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"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?"
03/01/13 9:41:17
Know your customer. Lesson 54:How to say hi to the Masaai.
03/01/13 11:02:07
"We like to mauve it, mauve it."
03/01/13 8:02:25
Yeah, we had sprouts at Christmas too, how did you guess?
03/01/13 10:42:25
The Campanologist Disco was always eagerly anticipated
03/01/13 8:16:33
Welcome to strictly plum dancing.
03/01/13 8:02:50
"Calm down mate, there's no need to get violet"
03/01/13 8:01:58
These New Malteser Shoes really do make you lighter on your feet.
03/01/13 19:50:47
Leaper Colony
03/01/13 8:35:25
"Can you smell something queer?!"
03/01/13 16:45:19
Team spirit was high at Caption.me
03/01/13 9:53:01
The world record attempt for the pogo was just taking off.
03/01/13 8:32:05
The Lib Dems throw a party in an attempt to woo the floating voters in Colchester North
03/01/13 8:22:34
After removing the stick from his arse, Peter found the ballet class much easier.
03/01/13 14:52:13
"Does your wife use Bounce in the washing machine too"?
03/01/13 9:57:05
It was only as she started her downwards trajectory they Cynthia began to wonder if she'd remembered to put on her underwear today.
03/01/13 8:17:23
I don't think they realise the gravity of the situation.
03/01/13 8:15:36
♫Hey wedding party, op op op op, dancing hangman style♫
03/01/13 8:11:29
Purple Rain Dance
03/01/13 8:03:45
No lights. No smoke. No shoes on woman. This must be a rave in Canada.
04/01/13 2:53:14
"Who says posh blokes can't party, Tarquin! I've asked the DJ to play some Bach next, and then I might fetch us all a second bottle of claret!"
03/01/13 17:46:20
'Just a bit higher and we'll get a bit of pant.'
03/01/13 12:51:52
I really hate Banksy and all those guys who spray on walls.Nah mate your'e in the wrong room, this is the Anti-Gravity Club.
03/01/13 11:00:42
Rebecca suddenly regretted not wearing a bra
03/01/13 10:53:10
Although the language was disgusting, the annual Tourettes fund raising party in Bradford was quite a success.
03/01/13 10:03:33
Levitation, levitation, If you want to be the best, and you want to beat the rest, Levitation's what you need.
03/01/13 8:20:17
"Can you feel a waft in here?"
03/01/13 8:19:32
Due to being flat footed Daphne needed a jump start.
03/01/13 8:01:37