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C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!"

22/09/16 16:31:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18352John Glover

Penny moved in strange circles

22/09/16 16:35:43

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

For god sake Charlotte give it up, your just going round in circles

22/09/16 12:48:26

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 5906Mr Dome

I'm coming!! said Gulliver's cock ring assistant

22/09/16 19:55:05

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I laughed so I had to vote --Martin Veith
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Jane was in great shape .

22/09/16 13:36:13

 
Mark England Vote score: 14246Mark England

"Delivery for a Mr Eamonn Holmes. Your Gastric Band has arrived"

22/09/16 11:17:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7238Vanessa the Guesser

He was very short-sighted and was checking his watch to see when this stunt would be finished.

22/09/16 13:35:28

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Family Cirquel.

22/09/16 13:12:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3687Vivvy En

Dan wondered why they had all this palaver when they could just peg the washing outside.

22/09/16 13:03:02

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19672John Llamas

Cirque de Dismay

22/09/16 11:24:49

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Pls let me know if my caption is too similar.After overlooking yours I wrote mine.'Cirque du Coileil !'Then when I reviewed captions for voting ..Viola --Polymorph
Martin Veith Vote score: 977Martin Veith

The perfect circus experience for those who are of the opinion that blood pumping high wire stunts performed by scantily clad blonde contortionists is so yesterday.

23/09/16 3:52:30

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

Spaghetti hoops to be replaced by spaghetti legs.

22/09/16 18:11:38

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Tell me what you want, what you wheelie wheelie want.

22/09/16 17:05:05

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Auguste had just Rodin exceptional high wire act but his mind was awash with thoughts of Peg's hoop.

22/09/16 16:23:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3687Vivvy En

Cycle To Work Day can be such fun for some.

22/09/16 16:14:08

 
larry G. Vote score: 1105larry G.

"Oh no, not another Hulu Hoop demonstration!"

22/09/16 16:13:35

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Dave was fed up with Jane dropping subtle hints that it was about time they were married.

22/09/16 15:56:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20004Ian Skelding

Di Ameter

22/09/16 15:47:46

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7703Leroy Brown

Finalists for the Turner prize.

22/09/16 15:22:32

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7703Leroy Brown

Wheel be right back after this segment.

22/09/16 15:20:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20004Ian Skelding

Easy as pi

22/09/16 15:13:19

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4741Paul Reeve

Jane was one of them women who loved it in the ring.

22/09/16 14:42:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Mandy busted a gut to keep things rolling after Barry busted his balls falling off the unicycle.

22/09/16 14:03:27

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Only one act at a time was allowed inside the Big Top.

22/09/16 14:02:02

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Ring of not so bright Walter.

22/09/16 12:41:36

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

Chap: ".. and here was me thinking sex would be easier once she had the coil fitted."

22/09/16 12:27:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28390Tony Edwards

Billy always knew that Susie would move on to bigger and better rings.

22/09/16 12:03:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21164Michael Winner

"Now that diaphragm is more my size", thought Katie Price.

22/09/16 11:23:23

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Diane, don't you think you should start off with a smaller embroidery project for your first attempt?" sighed Alan.

22/09/16 11:20:59

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Poor Steve was hung out to dry once again.

22/09/16 11:19:25

 
Mark England Vote score: 14246Mark England

One of the most awkward jobs in the world is fitting waistbands on Clown trousers

22/09/16 11:15:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28390Tony Edwards

Mary-go-round

22/09/16 11:10:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Tom was glum. He didn't want to watch Lilly put a ring on Gulliver's finger.

22/09/16 11:07:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34299Welsh Rarebit

Spinning Jenny

22/09/16 11:01:09

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Cirque du Coileil !'

22/09/16 13:41:47

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The Big ZZ Top's Ringmaster.

22/09/16 13:00:48

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

"when I signed up, I didn't know I'd have to sit on a dildo"

22/09/16 12:51:02

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Wayne Sleep-s during rehearsals of Hooper Swan Lake.

22/09/16 12:19:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18352John Glover

"Margaret it's your round. Oh I give up. would someone please, please explain to her the etiqhette of going out for a night at the pub."

22/09/16 11:58:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Blimey! If that's the nose ring, I don't want to meet the bloody bull.

22/09/16 11:48:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21164Michael Winner

The grim reality behind HS2.

22/09/16 11:29:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21164Michael Winner

Dave was depressed- he'd fallen in love with the new knife-throwers assistant, in the full knowledge that the affair would be over by first matinee.

22/09/16 11:28:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21164Michael Winner

Unitards.

22/09/16 11:25:22

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19672John Llamas

Pete's sleeping habits were a little unique after being brought up by a family of bats.

22/09/16 11:20:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The inspiration behind the penny-farthing bicycle.

22/09/16 11:19:21

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

The Circle of Strife.

22/09/16 11:09:05

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8855Neil Mackenzie

She was such a talented Actress she made the roll her own.

22/09/16 11:06:19

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Ah!, So the washing machine at the Student Circus has a Uni-Cycle?

22/09/16 11:03:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28390Tony Edwards

Ring a Ring o' Rosie

22/09/16 11:02:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34299Welsh Rarebit

Ring rode

22/09/16 11:00:46

 
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