cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
"Ah, Saturday morning.  I fancy a fly-up."
"Ah, Saturday morning.  I fancy a fly-up." photo | portfolio
© All Rights Reserved Damaz Real Fantasy

To add captions, first sign up



Vivvy En Vote score: 5608Vivvy En

"Ah, Saturday morning. I fancy a fly-up."

12/11/16 8:37:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Ribbit" for your pleasure.

12/11/16 8:00:32

 1
Ohhh thank you kind sir......  --Andrea Hickling
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Bonjour."

12/11/16 9:38:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6510Glyn Evans

"Hey Princess, fancy coming back to my pad?"

12/11/16 8:27:20

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Toads like the simple life. All they want is a hop, kip and a hump.

12/11/16 9:44:21

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I better cover my legs-I smell French cooking."

12/11/16 16:51:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Can we find this grumpy old fella a new place to live? Join us after the break on Croakation Croakation Croakation.

12/11/16 13:33:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Ah, it feels so much better after taking that ridiculous wig off", thought Donald.

12/11/16 8:03:59

 1
There is indeed a certain resemblance... --Pussy Galore
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

When you're all out of weed and you smell it in the air

12/11/16 13:19:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31426Tony Edwards

"Well go on then, it's a leap year!"

12/11/16 8:48:14

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

"Wart. A wart. Er, everywhere!"

13/11/16 13:17:28

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Trump's smugger then ever.

13/11/16 7:08:12

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

“Do you want some frog in your throat?”

“Can I just rubbit rubbit rubbit?”

13/11/16 3:42:22

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Freddie went hopping mad, then croaked ! '

12/11/16 18:19:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

No one knew what the Princess saw in him and if you've never had Toad in the Hole...

12/11/16 17:00:53

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I'm exhausted- there must be a toad stool around here somewhere."

12/11/16 16:57:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

All the frogs in the pond croaked but one managed to live.

12/11/16 16:48:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5608Vivvy En

"Give us a snog! You know you want to..."

12/11/16 16:39:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5608Vivvy En

'Spending the night on the princess' comfy pillow wasn't bad at all' thought Henry.

12/11/16 16:34:23

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

He croaked when the tractor went over him.

12/11/16 11:30:19

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Croakodile.

12/11/16 10:58:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Danger Mouse knew it all along: Baron Von Greenback was nothing but a turncoat.

12/11/16 10:50:20

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Aliens have already landed on Earth. They hide among us using croaking devices.

12/11/16 10:40:25

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 9413Mr Dome

Derek, in his advanced years and experience, saw the headlights approach. He knew, then, that he would become part of the road

12/11/16 10:28:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

♪♪Follow the yellow prick toad...

12/11/16 10:18:09

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Warning: Drive carefully. Low visibility due to severe frog . (OK. Please allow for artistic licence)

12/11/16 10:06:57

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The Trump administration team includes Newt Gingrich as well as Sarah and Toad Palin.

12/11/16 10:05:35

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

For the sake of love, Miss Piggy has the first transspecies operation.

12/11/16 9:59:49

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Chas & Dave chorus girl: "Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit..."

12/11/16 9:53:18

 
Dev B Vote score: 601Dev B

What the Frog?

12/11/16 9:36:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Donald Trump before Melania kissed him.

12/11/16 9:35:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Lick my back, £5 a go.

12/11/16 9:33:54

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 9413Mr Dome

Toadally boring pic

12/11/16 9:33:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21930Ian Skelding

"He's on his way to the Hall."
"Really? how much does she charge?"

12/11/16 9:23:26

 
Dev B Vote score: 601Dev B

breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out....feeling better?..see i toad you)

12/11/16 9:21:41

 
Jason Plessas Vote score: 200Jason Plessas

One for the toad.

12/11/16 8:41:20

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5025Chris Halliwell

I'm finding it difficult to kermit to a caption.

12/11/16 8:34:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31426Tony Edwards

"Toad you I would win."

12/11/16 8:32:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

I'm Phibian

12/11/16 8:31:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6510Glyn Evans

All Obey The Hypnotoad.

12/11/16 8:31:20

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20002John Llamas

"Come and get it Megan" ... Prince Harry

12/11/16 8:14:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31426Tony Edwards

"Wart are you looking at?"

12/11/16 8:09:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

Freddie was worried about his proposed booze cruise trip to France, in case he ended up legless

12/11/16 8:09:00

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20002John Llamas

"Bud - wies - errr"

12/11/16 8:07:24

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Todd found Lily ribbiting, but she would not Kermit and croak his heart.

12/11/16 8:03:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

"Pop round anytime for a natter Jack".

12/11/16 8:02:44

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Frogging is the new Dogging

12/11/16 8:02:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I was going to show you my old boy, but that maybe considered as frogs porn."

12/11/16 8:00:08

 
chris emden chris emden

Watch out wife you're getting a toad in you're hole tonight !

01/12/16 17:00:38

 
more photos from the captioning gallery