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Ian Skelding Vote score: 19975Ian Skelding

"Who put the bloody underfloor heating to maximum?"

03/01/13 9:41:17

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Guideaux Vote score: 2078Guideaux

Know your customer. Lesson 54:
How to say hi to the Masaai.

03/01/13 11:02:07

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

"We like to mauve it, mauve it."

03/01/13 8:02:25

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Yeah, we had sprouts at Christmas too, how did you guess?

03/01/13 10:42:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

The Campanologist Disco was always eagerly anticipated

03/01/13 8:16:33

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

Welcome to strictly plum dancing.

03/01/13 8:02:50

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

"Calm down mate, there's no need to get violet"

03/01/13 8:01:58

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Jonathan Fitzpatrick Jonathan Fitzpatrick

These New Malteser Shoes really do make you lighter on your feet.

03/01/13 19:50:47

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

Leaper Colony

03/01/13 8:35:25

 
Jon Lloyd-jones Vote score: 509Jon Lloyd-jones

"Can you smell something queer?!"

03/01/13 16:45:19

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 884Nina Dutton

Team spirit was high at Caption.me

03/01/13 9:53:01

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David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

The world record attempt for the pogo was just taking off.

03/01/13 8:32:05

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

The Lib Dems throw a party in an attempt to woo the floating voters in Colchester North

03/01/13 8:22:34

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

After removing the stick from his arse, Peter found the ballet class much easier.

03/01/13 14:52:13

 
Austin Marry Vote score: 1762Austin Marry

"Does your wife use Bounce in the washing machine too"?

03/01/13 9:57:05

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

It was only as she started her downwards trajectory they Cynthia began to wonder if she'd remembered to put on her underwear today.

03/01/13 8:17:23

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

I don't think they realise the gravity of the situation.

03/01/13 8:15:36

 
Donna Pattison-reid Vote score: 299Donna Pattison-reid

♫Hey wedding party, op op op op, dancing hangman style♫

03/01/13 8:11:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

Purple Rain Dance

03/01/13 8:03:45

 
Brian Peloquin Brian Peloquin

No lights. No smoke. No shoes on woman. This must be a rave in Canada.

04/01/13 2:53:14

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3277Paul Woolley

"Who says posh blokes can't party, Tarquin! I've asked the DJ to play some Bach next, and then I might fetch us all a second bottle of claret!"

03/01/13 17:46:20

 
phil mcavity Vote score: 423phil mcavity

'Just a bit higher and we'll get a bit of pant.'

03/01/13 12:51:52

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

I really hate Banksy and all those guys who spray on walls.
Nah mate your'e in the wrong room, this is the Anti-Gravity Club.

03/01/13 11:00:42

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

Rebecca suddenly regretted not wearing a bra

03/01/13 10:53:10

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Although the language was disgusting, the annual Tourettes fund raising party in Bradford was quite a success.

03/01/13 10:03:33

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

Levitation, levitation, If you want to be the best, and you want to beat the rest, Levitation's what you need.

03/01/13 8:20:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Can you feel a waft in here?"

03/01/13 8:19:32

 
paul reeve Vote score: 4740paul reeve

Due to being flat footed Daphne needed a jump start.

03/01/13 8:01:37

 
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