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ToothPic
27/02/16 20:55:58
The NHS appear to have brought forward dramatically the age for the Prostate cancer check up.
20/02/16 20:25:13
Shadow boxer
09/02/16 12:00:06
CORRECT CHANGE ONLY."Oh, f*cks sake".
05/02/16 12:11:03
Protected species.
04/02/16 20:35:11
"Cuddles is innocent!"
02/02/16 20:09:20
Amazon wish to apologise for the delay in delivery of your ovulation fertility kit.
02/02/16 17:33:33
Signal can be inter-mitten-t
28/01/16 12:00:08
Stainsbury's
27/01/16 12:19:56
Recalculating...
26/01/16 20:25:44
House Mate.
26/01/16 8:08:59
Bogpuss
16/01/16 12:00:20
"Sorry son, but I've got no idea why Mrs Cohen wouldn't let you in to Samuel's birthday party."
13/01/16 14:01:22
"Will someone put a pilau under her head?"
12/01/16 20:07:17
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
31/12/15 12:00:20
"Best Tea-Towel holder ever!"
24/12/15 9:28:44
Due to an unfortunate typo, Satan was cast into Hull for eternity.
20/12/15 15:35:09
"Pepper, Sir?"
09/12/15 12:43:51
Subtext.
08/12/15 15:44:29
"The neighbors say it has to go."
02/12/15 8:11:04
"Never mind the coffee. Where's my bloody cornflakes?"
27/11/15 15:20:50
Normally he didn't go for this type ...... he preferred his girls to be a little dimmer.
01/11/15 20:05:58
Many Glands Make Light Work
01/11/15 20:00:50
Aww, cute- he's come as Luis Suarez.
01/11/15 8:02:37
"I know that the new cleaner might be a bit clumsy, but she works for peanuts"
31/10/15 12:18:31
"OK ladies when the AA arrive we say it was 'just me' sat on the scooter when it broke down"
23/10/15 13:57:57
I suspect the food has been spiked
17/10/15 19:00:23
Shoe Horn
11/10/15 19:00:37
Rear-view mirror
05/10/15 19:04:36
Evil Clown: "You disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary!"Ronald McDonald: "Yeah, well I've killed more people than you."
03/10/15 7:22:12
"Just one more payment and it will be all ours".
01/10/15 19:10:32
Devastated at being sacked by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew following yet another disaster in the laboratory, Beaker just couldn't face the fax.
29/09/15 12:13:34
#shatmypants #keepsmiling
24/09/15 19:14:22
Amazon deny attempts to monopolize the home delivery market.
22/09/15 21:01:37
Mona Lomu.
20/09/15 11:36:28
Snog, Maori, Avoid?
20/09/15 8:05:13
Damn it! Its the screw in type.
14/09/15 8:39:25
Cock-a-hoop
10/09/15 19:51:40
Match Point?
08/09/15 11:20:24
Arson Fire?
05/09/15 19:19:43
Alzhclimers
31/08/15 11:01:06
...and a diet coke please.
28/08/15 11:38:20
Bloody Bingo machine's bust again.
28/08/15 7:09:01
02/08/15 19:07:15
Sally just found out that she had three half brothers.
25/07/15 11:18:40
Pussy Galore
20/07/15 7:20:45
"Ha ha, The advertising agency got that wrong, it should be Cow and Gate."
19/07/15 20:16:02
I prefer goose berries
16/07/15 19:12:01
Jo liked to lie on the Beech.
11/07/15 7:00:13
"Let us Play..."
09/07/15 9:20:54
Lord's cricket ground
09/07/15 9:03:25
Ten pin boiling
22/06/15 11:11:35
Before having her ears syringed, she had to get a lab report.
19/06/15 19:56:20
Uri Geller makes a start on corrogating a new door for his storage unit.
15/06/15 11:38:19
"This is so embarrassing Dad, why can't you just let me cycle to school with my friends like normal kids?"
09/06/15 7:03:40
When the priest saw her he had a stroke.
04/06/15 19:37:12
He just plays on anon anon anon...
03/06/15 20:50:38
"Here's the Catholic converter."
27/05/15 7:01:18
I don't know why we bought the house .We just liked the way it looked.
19/05/15 10:23:30
Tom Dick and Hare.
17/05/15 11:11:20
Len's just got bigger
16/05/15 21:59:58
Toilet-trees
16/05/15 7:00:15
Suzie liked to keep in shape.
14/05/15 7:05:55
"Say Cheese!"
06/05/15 11:22:19
Cilla wet
04/05/15 19:11:30
"Any chance you girls fancy handling swollen goods?"
30/04/15 19:09:13
'Careful Donald everyone can see your tackle'
17/04/15 7:24:51
When Sue told him he had sex on the brain, John decided to check for himself.
13/04/15 19:14:10
X marks the Scot
09/04/15 11:08:03
Wig trouble in Little China
09/04/15 7:00:09
Sniff upper lip
03/04/15 11:10:18
23/03/15 8:05:51
Walls I scream.
16/03/15 20:01:49
Mr Motive-eater
08/03/15 20:00:11
Well, if this doesn't get rid of his verrucas, nothing will.
07/03/15 20:56:02
Grate Expectations
07/03/15 20:09:30
Wall Seat Crash
05/03/15 8:35:47
Eric Clapped out
03/03/15 9:21:27
After being cooped up all day Rex was now ready for a slash.
23/02/15 11:30:57
Hedge and Shoulders
22/02/15 14:17:44
I've just had my roots done.
22/02/15 13:12:27
Cut lass
19/02/15 12:00:43
Tree-Mobile
18/02/15 20:00:08
"The hostel told me that I had to kerb my drinking"
17/02/15 12:00:10
Poopourri
07/02/15 20:00:06
I have a number of animals on my country estate
04/02/15 12:01:52
Anty frieze
03/02/15 12:00:23
Play it again Psalm
03/02/15 8:00:54
Anachonda
01/02/15 12:49:00
"Business has quadrupled since we moved to the new premises next to the chemotherapy unit."
31/01/15 12:21:51
Eddie's Stove art(Nod to 08.12.58)
31/01/15 8:19:20
You can tell Sandra's the kind of girl who gets turned on easily.
26/01/15 20:03:36
The body of Christ - concrete evidence.
26/01/15 8:18:13
Psychedelic Furs
19/01/15 8:16:14
The Sty at Night.
07/01/15 20:24:07
Flits like a glove.
02/01/15 8:02:44
50 Shades of Graze.
01/12/14 20:00:39
This takes the naughty chair to a whole new level.
28/11/14 8:09:29
!noitpac ot tluciffid gnikcuf s'eno sihT
24/11/14 8:09:54
German holiday-makers are starting to keep Tabs on their deck-chairs
21/11/14 9:01:20
