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"Personally Id prefer a donor kebab".
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7232Vanessa the Guesser

"Personally I'd prefer a donor kebab".

05/11/16 8:03:01

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I love Shish and Donna! --Andrea Hickling
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5070Glyn Evans

♫ When the chef takes your eyes for a big pizza pie. That's a-gory ♫

05/11/16 9:07:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

On second thoughts, I’ll leave the garlic balls.

05/11/16 8:00:50

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I've only just seen this one - I would have voted for it.... --Mr Dome
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

May contain nuts

05/11/16 10:46:21

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"I couldn't eat a hole one."

05/11/16 10:37:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20003Ian Skelding

Brand new from Mrs Lovett's Pie shop.

05/11/16 9:26:45

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

Finger food.

05/11/16 8:00:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Well it's all very well to scream 'TAKE THE i's OUT' but then you'd just be left with a pzza.

05/11/16 11:06:24

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Leave the eyeballs on, they'll see us through the week. --Pussy Galore
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

tip removed from Bill

05/11/16 10:18:50

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

''H'm...I can see you've had your eye on that pizza now for some time.''

05/11/16 10:11:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It was showstopper week on Bake Off, and Paul and Mary were disappointed to find a soggy bottom.

05/11/16 10:00:48

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Mum, I don't like this sausage. It's got a funny bit of skin at the end.

05/11/16 9:38:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Fresh from Domi-nose

05/11/16 8:32:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19672John Llamas

The picture has been digitally enhanced.

05/11/16 8:15:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3685Vivvy En

"The wife's in bits so now I have to make my own dinner!"

05/11/16 8:07:58

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 5897Mr Dome

Also available is the ever popular Four Semens pizza

06/11/16 1:55:16

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 5897Mr Dome

Made with Chef's special Helmetdale Cheese

06/11/16 1:34:22

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

It looks good,feels good and I hear it tastes good.

05/11/16 15:59:57

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"Come on, get it while it's flesh."

05/11/16 11:10:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Mummy, I don't like Daddy!"
"Well, leave him on the side of your plate, then."

05/11/16 10:33:19

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

We don't bother getting the old cauldron out on Halloween these days. We prefer fast food. Now, where did I put the eye of newt and toe of frog?

05/11/16 9:47:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8854Neil Mackenzie

Waiter there is a fly in my Pizza.
Tell Chef to make sure he takes the trousers off the next victim.

05/11/16 8:59:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

"You want garlic head with that?"

05/11/16 8:32:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28374Tony Edwards

Pizza Cut

05/11/16 8:19:15

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19672John Llamas

" ..... and a side order of fava beans."

05/11/16 8:14:09

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And a nice Chianti!  --Andrea Hickling
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34295Welsh Rarebit

Margareta pizza

05/11/16 8:05:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28374Tony Edwards

I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Ear!

05/11/16 8:05:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34295Welsh Rarebit

How Ian?

05/11/16 8:01:16

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He's watching youuuuuuuuu  --Andrea Hickling
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34295Welsh Rarebit

Good fellas pizza.

05/11/16 8:00:31

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Chef's night off !?'

05/11/16 17:34:40

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

When Dave made a pizza he really threw himself into it .

05/11/16 14:51:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18347John Glover

"So, where's the one with the female parts on it?"
"Sorry, Marger eat her."

05/11/16 11:47:53

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Can't wait to try your spotted dick.

05/11/16 11:28:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"Pizza's great. Hey. where's that kids you had working for yah?"

05/11/16 11:11:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"Zahhhhh!"

05/11/16 11:08:51

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"You are what you eat."

05/11/16 11:07:10

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

''...'Ear, try some of this...''

05/11/16 10:09:15

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Waste not, want not," was Igor's motto.

05/11/16 9:48:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Best served with a nice, full-bodied red.

05/11/16 9:42:22

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

What Happened to the last person that worked here??
He was Cut up when we sacked him.

05/11/16 9:35:29

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

Digital pizza.

05/11/16 9:20:41

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4583Chris Halliwell

You want a Pizza me?

05/11/16 8:35:23

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 28374Tony Edwards

Cannibal Lecter pizza

05/11/16 8:34:50

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Eye ear this pizza is finger licking good!

05/11/16 8:16:16

 
Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

Can't wait to get my teeth into this Marg-eye-ear-ta pizza. Hmmmm

05/11/16 8:04:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

“Hey Luigi, I finally got around to firing that delivery boy.”

05/11/16 8:02:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3685Vivvy En

"Ear's an alarming pizza!"

05/11/16 8:00:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

“You want a pizza me?”

05/11/16 8:00:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34295Welsh Rarebit

PepperTony Pizza

05/11/16 8:00:07

 
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