Goose beret
18/10/11 19:00:11
Metrotextuals
10/10/11 19:00:08
Ménage Abattoir
08/10/11 10:03:09
