"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!"

22/09/16 16:31:26

Penny moved in strange circles

22/09/16 16:35:43

For god sake Charlotte give it up, your just going round in circles

22/09/16 12:48:26

I'm coming!! said Gulliver's cock ring assistant

22/09/16 19:55:05

Jane was in great shape .

22/09/16 13:36:13

"Delivery for a Mr Eamonn Holmes. Your Gastric Band has arrived"

22/09/16 11:17:30

He was very short-sighted and was checking his watch to see when this stunt would be finished.

22/09/16 13:35:28

Family Cirquel.

22/09/16 13:12:18

Dan wondered why they had all this palaver when they could just peg the washing outside.

22/09/16 13:03:02

Cirque de Dismay

22/09/16 11:24:49

The perfect circus experience for those who are of the opinion that blood pumping high wire stunts performed by scantily clad blonde contortionists is so yesterday.

23/09/16 3:52:30

Spaghetti hoops to be replaced by spaghetti legs.

22/09/16 18:11:38

Tell me what you want, what you wheelie wheelie want.

22/09/16 17:05:05

Auguste had just Rodin exceptional high wire act but his mind was awash with thoughts of Peg's hoop.

22/09/16 16:23:50

Cycle To Work Day can be such fun for some.

22/09/16 16:14:08

"Oh no, not another Hulu Hoop demonstration!"

22/09/16 16:13:35

Dave was fed up with Jane dropping subtle hints that it was about time they were married.

22/09/16 15:56:52

Di Ameter

22/09/16 15:47:46

Finalists for the Turner prize.

22/09/16 15:22:32

Wheel be right back after this segment.

22/09/16 15:20:52

Easy as pi

22/09/16 15:13:19

Jane was one of them women who loved it in the ring.

22/09/16 14:42:46

Mandy busted a gut to keep things rolling after Barry busted his balls falling off the unicycle.

22/09/16 14:03:27

Only one act at a time was allowed inside the Big Top.

22/09/16 14:02:02

Ring of not so bright Walter.

22/09/16 12:41:36

Chap: ".. and here was me thinking sex would be easier once she had the coil fitted."

22/09/16 12:27:46

Billy always knew that Susie would move on to bigger and better rings.

22/09/16 12:03:16

"Now that diaphragm is more my size", thought Katie Price.

22/09/16 11:23:23

"Diane, don't you think you should start off with a smaller embroidery project for your first attempt?" sighed Alan.

22/09/16 11:20:59

Poor Steve was hung out to dry once again.

22/09/16 11:19:25

One of the most awkward jobs in the world is fitting waistbands on Clown trousers

22/09/16 11:15:08

Mary-go-round

22/09/16 11:10:23

Tom was glum. He didn't want to watch Lilly put a ring on Gulliver's finger.

22/09/16 11:07:37

Spinning Jenny

22/09/16 11:01:09

'Cirque du Coileil !'

22/09/16 13:41:47

The Big ZZ Top's Ringmaster.

22/09/16 13:00:48

"when I signed up, I didn't know I'd have to sit on a dildo"

22/09/16 12:51:02

Wayne Sleep-s during rehearsals of Hooper Swan Lake.

22/09/16 12:19:22

"Margaret it's your round. Oh I give up. would someone please, please explain to her the etiqhette of going out for a night at the pub."

22/09/16 11:58:05

Blimey! If that's the nose ring, I don't want to meet the bloody bull.

22/09/16 11:48:44

The grim reality behind HS2.

22/09/16 11:29:49

Dave was depressed- he'd fallen in love with the new knife-throwers assistant, in the full knowledge that the affair would be over by first matinee.

22/09/16 11:28:03

Unitards.

22/09/16 11:25:22

Pete's sleeping habits were a little unique after being brought up by a family of bats.

22/09/16 11:20:07

The inspiration behind the penny-farthing bicycle.

22/09/16 11:19:21

The Circle of Strife.

22/09/16 11:09:05

She was such a talented Actress she made the roll her own.

22/09/16 11:06:19

Ah!, So the washing machine at the Student Circus has a Uni-Cycle?

22/09/16 11:03:32

Ring a Ring o' Rosie

22/09/16 11:02:56

Ring rode

22/09/16 11:00:46