clever

"Oooh, I see there's a new Polish family moved in."

16/01/17 12:13:08

As James and Sally had both been infertile, having children had just been a pipe dream.

16/01/17 12:40:13

After all that swinging around they felt a little light-headed

16/01/17 12:33:54

"We love seeing his face light up!"

16/01/17 16:27:11

"I swear... If he asks to be swung one more time I'll lamp him one"

16/01/17 14:03:58

Will the real Posh stand up.

16/01/17 15:01:16

He never though he'd get to play with his son again but thankfully his wife successfully guessed "The Lord of The Rings" and Hangman was set free.

16/01/17 12:30:06

Easy to help because he's a little light.

16/01/17 20:17:23

♫ Lifted by the Lighthouse Family. ♫

16/01/17 12:55:35

Art Critic: Why two Men with a Child?
Sculptor: The Red one is a Woman.
Art Critic: Why has she not got any head lights then?

16/01/17 17:34:57

It's not often that you see a whole family who suffer with Bi-Poler Disorder.

16/01/17 12:00:05

Well... where did you think little Tardis's came from?

18/01/17 0:05:51

"My relationship with my parents was often disjointed."

16/01/17 22:29:29

To conserve energy headlights have been turned off.

16/01/17 20:08:48

Your help is high-lighted.

16/01/17 19:57:56

Lego land.

16/01/17 19:55:07

"Oops! Watch your step, little Ray! I bet your light flashed before you then...

16/01/17 18:56:24

Pole dancers

16/01/17 18:13:52

Being a good pipe-man he raised her as his own, even though it was obvious to all that she wasn't purple.

16/01/17 17:59:53

"Watch you don't drop him you tubes."

16/01/17 16:40:56

It's not common knowledge that Lowry experimented with sculpture before painting his matchstick people.

16/01/17 12:53:27

People are taking the quest for size zero much too far.

16/01/17 12:44:21

"Thank God that he takes after my side of the family, and he wasn't born a redhead"

16/01/17 12:37:54

Swing park

16/01/17 12:27:07

"Amy, this is what you look like when we have to take you home drunk".

16/01/17 12:02:18

Paul and Paula met through matchstick.com

16/01/17 12:00:12

That Chinese steel - not worth a Light

22/01/17 3:51:39

"Time to smoke our pipes & play our Tubular balls.."

16/01/17 16:33:53

A bit of light exercise in the prison yard ...

16/01/17 13:26:23

Metal Mickey loved the playground apart from standing on chewing gum.

16/01/17 13:09:35

"Sureally fun."

16/01/17 12:59:54

"Isn't that Jack O'Lantern with his wife and kid."

16/01/17 12:59:38

Lightpost-modern Art

16/01/17 12:58:44

Illumin-arty

*Nod to 12:07

16/01/17 12:56:15

Human Beams

16/01/17 12:55:59

''Julia, you need to build this little guy up. When we swing him, he's so light!''

16/01/17 12:17:33

Son Lamp

16/01/17 12:16:42

Sonlight

16/01/17 12:16:38

Bringing up Amy should be a joint venture

16/01/17 12:09:55

Illuminatty.

16/01/17 12:07:21

"You've been framed!"

16/01/17 12:02:17