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C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

America's Necks Top Model

12/09/16 19:58:57

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5381Ron Allan

The UK ladies Paralympic Relay team enjoy some quality time away from the pool

12/09/16 19:20:34

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Paralytic, you mean. Off their heads. --mariama faye
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27763Tony Edwards

The modelling industry is so competitive it's very difficult to get ahead.

12/09/16 19:15:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5062Hercules Rockefeller

"When did Henry the VIII become a fashion guru?"

12/09/16 19:05:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18004John Glover

"If you can keep your head when all about you are loosing theirs....

12/09/16 21:31:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33437Welsh Rarebit

Topless Models

12/09/16 19:00:21

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Clair thought the models looked really good in their outfits, but they couldn't see it themselves

12/09/16 19:38:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19720Ian Skelding

The Slice Girls

12/09/16 19:01:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19720Ian Skelding

" ...., shoulders, knees and toes."

12/09/16 19:30:49

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Bloomin' French! They aren't half going over the top with this No Head Dress nonsense.

12/09/16 19:12:41

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

Their face time had expired.

13/09/16 16:04:01

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

A cutting edge fashion statement- the Gullotine look.

13/09/16 15:48:37

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Rubber neckin'.

13/09/16 10:43:32

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Next models.

13/09/16 6:47:26

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"Perfect women....They CAN'T TALK."

13/09/16 4:13:18

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"There, now they won't notice the bare feet?"

13/09/16 4:11:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"HEY, which one of you gives head?"

13/09/16 4:08:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Modelling for Dummies:
Lesson 1. The simple way to lose that weight and keep it off.

12/09/16 22:45:59

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

You have to have an eye for fashion in this line of work in order to get a head.

12/09/16 22:18:01

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Some people haven't got the brains they were born with.

12/09/16 22:17:09

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Sherrie Hewson describes her ex colleagues has she says farewell to Loose Women. “Bye Katie you’ve only ever been half here, possibility because you’re dead from the neck up Hun. Goodbye Andrea my little friend with a bit missing and Coleen what can I say to someone that’s funny in the head, well you would be if you had one”.

12/09/16 22:11:10

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Disaster ! Convertible Clothing fails to find In-vest-ors !'

12/09/16 21:59:41

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Pose ladies
here comes the inspection from the head girl

12/09/16 21:51:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11359Dan Nicholls

'hmmm missing something...errrrrm...YES, THAT'S IT...SHOES'.

12/09/16 20:11:34

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

As the plane crash landed behind her, Sonia was glad she was only 5' 4

12/09/16 20:06:43

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Although Sarah liked hanging out with her work mates she still thought they were complete airheads

12/09/16 19:51:38

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Hmmm, I like the one with the neckless.

12/09/16 19:42:31

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

This is the worst police line-up I've ever seen.

12/09/16 19:35:32

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5381Ron Allan

When Barry picked up the three Hitchhiker's he quickly realised he wouldn't be getting a blow-job

12/09/16 19:28:13

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 15866Darthey Bussell

♬ "And we can build this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothing's gonna Chop us now" ♬
From the Mannequin Soundtrack.

12/09/16 19:23:27

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4686Paul Reeve

What a bunch of snotty cows thought Moira they've all got their heads stuck up their own arses.

12/09/16 19:16:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6685Vanessa the Guesser

Just a heads-up ladies, we're closing soon

12/09/16 19:14:51

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 15866Darthey Bussell

Jill expects to get some sales in a minute torso.

12/09/16 19:11:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19720Ian Skelding

"Great, all we want now to finish them off are the hats ... oh."

12/09/16 19:00:18

 
Tracey Lowe Tracey Lowe

"Girls why is she staring down there, does she think we don't know because we're headless, how rude"

25/09/16 14:22:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18004John Glover

Miriam never had a head for fashion.

12/09/16 21:34:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8722Neil Mackenzie

Zara didn't know which way to face them.

12/09/16 21:04:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11359Dan Nicholls

A model with no brains? Call me naive, but I have NEVER heard of that before...

12/09/16 20:40:31

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2632GeeDee

Looks like they have all headed off to primark

12/09/16 20:15:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3360Vivvy En

Della had her head screwed on. She could be a model. With her best bare foot forward her only concern was having a pole shoved up her backside.

12/09/16 20:13:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3360Vivvy En

The girls were up to their necks in modelling assignments.

12/09/16 20:10:44

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Model citizens

12/09/16 19:45:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27763Tony Edwards

Nice legs, shame about the faces.

12/09/16 19:42:11

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Shouldn't they be in the chop window?

12/09/16 19:38:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27763Tony Edwards

Cripplets

12/09/16 19:35:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33437Welsh Rarebit

Dressed to kill

12/09/16 19:17:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33437Welsh Rarebit

"You three have no dress sense whatsoever."

12/09/16 19:16:23

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 15866Darthey Bussell

They've been on the shopping block.

12/09/16 19:14:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21040Michael Winner

Pictured: how men see women.

12/09/16 19:14:34

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 15866Darthey Bussell

Sue was on a chopping spree.

12/09/16 19:14:01

 
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